Jake Quickenden #92 The 80's toreador & swinging coke jaw. So stuck in the closet he can't find the door
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What he means is, have a watch because I’m panicking as my insta engagement is tit and I’m losing followers daily 
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Ahahha he sounds bleeping THRILLED to be spending new years eve at home with Flapz 
Too skint to go out and no friends to invite him to their parties.
Also, Jake, you've got all those spots because you're a cokehead who doesn't wash his face very often.
Too skint to go out and no friends to invite him to their parties.Also, Jake, you've got all those spots because you're a cokehead who doesn't wash his face very often.
So he's posting this.....
Somebody who has fucked off away from his OWN family, didn't make an effort to go to see his in-laws and is now making out that him and Chris Hughes are best friends.
WTF is going on? This is not normal behaviour whatsoever. Have they had another row?
If they don't separate in 2024, it will be the biggest lie known to man.
Somebody who has fucked off away from his OWN family, didn't make an effort to go to see his in-laws and is now making out that him and Chris Hughes are best friends.
WTF is going on? This is not normal behaviour whatsoever. Have they had another row?
If they don't separate in 2024, it will be the biggest lie known to man.
Did they know they were being filmed? Did he ask their permission?
I think we know the answer to that one.
I think we know the answer to that one.
So Flapz gives Gail a tit of vodka to give to Flakey - telling him it was water?? Firstly - he doesn't drink does he??!! Secondly - imagine if Gail had quickly drunk it.
bleeping weird to film people playing a board game anyway. He's completely nuts.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GET GAIL A HAIRCUT!!!!! 
That syrup is about to take off up into the skies quicker than a TUI 757 , thereHONESTLY JUST STOP IT.
"YOUR GRIEF IS STILL RAW".
GET SOME bleeping THERAPY YOU GRIEF THIEVING bleep.
LET THEM REST IN PEACE AND STOP MONETISING FROM THEM YOU SICKO.
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God he looks rough and that syrup looks bleeping ridiculous.
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That's it, give a toddler vodka in a cup - cunts.
Prick can't even pronounce Chateaubriand.
Prick can't even pronounce Chateaubriand.
Look at how threadbare his struggle wig looks as spotted by our @Philimena cunk . I find it hilarious how he tries to make it look like real hair by wetting it but it then shows off the threadbare nature of his syrup!Words fail me regarding this mad fucker so I will leave these pics here for any of the fakey blocked club
#uglyfucker
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Thought you said you gave up drinking you bleeping alcoholic.
LOOK AT ME OVER HERE, I’m friends with Chris frm love island, we ARE BESSIE MATES, everybody look, LOOK AT ME ME ME AND ME AND CHRIS AND WE ARE JUST LIKE SAM AND PETE PLEASE GIVE ME POSCAST WITH ME AND CHRIS MY BEST FWEND EVER …..What he means is, have a watch because I’m panicking as my insta engagement is tit and I’m losing followers daily
That’s basically what he wants to say but can’t, but the u smell the desperation , he’s a sad sad fucker…….
Those pics of him and Chris….I would be mortified if he was my husband.
He really doesn’t like spending time with his family does he.
He really doesn’t like spending time with his family does he.
Just played that clip to Mr Crazy. All he said was how bleeping thick these cunts are giving the kid a cup of vodka. He also remarked on how fake they were.
I also noticed on playing the clip back that there was not one but TWO product placements of Prime. One on the windowsill and one on the coffee table. WTF. How bleeping embarrassing.
Also, that's such a forced laugh on her face. Nobody strains that much. It's completely unnatural.
One question Flapz, what does it feel like when you know you're living a complete and utter lie?
We'll wait.
I also noticed on playing the clip back that there was not one but TWO product placements of Prime. One on the windowsill and one on the coffee table. WTF. How bleeping embarrassing.
Also, that's such a forced laugh on her face. Nobody strains that much. It's completely unnatural.
One question Flapz, what does it feel like when you know you're living a complete and utter lie?
We'll wait.
That kid is soo disconnected from PANTO BOY, there is a vague connection - but understandable due to him never spending ANY QUALITY time with him.That's it, give a toddler vodka in a cup - cunts.
Prick can't even pronounce Chateaubriand.
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INSTAGRAM is his main interest in life, he can’t live with validation from strangers - the fact we have mentioned on here about him having NO FRIENDS (proving once again, tattle is the NECK that turns the head) and then him spending the day/night with Chris is almost orchestrated to give the impression he has friends.
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It’s painful that a man approaching 40 is reduced to fake reels set up by himself & wife. Who the duck does this ? Well pathetic FUCKS with nothing else to video ….Just played that clip to Mr Crazy. All he said was how bleeping thick these cunts are giving the kid a cup of vodka. He also remarked on how fake they were.
I also noticed on playing the clip back that there was not one but TWO product placements of Prime. One on the windowsill and one on the coffee table. WTF. How bleeping embarrassing.
Also, that's such a forced laugh on her face. Nobody strains that much. It's completely unnatural.
One question Flapz, what does it feel like when you know you're living a complete and utter lie?
We'll wait.
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just so happens to film himself “drinking” water - duck OFF.
He looks like a lab ratJust played that clip to Mr Crazy. All he said was how bleeping thick these cunts are giving the kid a cup of vodka. He also remarked on how fake they were.
I also noticed on playing the clip back that there was not one but TWO product placements of Prime. One on the windowsill and one on the coffee table. WTF. How bleeping embarrassing.
Also, that's such a forced laugh on her face. Nobody strains that much. It's completely unnatural.
One question Flapz, what does it feel like when you know you're living a complete and utter lie?
We'll wait.
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Pink eyed freak
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