Course he did!! He's JAKE QUICKENDEN, dontcha know!!!!
TV Presenter and international wit and raconteur......
Jake Quickenden #95 A backstage smooch may be Fakey's big outing! Cue more of Flapz's lip-blushed pouting
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TV Presenter and international wit and raconteur......
Just for you Fakey 
I’m still saying it’s something to do with mma/boxing he’s got coming up. He wants people to think it’s some prestigious TV work but I highly doubt it. Remember he was allegedly presenting all last week and we know that’s BS. He does love to oversell and exaggerate. Loads of names being thrown about for CBB but not heard his name mentioned for it once yet but still keeping my fingers crossed for it 
I’m still saying it’s something to do with mma/boxing he’s got coming up. He wants people to think it’s some prestigious TV work but I highly doubt it. Remember he was allegedly presenting all last week and we know that’s BS. He does love to oversell and exaggerate. Loads of names being thrown about for CBB but not heard his name mentioned for it once yet but still keeping my fingers crossed for it 
Is there any footage of this?
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Probably wanted his cock!Even going to Karen’s Diner can’t get him the insta engagement he’s so desperate for
Even sadder is, he has started following the waiter from there who makes no mention of his profession on his insta, so Fakey must have actually asked him for his insta name so he could follow him
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Can you please screenshot this!That waiter has just commented on his Instagram post saying 'I still don't know who you are, but glad you enjoyed it!'
Take Full Monty out, what decent work has he really had though? ITV Win employ the absolute dregs of the z listers and they’ve still only used him once in over 3 months and that’s cos no other fucker wanted to go to Wales in winter
He’s not been on LW or Lorraine for ages and when was he last on primetime TV for anything worthwhile? Whatever this secret project is he’s got coming up, if he’s doing it, it will be tit and that’s why he’s got the gig and not somebody who’s better known 
Ah, but fakey, you Chose to do
Here fakey....
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Bet you the waiter went on his Instagram and twigged he's some has been/ never was from donkeys years ago....
Blood good laugh though.
What did he do, add all this up in his Journal of Gratitude? I bet he'll be laying around all day out of everybody's way because he hates being at home and he hates his family.
Do something different today Fakey. We want a full-on snog and display of affection with Squidward. We'll wait!
Do something different today Fakey. We want a full-on snog and display of affection with Squidward. We'll wait!
But nobody made him do it. He's got a regular paying "job".
He's the one tramping across the country chasing something that isn't going to happen.
Stupid twit. That little MoMo of his will
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He's still sulking from the third degree burn he got off the waiter...
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Perhaps he's filling in for Tyson Fury now he's "injured"..
Whatever he's dropping hints at, it'll be the usual load of old shite nobody else will touch with a disinfected stick....
Loser.
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Bet he doesn’t show that one lol.
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Soph seems to be last in the pecking order. Even Freddie is before her and we all know he couldn't give a tit about his "half a son".Love the way he put Leo first
I have done a bit further up
All that driving 
yeah Stirling Moss what a toss Well this cements the fact their "marriage" is a complete farce surely? The "beloved, hard-working husband" is finally back home and she's on a mission to find a travel pillow with the prodigal son!
She must have such a hectic schedule during the week that she has to fill her Sunday with this!
She must have such a hectic schedule during the week that she has to fill her Sunday with this!
TBH I would be so excited to see him on CBB. He will be dragged for filth. X will blow up with all the negative comments.Just for you Fakey
Take it tosser is still asleep then and what the hell is that cake for a bloody 3 year old? Kid will have diabetes by the time he’s 5!
So much wrong with this photo. His hair, the dessert for a 3 year old, the fact they’ve still not replaced the light shade and finally there’s obviously an incoming Hello Fresh ad for us all to look forward to
Also nice to see him spending the day with the son he misses so much
That story where he says he’s been presenting for ITV for 3 days as if it is something mainstream. Why not admit it’s just a competition giveaway as usual. Plus it was for 2 days not 3
Also nice to see him spending the day with the son he misses so much
That story where he says he’s been presenting for ITV for 3 days as if it is something mainstream. Why not admit it’s just a competition giveaway as usual. Plus it was for 2 days not 3
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Hey All
Been away so just been peeping at the thread every now & again.
You know I just don’t like him at all.
It is comical to me that he calls himself a presenter, a 90 second VT to camera … duck he’s desperate.
The big problem with PANTO BOY is PANTO BOY & his healthy sense of delusion. Because duck ME, it’s a healthy dose. The man not only lacks talent, he lacks humility & whenever he attempts to be humble he falls flat on his face.
I was away with a friend who is a casting director, I don’t think of PANTO BOY to be honest but she reminded me a story about an actor from Hollyoaks who arrived for a show she was casting in LA & she said between the delusion & the fact he said he was willing to ANYTHING for the role - made me think of PANTO BOY.
Anyway, hope you are all good.
currently sat in a Maccys having a mini snack whilst giving evil to a group of kids I want to twit because they are horrible FUCKS.
Been away so just been peeping at the thread every now & again.
You know I just don’t like him at all.
It is comical to me that he calls himself a presenter, a 90 second VT to camera … duck he’s desperate.
The big problem with PANTO BOY is PANTO BOY & his healthy sense of delusion. Because duck ME, it’s a healthy dose. The man not only lacks talent, he lacks humility & whenever he attempts to be humble he falls flat on his face.
I was away with a friend who is a casting director, I don’t think of PANTO BOY to be honest but she reminded me a story about an actor from Hollyoaks who arrived for a show she was casting in LA & she said between the delusion & the fact he said he was willing to ANYTHING for the role - made me think of PANTO BOY.
Anyway, hope you are all good.
currently sat in a Maccys having a mini snack whilst giving evil to a group of kids I want to twit because they are horrible FUCKS.
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Well, jake is often goosed up the arse by a ghostly presence who strongly resembles Stephen bear , so who knows?Honestly, is she on drugs or having a breakdown?
Last night she thought somebody had broken in and locked themselves in the bathroom. Why would a burglar break in and then lock themselves in a bathroom? She woke in the middle of the night and went to the toilet but couldn't get in. She then messaged her sister who lives in America (why - what could she do being thousands of miles away ffs?), she pondered about phoning 999
How did the neighbour get into the bathroom if it waa locked from inside then?
"Jake said this has happened before". Really?
I don't believe one word of this bizarre, bullshit story. Is this an attempt to get back on a Ghost programme or is it a blatant beg for a home security system? This only reminds me of RatGate in Portugal.
IT NEVER HAPPENED.
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In London for more filming with Ugo Monye.
In London for more filming with Ugo Monye.
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