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Jake Quickenden #92 The 80's toreador & swinging coke jaw. So stuck in the closet he can't find the door
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Heโs just not that good. Letโs face it, if he didnโt make it x amount of years ago - heโs got more chance of getting shite out of a rocking horses arse than making it as a singer.Heโs posted thison Tiktok. Just waiting for the insta bio to be updated to include โsingerโ now. Well why not, everything else on there, barring his name, is exaggerated bullshit
PANTO BOY
isnโt any good. He doesnโt write or compose his own material. He lacks personality because he requires ALL the oxygen. I canโt listen or watch him sing though, it makes me uncomfortable.Its just pathetic tha a man is trying to recreate other no marks higher on the influencer tier social media posts & reels.
Everything he does - someone else has done it before & much better.
Hope everyone everyone is good
I am back home after a 3 hour bleeping WALK (it was meant to be half that, but friend decided to hurdle a log, didnโt hurdle it - because they didnโt know how to hurdle & sprained an ankle - I swear it was like dragging dead wood, literally) now I am sitting on a radiator, watching Gonnies)
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I canโt with this bleep, no wonder he looks like a bleeping RASIN, heโs dehydrated because heโs such a THIRSTY bleeping bleep.
**excuse any spelling or grammar errors - lost my glasses (because if my mate today) & coupled with my dyslexia - I canโt necessarily see my mistakes**
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"Looks like a bleeping raisin, he's dehydrated because he's such a thirsty bleeping bleep".Heโs just not that good. Letโs face it, if he didnโt make it x amount of years ago - heโs got more chance of getting shite out of a rocking horses arse than making it as a singer.
PANTO BOY
Its just pathetic tha a man is trying to recreate other no marks higher on the influencer tier social media posts & reels.
Everything he does - someone else has done it before & much better.
Hope everyone everyone is good
I am back home after a 3 hour bleeping WALK (it was meant to be half that, but friend decided to hurdle a log, didnโt hurdle it - because they didnโt know how to hurdle & sprained an ankle - I swear it was like dragging dead wood, literally) now I am sitting on a radiator, watching Gonnies)
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I canโt with this bleep, no wonder he looks like a bleeping RASIN, heโs dehydrated because heโs such a THIRSTY bleeping bleep.
**excuse any spelling or grammar errors - lost my glasses (because if my mate today) & coupled with my dyslexia - I canโt necessarily see my mistakes**
Love it!
Who the hell is going to give that g imp a " lucky break " on TV? He's balding, not attractive , untalented and a scrounging bleep.Heโs just not that good. Letโs face it, if he didnโt make it x amount of years ago - heโs got more chance of getting shite out of a rocking horses arse than making it as a singer.
PANTO BOY
Its just pathetic tha a man is trying to recreate other no marks higher on the influencer tier social media posts & reels.
Everything he does - someone else has done it before & much better.
Hope everyone everyone is good
I am back home after a 3 hour bleeping WALK (it was meant to be half that, but friend decided to hurdle a log, didnโt hurdle it - because they didnโt know how to hurdle & sprained an ankle - I swear it was like dragging dead wood, literally) now I am sitting on a radiator, watching Gonnies)
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I canโt with this bleep, no wonder he looks like a bleeping RASIN, heโs dehydrated because heโs such a THIRSTY bleeping bleep.
**excuse any spelling or grammar errors - lost my glasses (because if my mate today) & coupled with my dyslexia - I canโt necessarily see my mistakes**
I am turned off by being thirsty men, who require constant validation - itโs exhausting."Looks like a bleeping raisin, he's dehydrated because he's such a thirsty bleeping bleep".
Love it!
But he is a thirsty twit.
Flapz and Fakey
" The unloved of zeblebrity zhowbiz"
Begging and scrounging pot noodles, a few tomatoes , some lippy & a free pair of matalan slippers lolssssss
" Living the Dream"
Pair of prize cunts
their entitlement deserves ripping the piss out of.
" The unloved of zeblebrity zhowbiz"
Begging and scrounging pot noodles, a few tomatoes , some lippy & a free pair of matalan slippers lolssssss
" Living the Dream"
Pair of prize cunts
their entitlement deserves ripping the piss out of.The ship passed years ago โฆ.
When you see the likes of Sam (never watched MIC or jungle so Iโve only seen him on limited things, but heโs soo likeable & Labrador like) I understand the appeal - heโs genuine self deprecating, itโs not an act.
PANTO BOY has a huge ego, but not the talent to back it up - his attempts at โmake humilityโ are embarrassing but blatantly obvious that he is not bleeping HUMBLE.
Admittedly, my mate has completely FUCKED me off today after her antics - apologises if I seem abrupt,
Itโs not meant or directed to any of you.
She EVEN BEGGED school shoes for Freddie.
They cannot & will not ( through entitlement and begging scrounging laziness) provide the basics for their children.
Maris won't EVER be assessed by an NHS specialist because they are ALREADY THINKING ITS MORE ENTITLEMENT/ BEGGING/ SCROUNGING/ FREEBIES IF HES DAMAGED.
They really are tit. I despise cunts like them.
They cannot & will not ( through entitlement and begging scrounging laziness) provide the basics for their children.
Maris won't EVER be assessed by an NHS specialist because they are ALREADY THINKING ITS MORE ENTITLEMENT/ BEGGING/ SCROUNGING/ FREEBIES IF HES DAMAGED.
They really are tit. I despise cunts like them.
More fool these companies for using z list nobodies to promote their brand - thatโs enough for me not to bother using them as it shows the company is lazy. His engagement levels are soo bad - he is not marketable or relatable.
(Can you sense my irritation today
)I agree! xxMore fool these companies for using z list nobodies to promote their brand - thatโs enough for me not to bother using them as it shows the company is lazy. His engagement levels are soo bad - he is not marketable or relatable.
(Can you sense my irritation today
"And ...... action".
Utterly pathetic.
Utterly pathetic.
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Somebody make him stop. It's boring. It's torture. It's not funny anymore! 
Omg he just actually refered to his mam having airbags. When she finished the press up and was lay flat on the floor he said thank god you have those airbags. Omfg he thinks about his mams tits as airbags, bleeping incest that. Dirty horrible vile man and i bet zelda loved him talking about her tits like that. They arent wired up right. How can you talk about your mothers breasts like that. Someone needs to add it to the wiki
Don't worry - all noted. Utterly vile prick.
My sons would never dream of talking to me like that EVER. He needs a bleeping good hiding.
I donโt care if he thinks itโs bants you never aim a kick at somebodyโs face if I was Matt Iโd have grabbed his foot and pulled him over utterly utterly vile piece of tit 
bleeping wankers the whole bleeping lot of them! Obviously heโs had to show himself of in his spray tan and leopard print knickers once more. As for his singing, itโs utter shite as thereโs no powerful projection and therefore Heโs all squeaky and nasally. Hope they break they break a leg or two!
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She calls him babe, bunch of freaks
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