Didn't he pull a sickie just before the fight??
He doesn't give a shite, he's obviously got some TV work lined up, far more important to get his bitchy ugly face on the telly than honouring his contact.
Lazy work shy bleep .
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He doesn't give a shite, he's obviously got some TV work lined up, far more important to get his bitchy ugly face on the telly than honouring his contact.
Lazy work shy bleep .
Yes, he is. Flapz isn't the full ticket either
He's such a liar, last time he threw a sickie was when Leo and Flaps were visiting in a Village Hotel, he apparently had flu, did he duck like have flu, as we discussed at the time flu is when you can't get out if bed not a bleeping cold like he had, pathetic twit
When I saw this week's schedule I did think oooh 2 shows each Friday Saturday how will he cope, answer is go on the sick lol lol. Bet we won't get any stories today, he will wait until tomorrow to make it look 'real'. His MMA fight is but a distant memory now
what was the actual point of it, it's got him absolutely nowhere
Hope Sam wins I'm a Celeb, then he will clean up all the interviews that Fakey does now
and even better would be Sam and Pete getting their own show
When I saw this week's schedule I did think oooh 2 shows each Friday Saturday how will he cope, answer is go on the sick lol lol. Bet we won't get any stories today, he will wait until tomorrow to make it look 'real'. His MMA fight is but a distant memory now
what was the actual point of it, it's got him absolutely nowhereHope Sam wins I'm a Celeb, then he will clean up all the interviews that Fakey does now
and even better would be Sam and Pete getting their own showHe is totally unreliable. There can't be many other threatres/ organisations left that would employ him ?Well, I thought something was fishy with him not posting, what an absolute bleep throwing a sickie on his last day for 5 weeks. Workshy, lazy bastard
All these ‘arts and crafts’ she’s doing just proves how skint they are. If they had money she is definitely the type of person who would have these sort of things professionally made and be showing off about it. I know she needs content for the gram but these stories/reels are doing duck all for her insta engagement. The proper z listers have people decorate their houses inside and out. Where Flappy grifts a free tree but has to decorate it herself
Oy boulders, bet Paul the jokers wife isn't doing Blue Peter level crimbo deccies ...All these ‘arts and crafts’ she’s doing just proves how skint they are. If they had money she is definitely the type of person who would have these sort of things professionally made and be showing off about it. I know she needs content for the gram but these stories/reels are doing duck all for her insta engagement. The proper z listers have people decorate their houses inside and out. Where Flappy grifts a free tree but has to decorate it herself
yes I think you’re right! I do actually feel sorry for the people who go to see this just to watch fake in it and then he cba to turn up. I hope the guy who keeps having to cover him gets some sort of decent recognition and helps him with further roles. I’ve looked at his acting profile and he does caring in between jobs plus he’s good looking and is trained and takes acting seriously.
It's all just so inane, I think she thinks she's on Blue Peter, or something, transmitting to a couple of million viewers ( on NO WAGES lols )
His muvver is totally deranged , online thinking she's transmitting the Gloria Hunnirford show on radio2, or something??
The three of them are TOTALLY talentless, unlikeable individuals who are entitled to duck. And all three would sell their arse for a chance of TV
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Christ , even that bleeping old mattress Wayne linekar ran a mile when confronted with Flapz flaps.
Jakey made out with him, though
)His muvver is totally deranged , online thinking she's transmitting the Gloria Hunnirford show on radio2, or something??
The three of them are TOTALLY talentless, unlikeable individuals who are entitled to duck. And all three would sell their arse for a chance of TV
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Christ , even that bleeping old mattress Wayne linekar ran a mile when confronted with Flapz flaps.
Jakey made out with him, though
I can think of a lot of words but "gorgeous" definitely isn't one of them!
She will be breaking out the wire coat hangers out next
I know the lad that took over from him absolutely smashed it and did a far better performance than fakey
Is there one jib apart from tv he hasn’t pulled a sickie on?
we say it constantly but he’s not right one the head
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Is she giving them to the blind society?
Ah love this . Thank you
I was just thinking about her 'donations' to the Colchester Food Bank. It's gone very quiet on that front hasn't it?She will be breaking out the wire coat hangers out next
I know the lad that took over from him absolutely smashed it and did a far better performance than fakey
Is there one jib apart from tv he hasn’t pulled a sickie on?
we say it constantly but he’s not right one the head
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Is she giving them to the blind society?
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Most of their tit I put on here anyway so I wouldn't worry too much!
Why so many? Please don’t say she’s having to resort to selling them to make some pennies
That’s all she’d make looking at them 
I noticed my husband's godmother was tagged at the Full Monty in Blackpool the other night. Lol. Wonder if he was there that night?
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Wreath making workshops seem quite popular at places near me at the moment. Maybe she's done it with her few friends or her siblingsWhy so many? Please don’t say she’s having to resort to selling them to make some pennies
I reckon Lapland is today…
I take it her face and lips have exploded. She's not shown her face for days!
Yep just looked, was Chester week when Flaps and Leo visited and he pulled a sickie on 12/10 then didn't he do the same just before the fight, and now yesterday and today. Just absolutely pathetic, I haven't had a full on cold for well over a year, so how the duck has this prick managed to get it three times in about 12 weeks, such bollocks
Thought the last tan she used was her new go to fake tan? She must be in double figures with different tan brands she’s shown
Looks like her door and frame needs a good bleeping scrub like the rest of the houseI have seen people making these wreaths at my local Salvation Army ten times better than what's on that pratts door..
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