Jake Quickenden #92 The 80's toreador & swinging coke jaw. So stuck in the closet he can't find the door

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Robin71

He posted that purely for the type of cringe comments he’s got underneath his enabler has of course piped up with how amazing he is well why doesn’t one of you send it to Simon Cowell see what he has to say?
 
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CrazyBaldhead

Flapz: "Oh God, don't get me in Christ".

RatBoy: "Everyone would have thought it was a ghost".

Flapz: "The Grudge". (New nickname there).



Isn't your house haunted apparently?

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bluecups

I hope Zelda goes full Kim & Aggie "How Clean Is Your House" whilst they're away and films it all. I want to see her pulling out furniture and scrubbing filthy skirting boards, zooming in on the filth infested sofa, bleaching the mould-ridden powder drawer on the washing machine, finding rotted food under the bed. She wouldn't see it as shaming Jacob Golden Bollocks, she'd see it as a pop at Sophie because she probably thinks men shouldn't do any housework. Come on Zelda, you know you want to!
 
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mollyann

Bless Zelda she has to show her admiration for her namesakeFantastic is not a word I would describe that ungrateful pig headed prick.So cringe as she never comments under any of his posts
 
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Redtea2

mollyann said:
Bless Zelda she has to show her admiration for her namesakeFantastic is not a word I would describe that ungrateful pig headed prick.So cringe as she never comments under any of his postsView attachment 2670220
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He comments like that for a pity party
His music is shit he can’t sing
Pathetic little man
 
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JazzFan

Poor door Matt works hard comes home to beans on toast fuck Zelda
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Redtea2 said:
He comments like that for a pity party
His music is shit he can’t sing
Pathetic little man
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He’s asking for likes and comments, it’s so tragic
 
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CrazyBaldhead

Barbie2020 said:
Get yourself off to Butlins and you’ll see him
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There's always one!! They must be hard of hearing.

Perhaps he'll try and do a 'One Night with Jake Quickenden'. Oh wait, he already tried that and failed spectacularly when nobody bought tickets. Then he changed the date to the next year and even then nobody gave a shit and it was pulled!
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mollyann said:
Bless Zelda she has to show her admiration for her namesakeFantastic is not a word I would describe that ungrateful pig headed prick.So cringe as she never comments under any of his postsView attachment 2670220
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Pass me the bucket.


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JazzFan said:
Poor door Matt works hard comes home to beans on toast fuck Zelda
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He’s asking for likes and comments, it’s so tragic
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Sad little prick.
 
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JazzFan

Anyone else think the ice cream flappy was making was for an ad? I can’t see her doing anything nice like that for the fun of it
 
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VC10

mollyann said:
He’s only gone and posted him killing a songJust when you think he can’t get any more desperate up he popsLoving he’s so shit at singing just like his awful two minutes on hollyoaks
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They soon ousted him stage right , and NEVER asked him back again
 
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Lurker111

Took me alot to post a singing video fuck off jake you havent fucking stopped posting yourself singing this week he is an absolute fruit loop.
 
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mollyann

Even flaps has left a comment Wonder if he could try to do a evening with Jake in Scunthorpe againSilly me I forgot no one fucking wanted to see him
 
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