Jake Quickenden #90 Fakey's sad life, pizza-faced wife, potato for a son and a bigot for a mum.

[brat13]

Woooooow

 

[Heneghs]

He literally will do anything for I’d say barley even a coin, I’d say if they asked him to dress as a pube, ( seeing as he’s already worn a vulva suit) he wud jump at it, he’s gets the scraps no one would even dream of taking

 

[bluecups]

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Jake Quick Quickenden #91
Presenter, singer, artist, minger

I love this. Succint and factual!

 

[mollyann]

Wtf is he actually doing? Is this his new exciting job.I am ecstatic that the prick has fallen to a all time lowThe wife now following beauty pie so more £10 vouchers coming soon.

 

[Lico]

He's a great fella. Advertising that he's away from home and his wife and kids are at home alone. Really dangerous, but he puts his ego above his families safety.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

 

[Philimena cunk]

So that it, is it . The cool job. Literally bleeping about on You Tube ...
This isn't rock bottom, or even basement.
It's the bleeping bowels of the earth level shite and cringe.....
He'd be better off signing on
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Why are off limits all over this ? Quite confused as to why they are making out it’s a big deal. Do they think he’s gonna become the next big YouTube star?

I think they're taking the piss , to be honest. They know he's so bleeping fame hungry he'd go to a bowel opening if it got him on social media, so they've found him the shittest job available.
Haven't they got Tony Bellew on their books???
Guess who they'll be more bothered about....

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

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Is this the cool job he mentioned?. Poor guy! He is so desperate, I don’t even think he cares that much for pets! He ignores Purdey most of the time and doesn’t seem fussed about his mum’s dogs! I bet they just paid his fare into London. End of!!!

 

[Lico]

The only drawing he'll be doing is drawing the dole. Government artist.

 

[JazzFan]

He lasted a day at home

 

[VC10]

Jesus christ almighty.

Work ?

He's not the full ticket.
She's as bad as him. No wonder those two kids are dragged up. Thank goodness Fred has his Father & new Partner to count on........
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Has zelda been on , " broadcasting " to the Nation about the state of bleeping emmerdale & her deep fat fryer, yet?

 

[DeniseRoyle]

Apart from pretending to like Flappys home crafting crap, when has he ever mentioned liking art?

 

[mollyann]

How she puts up with his disappearance every time any tit pops up baffles me.Playing with puppies is hardly work.He’s been away all summer with playing Dino man and the full Monty.Honestly I think he’s a bleeping nutcase.

 

[Redtea2]

So that it, is it . The cool job. Literally bleeping about on You Tube ...
This isn't rock bottom, or even basement.
It's the bleeping bowels of the earth level shite and cringe.....
He'd be better off signing on
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I think they're taking the piss , to be honest. They know he's so bleeping fame hungry he'd go to a bowel opening if it got him on social media, so they've found him the shittest job available.
Haven't they got Tony Bellew on their books???
Guess who they'll be more bothered about....

It’s tragic at this point
Jeez he can’t get any work can he

 

[Joon]

Jesus christ almighty.

Work ?

He's not the full ticket.
She's as bad as him. No wonder those two kids are dragged up. Thank goodness Fred has his Father & new Partner to count on........
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Has zelda been on , " broadcasting " to the Nation about the state of bleeping emmerdale & her deep fat fryer, yet?

Yep she has done all that the last thing she said was she was going to wash the floors..WTF ..Silly cow...who does she think she is broadcasting to the nation, about soaps that the people watched the night before. .

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Now following Heart FM again. He had unfollowed them after he failed an interview there
Also surely his grid post with the puppies should be marked as an ad?

 

[VC10]

Yep she has done all that the last thing she said was she was going to wash the floors..WTF ..Silly cow...who does she think she is broadcasting to the nation, about soaps that the people watched the night before. .

Christ, how that matt must yearn for a flying saucer to arrive, or something, & spirit her off into the yonder

 

[Philimena cunk]

I’ll just leave this here He mentioned this in the interview he did about the jungle on metro online. How bleeping sad he’s pissed off and left his family again for this

He lasted one day at home. So much for the five solid weeks with this one ....
He really bleeping hates having a wife and family. Lying bleep.

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Genuinely hilarious reveal. What a comical bellend.

 

[anonesk223]

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