Jake Quickenden #90 Fakey's sad life, pizza-faced wife, potato for a son and a bigot for a mum.

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Was hoping she had woken up and decided to stay offline 😳But no we are going to be blessed with some art work🤣🤣And why is that poor boy not sat eating at the table😳The laziness is of the scale with her as a parent.The free Christmas tree is up just waiting for dick head to arrive for the big reveal😳😳View attachment 2605286
“Bit of art I done”, English A Level is working overtime there.
 
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She really does think that people are interested in her fake arse life.Both so thirsty and desperate to earn a living doing duck all day in day out.Doubt tickets sales been great for the full Monty and he’s out of work for five weeks.Hoping 2024 is the year that karma comes knocking for these two.
 
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God she is the double of her chosen name on here🤣🤣Flaps can’t give that bambi and bear tit away.Wonder if saving her free to Lapland until prick is home😳Art work 🤣🤣dear lord she really has a high opinion of herself🤣🤣🤡
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Sophie you are a a massive ugly bleep with skin like the surface of the moon. Ram your bleeping grifted Christmas tree up that flat arse and duck off into oblivion and in homage to my favourite ever film SEE YA LATER SOPH NO ONE GIVES A duck ABOUT YA

 
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WTF is he doing? God he looks rough this morning! Somebody's been on the 🍷❄🍷❄



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He could go into competition with Kreuger. The size of that spot! 🤢

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🐔 bleeping state of that 😒..🍷❄...Went for it.....lol 😆...
 
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Was hoping she had woken up and decided to stay offline 😳But no we are going to be blessed with some art work🤣🤣And why is that poor boy not sat eating at the table😳The laziness is of the scale with her as a parent.The free Christmas tree is up just waiting for dick head to arrive for the big reveal😳😳View attachment 2605286
Isn’t that a lot of food for a little boy? I don’t have kids so not sure 😂😂.
 
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Well we can all breathe a sigh of relief, Flaps has a new phone😆😆 dumpy little Leo stuffing his face as per. Hope their grifted tree looks shite😝😝

Fakey's looked like tit all week, you just know that Zelda will be looking after devil child while they duck off on an adult only break, he's got about 5 and a half weeks off, Why's he saying 4. Lying bastard. Let's see what those poor kids get for Christmas, load of grifted tit, same as last year. Tight, skint fuckers they are🤬🤬🤬
 
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Found a new career for Zelda ....
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She really does think that people are interested in her fake arse life.Both so thirsty and desperate to earn a living doing duck all day in day out.Doubt tickets sales been great for the full Monty and he’s out of work for five weeks.Hoping 2024 is the year that karma comes knocking for these two.
They were offering return stalls tickets at half price when Cunty was in Norwich.... couldn't bleeping give them away...
 
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🐔What the duck will ugly saggy bollocks do at Xmas when the gym is shut !!!! He will have to play happy families, 😊.....
 
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Doubt anyone else is watching the Leicester West Brom game on, but one of the managers looks JUST like our favourite prickenden
 
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Does he photoshop that mole on his head? I only noticed it in that close up from the hairdresser guy reel but it’s quite noticeable on that.
 

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Zelda filming herself on the toilet having a wee. Absolutely rotten - just like her son. 🤢

 
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