Canβt believe thatβs his cool work 
Jake Quickenden #90 Fakey's sad life, pizza-faced wife, potato for a son and a bigot for a mum.
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Do duck off you sad bleep
So so irrelevantβ¦.
Do duck off you sad bleep
So so irrelevantβ¦.
Pet portrait and this was his cool job wtaf
I am dead
and this was his cool job wtaf I am deadRock bottoms basement has a basement thatβs where heβs doing his pet portraitPet portrait
I'm laughing so much I nearly pissed myself!
bleeping hells bells!!!
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bleeping hells bells!!!
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Rock bottoms basement has a basement thatβs where heβs doing his pet portrait
Why are off limits all over this ? Quite confused as to why they are making out itβs a big deal. Do they think heβs gonna become the next big YouTube star?
Iβll just leave this here He mentioned this in the interview he did about the jungle on metro online. How bleeping sad heβs pissed off and left his family again for this 
He mentioned this in the interview he did about the jungle on metro online. How bleeping sad heβs pissed off and left his family again for this Attachments
So thatβs what his work is then over the next 5 weeks. Doing a new hobby every week with YouTube. No offence to her but the art woman doesnβt even have 2000 followers, itβs hardly big name stuff.
How bleeping embarrassing.
How bleeping embarrassing.
Itβs called putting him in the shop window cos theyβre desperately trying to find him βworkβ
Wonder if this is what he manifested the other day Fakey - how is the βpresentingβ and βactingβ working out for you 
Yet another day left his family to do what β¦. Some shite that probably paid him Β£50
So glad I have a life
So glad I have a life
OMFG pet portrait workshop, yeah such a cool job bro
Thanks for the laugh Jake, I needed it today
pet portrait workshop, yeah such a cool job broThanks for the laugh Jake, I needed it today
Last night's paint by numbers makes sense now - wonder if he is serenading them as he paints purdy
(Couldn't find a cat posing meme so replaced purdy with a puppy)
(Couldn't find a cat posing meme so replaced purdy with a puppy
) Wait for him to say itβs another βpresentingβ job heβs doing
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And add Artist to hs bioWait for him to say itβs another βpresentingβ job heβs doing
Vincent van Gogh...I nearly wet myself 
As Nan would say - what a load of old tit. Manifest, that's what bleep face said, manifest. And look at where he is, in his stained tan trousers flapping at half mast. The easels are too low and he looks like the hunch back crouching over them.
Poor Purdey I say, is the poor kitty going to have Thick Arse drawing him with Crayolas clutched in his fist. "Paint me like one of your French girls" will not be meowed from his irritated whiskers. I guess this poor man's doylie, where he splodges paint in a haphazard circle was his tantalising hint of art to come
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Jake Quick Quickenden #91
Presenter, singer, artist, minger
Jake Quick Quickenden #91
Presenter, singer, artist, minger
Eh when did he do the puppy therapy!? Donβt think this was even work, he needed the therapy to help him deal with how much work Sam Thompson is gonna get.
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