Jake Quickenden #90 Fakey's sad life, pizza-faced wife, potato for a son and a bigot for a mum.

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Jakey will be on on his phone in his hotel broom cupboard later, on Grindr , triangulating young boyz
 
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946 likes on his postReally are so desperate for admiration from complete weird arse people.His mum saying they have so many toiletriesProbably as stupid flaps begs all day long.Curious to see if they both piss of leaving her and Matt to babysit over Christmas.
 
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They'll be giving those empty seats away soon for tonight's performance. That's really poor!


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He'd better nail down his syrup!

 
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He’s even got Zelda to share his reel. That’s how bad it’s doing Definitely an ulterior motive for having Zelda at theirs for Xmas. I’m convinced they’ll fuck off on an adult only trip whilst he’s on his FM break and she’ll be looking after Spud.
 
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More fool her
 
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Defo will she’s been begging for a couples retreat for ages so I guarantee she got gifted a stay … pair of trumps
 
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"It's like I'm in Lanzarote!!!! Is that an orb?"

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Looks homeless scruffy cunt
Bet he won’t go buying anything skint
 
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Blackpool is rough AF, even lovely Gorka from Strictly got a kicking there last year. If Fake films in the street there's a very high chance he'll get robbed in exactly the manner you describe. All very well being able to fight but if a teenager on a scooter zips by and grabs his phone there's piss all he can do really.
 
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It's not normal to be constantly eating like this. He's heading for obesity problems when he's older. And what about when he's at school having to go a few hours without food? And all because they can't cope with him when he has a meltdown.
He's a right little mobile shovel.
 
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Every post he’s got something in his mouth.We all know they fed him to stop him kicking off.I wonder what nursery thinks about his bad manners and lack of speech.She doesn’t give a shit as she’s such a shallow bitch with her waste of money beauty treatments.
 
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Looks homeless scruffy cunt
Bet he won’t go buying anything skint
90p pot noodle for tea , filled up with hot water out of the rooms kettle.
On the scrounge then, for some more handfuls of courtesy UHT milk pots and a few tea bags .

Then onto grindr to line up some young boyz




Flaps desperate after maris has eaten himself into a coma , checking on him then reaching under her bed for the " black mamba GLS automatic "
 
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Those fucking horrible trousers again....Blackshite what next lol lol I'd pay someone to nick his phone I really would .. Then drop it in the sea 50 miles out.....
 
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Flapz will have special dreams tonight ............

All on her lonesome..............


" ooooooooh aaaawwww ooooooooooo EYAL you are so big.........





.....not like jakey"

 
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I noticed his sweatshirt said ‘Thrue’ on it and as I’ve never heard of them, I googled it. I can’t find the sweatshirt but noticed the sunglasses he’s wearing are the same make. £35 for a pair of sunglasses named ‘Sexy Shades’. Even the sunglasses on Glasses Direct are more expensive than that While I appreciate some people don’t like to spend too much on sunglasses cos they’re easy to lose/break, he’s walking round with a supposed £2,000 ‘LV’ holdall so surely could afford better sunglasses than that?
 

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