Jake Quickenden #92 The 80's toreador & swinging coke jaw. So stuck in the closet he can't find the door
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Is he trying to get his gig back at Butlins for this year cos that’s all he’ll get screeching like that. duck me my ears are bleeding. The ‘presenting’ work has dried up so please don’t tell me he’s going to attempt a ‘singing’ career again. So obvious he wants people to message him saying how good he is. Sorry Fakey you were right the first time. You are tit.
Spare every single person Fake, you CANNOT sing, you caterwaul! Your acting is like a wooden spoon and you have the work ethics of council estate junkie!
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Jesus Christ that singing is the worst
nasally, out of tune, I hate the type of singing he's doing. Pretending he's got no confidence, Billy bleeping Liar
he just wants the Tena huns messaging him, oooh Fakey you're so amazing, your singing is beautiful
wiggy looks a bit flat today, and yeah Zelda's diagonal mouth is passed down to him and little Damien
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The bleeping faces he pulls, looks like he's constipated ffs
nasally, out of tune, I hate the type of singing he's doing. Pretending he's got no confidence, Billy bleeping Liar he just wants the Tena huns messaging him, oooh Fakey you're so amazing, your singing is beautiful wiggy looks a bit flat today, and yeah Zelda's diagonal mouth is passed down to him and little Damien---
The bleeping faces he pulls, looks like he's constipated ffs
New avatar right there!Big lol at him killing it and not in a good wayHis hair and just him
Go tidy your shithole of a house as behind you dick it looks like a bombs gone off.View attachment 2667670
It’s the strumming away on the guitar that gets me. Maybe he needs to learn to play properly first
Two things - he is NO artist, singers write music and can hold a tune ie. Lewis capaldi he will never ever be a singer nor have a career with music
also I’m manifesting a huge avalanche to take this bleep out once and for all
also I’m manifesting a huge avalanche to take this bleep out once and for all
Not a note in his head, out of tune guitar, diction is so bad I can't make out what he's saying. Can't sing, can't dance, can't act someone call Louis Walsh quick and warn him 
Honestly can't bare to watch because of the faces he pulls.
bleep looks like he's taking a tit in his pants. He couldn't carry a tune in a bleeping bucket.
And flaps ...an extremely bang average idiot married to someone who appeared on a reality show
And she thinks we are all hanging bated breath on her "content".
Grow up, you pair of pointless nonentities..
And flaps ...an extremely bang average idiot married to someone who appeared on a reality show
And she thinks we are all hanging bated breath on her "content".
Grow up, you pair of pointless nonentities..
No confidence been told enough that I can't sing is because I can't. Maybe try taking on board what so many people say not just your mother she will tell I u ate brilliant even if you are shite
Gentle reminder - If everyone could please complete their constructive criticism he is welcoming it this year
STFU Fakey put the guitar back to its closet that doesn't close
STFU Fakey put the guitar back to its closet that doesn't close
I don’t know what’s worse. His singing or his wig!
As for Flaps. We know she reads here. If you want to be sad and show us your workout, at least have the camera on yourself and not the rest of the gym-goers. I’d have ‘accidentally’ kicked that phone over had I been in the background. Who does she think she is? On another note I’m so glad to hear she’s going to go to the gym 3 times a week as well as go running. Must be great to have so much time on her hands
. Maybe she could get round to potty-training her almost 3 year old too
Actually, you’re a truly bleeping dreadful singer.
And I hope his minuscule tool gets frost biteHope he breaks his neck
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He tries too hard to dress younger than his aged self!
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He’s repulsive with his gym mirror thirst trap selfies. The only women who fancy him are 50+!
Going on about getting a new fight date! Let’s hope he gets one and actually gets battered. The fight against Paul was so unfair.
Going on about getting a new fight date! Let’s hope he gets one and actually gets battered. The fight against Paul was so unfair.
I genuinely hands down think I’m a better singer than Jake and I know for a fact that I can’t sing
he is terrible though. He was never good but he’s definitely got worse. Give it up ffs.- Status