Jake Quickenden #92 The 80's toreador & swinging coke jaw. So stuck in the closet he can't find the door

[VC10]

Nice to see they have the heating whacked up as she’s in a t shirt, got some spend for the gas from daddy??

Maris gonna be 3 in Feb and still in nappies, no way he will be out of them before summer, bleeping pathetic “parents”

He's very behind & takes nothing in.

Very little ( poor ) communication, as well

Very worrying.

 

[mollyann]

Thanks his management how bleeping funny.No one more up his own arse than that prick.His wife a doormat like his horrid mums poor husband.He’s a nobody and at 35 has another 30 years before he can retire.Good luck with the begging bowl as both you and flaps are just so boring and forgettable

 

[plonkington]

It’s definitely going to get lairy in that household by 9:50pm, both be on the sauce

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

He's very behind & takes nothing in.

Very little ( poor ) communication, as well

Very worrying.

He's fucked with parents like that. Inbred genes.

 

[VC10]

He's fucked with parents like that. Inbred genes.

Sadly...........

 

[Katewinsletsknee]

I send love & well wishes to everyone on the thread.
Thank you all for being a welcoming bunch.
This truly is a thread full of people who see through the smoke & mirrors of the world of z list & no marks.

Happy new year to you all

I am about to mix myself a cocktail, a few joints & hopefully pass out before midnight.

Much Love to you all & I wish you all a very happy 2024 x

 

[JMJandtheWeeDonkey!]

Just want to wish all you gawjus people a very Happy New Year. May 2024 be a great one for us all. XX
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I send love & well wishes to everyone on the thread.
Thank you all for being a welcoming bunch.
This truly is a thread full of people who see through the smoke & mirrors of the world of z list & no marks.

Happy new year to you all

I am about to mix myself a cocktail, a few joints & hopefully pass out before midnight.

Much Love to you all & I wish you all a very happy 2024 x

Happy New Year. xx

 

[VC10]

Flapz at Midnight .....

..... Jakey at Midnight.......

" VC10, YOU bleep !"

 

[StrictlyNoFakey]

Happy new year everyone! It’s ace to be a part of this thread, I had to lurk at first until they opened to new members but it was worth the wait and it’s all made me realise that no matter how crap I may think life is at sometimes I thank the lord im not them! Love to all (except the Quickendens… and Chazza D!)

 

[Joon]

Poor kid another saggy stinky nappy ...

 

[JazzFan]

Am I being pathetic or have they whacked the heating on full? Is anyone else wandering round in a crop top t shirt?
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Happy new year everyone! It’s ace to be a part of this thread, I had to lurk at first until they opened to new members but it was worth the wait and it’s all made me realise that no matter how crap I may think life is at sometimes I thank the lord im not them! Love to all (except the Quickendens… and Chazza D!)

I remember the days when all I could do was lurk as you have to be recommended and I was so jelly as I wanted to comment on the fakeys

 

[Turtledove58]

Achievements, dinobaby, then nothing apart from a couple of Lorraine things, then nothing but training 10 hours a day to knock out a Paul, has the wrists time s Full Monty, multiple grifted shite, grifted holidays. As for 2024, the diary is empty after TFM!

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Happy New Year everybody!

We've just cracked open our second bottle of champagne, Indian for the 5,000 on it's way!

May I take this moment to wish all of you a happy and healthy 2024. May your year be full of love and reality - not like these two sorry cunts.

Highlight of my year was seeing Madonna and staying in the Ritz thanks to Mr Crazy!

Lots of love to you all.

Happy New Year and God Bless.

 

[JazzFan]

Enjoy the bubbly and Indian @CrazyBaldhead thanks for all the work you do on the wiki

 

[KinLynbin92]

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Pair of bum chums!

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Happy New Year everyone Looking forward to watching more of The Quickenden/Church shitshow with you all in 2024

 

[mollyann]

Happy new year to all you lovely people.Came to tattle when life was hard and just want to say a big thanks to all of you as we have a lovely funny community on here.Wishing you all the best for 2024

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

Happy New Year all hope everyone has a great year
Love this thread, if I'm feeling a bit tit, I come on here and get cheered up, I love it
How much grid activity today from Fakey ffs, desperadoooooo

 

[Turtledove58]

Happy New Year all hope everyone has a great year
Love this thread, if I'm feeling a bit tit, I come on here and get cheered up, I love it
How much grid activity today from Fakey ffs, desperadoooooo

Me too! Love to @Jane_Mcdonald xx bleeping hate new years evening, and for all the right reasons xx

 

[bluecups]

Lots of love to you all, definitely the friendliest thread on Tattle. Fakeys are the best. Weird how we don’t know each other’s names or faces but we’re all tight as duck. Wish we could do a meet up!

Special shout out to our queen of receipts for doing the Wiki @CrazyBaldhead - I raise my ginormous spliff in your honour!