got to be honest I’m amazed he didn’t tag the Strictly account in probably waiting for all his Tena huns to message saying he should be on there. He’ll then share them and that’s when he’ll tag SCD in 
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"Look at that ceiling man". "The cha cha". Ignorant, chavvy bleep.
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OMG I'm calling bingo on that one! Also he either picks up a dance routine quickly or secretly practises as he knows exactly what he's doing!His latest story of him ‘dancing’
In his dreams hahaha he can not compare at all to samAlso comparing himself to Sam Thompson
It’s just school playground bullying he’s a nasty prick his ten huns are going off him he struggles to get any attention anymore !!
As someone said earlier... He is a bitchy queen
We all know once Sam is out the jungle he will be doing all the TV slots. I can’t wait for Jaknob to be pushed further down the pecking order. No wonder he tries to slag Sam off whenever he gets the chance. Sam is effortlessly being himself unlike Jaknob who steals personas from anyone he believes is flavour of the month! Be yourself bellend!I'm saying this a lot lately, but these two are just such boring cuntsas you say Jeanie, his engagement is shite so out come the dead relatives
No one gives a duck about these two arseholes, get off the gram and go parent your son properly and spend some quality time with Fred and Spud without shoving a phone in their faces ffs
When will Fakey realise his ship has sailed about 10 bleeping years ago so embarrassing that he has actor and presenter in his bio5 minutes in Hollyoaks, and 5 minutes on Lorraine occasionally
what a prick
They should both get a proper job and stop pissing about, Fakey hasn't worked all year except for TFM and Flaps is a full time beggar/grifter. Getting on my nerves bigtime these two twats
Give her time….Surprised she didn’t tag the sellotape holder as an aff link
PANTO BOY with all his friend … the hair & costume departure feeling sorry for him & most likely know the cast think he’s an utter COCK who is exhausting to be around.Nah, we won't wake you up Flapz. Get back in your coffin and shut the lid. That photograph yesterday of her in that puffer jacket was bad enough but she's wearing another colour today.
A 30yr old blokebird dressing up in that!!! Even Kevin and Perry wouldn't wear it! She looks bleeping ridiculous.
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Oh look he's in the ballroom. It's called a tea dance RatBoy. I bet those people around them are fed up of the racket they're making.
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Her other son does not get a mention ever and for someone who’s grief supposedly ruins her Christmas
Be bleeping grateful for what you have as lots of us miss our loved ones.I bet she’s a right witch when you don’t jump to her demands.Look at poor Matt he’s lost loads of weight.Pratt
Just quickly flicked through her stories. How the duck has she got the cheek to call anyone a misogynist with a son like hers? The way she thinks she’s got the right to publicly criticise people in the public eyeListen to the dragon and she thought of a present for tit and twit.I think it’s a hotel and those two are going to act like they need a adult only break
Imagine if somebody publicly criticised her precious Jacob. Honestly all his self entitled, nasty traits come from her.it was me . Someone said he looked like a middle aged woman and then I realised he is the spit and dabs of Gail plattWhich one of you funny fuckers came up with the name “Gail”
cunts the lot of themMe and my family love Blackpool, I loved it as a kid and have been on a few hen weekends there (not a Sophie Church style hen,a proper one dressed as schoolgirls, inflatable willys, cabaret at Funny Girls, too much alcohol, next day at the pleasure beach, arcades and hungover back to London on the trainI'd love to sit there and watch the dancing. Has anybody been? I need to put Blackpool on my list of places to visit as the ballroom looks beautiful. I love history and architecture and the sound of that old organ is beautiful.
) and I've brought my kids a few times, i just love the traditional British seaside, one of my favourite things to do and now so do my kids.We were lucky enough to go to the Tower ballroom last year and honestly I found it so emotional, it is breathtaking architectureally, it almost feels like you are stepping back in time especially when they play the Wurlitzer, and couples are dancing its magical.
