Lovely news for you allVery happy to say my boy came home last night with Mr Cunk, via MacDonalds for a big Mac.
And do you know what, fakey. Mr Cunk is my lads step dad. Of 27 years. He's raised him as his own. He's the one who took him and his mates to rugby practice. To hospital appointments. To Hull University. To bring him back the day before the first lockdown. To collect him from London.
Will you be doing that with Freddie??? And my boy doesn't have to tell him, "whos the boss", you bleep .
The one thing about that trip is not one of them will be enjoying it.