Jake Quickenden #90 Fakey's sad life, pizza-faced wife, potato for a son and a bigot for a mum.

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She’s a sly one. She’s just shared her giveaway again but has added another reel since she originally announced it, so it’s not the last 6 posts that aren’t authentic engagement, it’s now the last 7 because she’ll get engagement on her tit candle reel as well 🤦🏻‍♀️ and that could rise to 8 if she delights us with another crafting reel tonight 🙄
 
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She’s a sly one. She’s just shared her giveaway again but has added another reel since she originally announced it, so it’s not the last 6 posts that aren’t authentic engagement, it’s now the last 7 because she’ll get engagement on her tit candle reel as well 🤦🏻‍♀️ and that could rise to 8 if she delights us with another crafting reel tonight 🙄
Money mum used to do that until someone reported it to her management and she’s not done it since. Isn’t flappy under her management? Maybe worth contacting
 
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Pretty sure that’s his Loose Women outfit surely he hasn’t managed to bag Loose Men?
 
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People have been asking? Seriously? All you need to do is put the title in to Amazon!
That book was popular ages ago. There's been a sequel since. Again thinks she's bleeping Oprah or Richard and Judy. Couldn't be further from either.
 
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What a bleeping mess.The trousers are so short🤣The sunglasses 🤣Just him🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣View attachment 2625273
God, he looks a right tosser😂😂😂 has he got my cat's trousers on ffs, they are waaaay too short🤣🤣🤣
These two are just desperate, desperate. Got a cool job, aye alright Fakey, bet it's not cool at all. Why's he so smug, when his life is tit.
Flaps with her ridiculous candle making and cheapskate £25 giveaway🤣🤣🤣🤣 to get likes and comments🤭🤭🤭 she's got 4k more followers but her likes and comments are dwindling. Bots can't like or comment, dumb duck.
Sad pair these two🤪🤪🤪🤪
 
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The little dig at flaps.If my husband looked and spoke the way he does his suitcase would be packed.He looks like bleeping Forrest Gump in that ridiculous scruffy outfit.And flaps get in the bin with your crappy giveaway.
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So any of us even work if we don’t announce it everyday on social media? 😂

why can’t they get trousers lengths sorted in that house his too short Maris too long 🤦‍♀️
 
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He looks even more of a twit than usual!
The little dig at flaps.If my husband looked and spoke the way he does his suitcase would be packed.He looks like bleeping Forrest Gump in that ridiculous scruffy outfit.And flaps get in the bin with your crappy giveaway.View attachment 2625313
What a dick. Kids act out to their mum's usually more as they feel more comfortable to show their emotions. Those boys are probably scared of Fakey and his passive aggressiveness
 
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His baiting with that job he wants to see our ideas and then shock us with how cool it actually is. I have a nasty feeling it's not a bad job either that's why his playing,hoping he gets wardrobe when he arrives though cos that getup is terrible. Flapz must hate him to let let him go out in trousers that don't fit.

You have to be desperate to aff link a book. I guess we're lucky she doesn't buy loo rolls from amazon :ROFLMAO:
 
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Flaps saying don't underestimate the value of face to face talking (or whatever it said), she spends half her days talking to a screen!!!
 
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Money mum used to do that until someone reported it to her management and she’s not done it since. Isn’t flappy under her management? Maybe worth contacting
They were under the same management but Flappy was only with them a couple of months. She doesn’t have management anymore. Moneymum 🤢another one who thinks she’s a proper ‘celeb’ 🙄
 
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They were under the same management but Flappy was only with them a couple of months. She doesn’t have management anymore. Moneymum 🤢another one who thinks she’s a proper ‘celeb’ 🙄
Not wanted enough for management 😂 money mum is the wish version of Martin Lewis
 
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Has he gone to London wearing maris's trousers?????
Scruffy bleep.
Nobody cares what your "cool" job is, fuckwit, because we all know you'll balls it up because you can't keep quiet or keep your bleeping phone in your pocket.
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A man that stands there and seriously takes a photo of himself posing like this, then has the Gaul to post it on social media has serious mental issues 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
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Coming soon to an episode of 24hrs in police custody 😝😝😝😝
He's gonna look
A man that stands there and seriously takes a photo of himself posing like this, then has the Gaul to post it on social media has serious mental issues 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
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Coming soon to an episode of 24hrs in police custody 😝😝😝😝
He's gonna look Like a right bleeping bellend walking down the street with his boy shorts flapping around his ankles.
Put some jam on your orthopedic boots, Cunty, coax the trouser hems down ...
 
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