Jake Quickenden #95 A backstage smooch may be Fakey's big outing! Cue more of Flapz's lip-blushed pouting

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Jane_Mcdonald

Singing in a field
 
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PrincessJeanie

Now we know why CH visited him the other week. It was for this cringeworthy fucking ad and the ‘Gucci’ backpack makes its usual appearance
 

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Robin71

That reel with Chris isn’t that the sort of thing he should film with dopey? Come on you two out you step from that closet
 
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bluecups

I honestly watched that ad like this....

https://giphy.com/oNFWOOtEJ0y1ZrVt1t
I swear down I had my fingers over my face like when you watch a horror film.

That acting makes his role in Hollyoaks as 'Woody' look worthy of an Oscar.

This is so fucking bad. So bad.
And so gay.
 
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PrincessJeanie

I wondered why his ad was only on Tiktok (yes I’ve reported him for sharing it on insta and not marking it as an ad ) so went online and put his name in a social media calculator to find out his potential earnings. On insta for a grid post he can earn up to £5,000 whereas on Tiktok, it’s about £600, so I think I’ve found my answer
 
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CrazyBaldhead

I swear to God, my best mate Dazzling Darren is as queer as they come and his husband is more camper than a row of tents but this fucking ad makes them look STRAIGHT!

Fakey's as straight as a roundabout. It's not even funny anymore. If Squidward is still ignoring this then she really is a thick cunt. You cannot change him love. He doesn't want your fanny!
 
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bluecups

For anyone who never saw Fakey's 'acting' in Hollyoaks, here's the link to his grand debut episode.

He was only in it for a few episodes and was dire in every one.

These are the timestamps where he appears -

5:52
9:32
16:22

 
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DeniseRoyle

He looks more lovingly at CH than his own wife
I've seen another z lister Charlotte Crosby apparently signed up for "celeb" masterchef
 
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PrincessJeanie

DeniseRoyle said:
He looks more lovingly at CH than his own wife
I've seen another z lister Charlotte Crosby apparently signed up for "celeb" masterchef
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So far H from Steps, Edith Bowman, Snoochie Shy, Charlotte Crosby, Viscount Emma, Danielle Harold, Christine McGuinness and Fakey rumoured to be appearing. Crop of the reality world then
 
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Jessica_Rabbit

Bingo for @PrincessJeanie she called an incoming cringe ad and fuck me that was more than cringe 🫣 I understand Fakey is desperate and will do anything but I thought CH had a few actual good jobs commenting on golf ?? Why does he do this cringey shit with Fakey?? I dont mind CH in general but I cannot stand him when he’s with Fakey! That ad needs going in the wiki under GAY/Cringe Antics 🫣 (BTW I read wiki 8 it’s brilliant fair play to you Queen Crazy @CrazyBaldhead not letting him away with anything ) If he ever needs an alibi he can use his Tattle Wiki Fakey to Flaps ‘if you don’t believe me check my Tattle Wiki
 
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PrincessJeanie

bluecups said:
For anyone who never saw Fakey's 'acting' in Hollyoaks, here's the link to his grand debut episode.

He was only in it for a few episodes and was dire in every one.

These are the timestamps where he appears -

5:52
9:32
16:22

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I’d forgotten just how bad he was . Maybe instead of grabbing every 2 min TV appearance he could, he should have spent his time and enrolled in acting classes instead. Good luck to him getting that main actor role in a Netflix Series that he’s manifesting
 
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