Jake Quickenden #90 Fakey's sad life, pizza-faced wife, potato for a son and a bigot for a mum.

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He thinks he’s hilarious telling his young child to shout insults to Flaps. Kid doesn’t stand a chance. He’s going to be starting school still in a nappy, holding a bot-bot, calling everybody poo head and stinky. Then they’ll wonder why he has no friends.
 
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Guyzzzzz i’m outta the loop a little so can someone tell me has he pulled a sickie on this job yet ?
 
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Like father, like son.
 
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I've just seen arg on this morning there talking about how he is now a wedding singer and also is lead role as Peter pan in the Christmas panto. He said there's alot of people on insta etc advertising things to try and make money but he's happy he's doing something he loves that puts money on the table. Then you have this prick with alot more responsibilities in terms of a wife and children but he's still chasing the tiny bit of fame he once had while his wife has her begging bowl out day in day out.
 
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Of course he has to do a post with Leo.Boring and the only time Leo looks slightly happy is when he’s stuffing his face.
 
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I know it’s been mentioned before but I’m sure what the panto pay is very good and the person starring in it could therefore pick and choose what they do the rest of the time? If that is the case then Fakey has shot himself in the foot. Last year he refused to do over Christmas itself so Ian Waite covered it then so why would be he called back to do another year? Anyway wasn’t it at that theatre that somebody complained to them about his behaviour, they then passed the details to Fakey who send a message direct to them? So unprofessional all of them. Even so the relatively short stint at panto could mean he could’ve fed and clothed his family but then again it’s very hard work and he isn’t cut out for it is he? PS @CrazyBaldhead I’ve just noticed your profile
 
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Of course he has to do a post with Leo.Boring and the only time Leo looks slightly happy is when he’s stuffing his face.
He’s captioned that reel ‘could watch you forever’ so why does he choose to spend as much time away from him as possible then?
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I think it also depends on how good ticket sales are at that particular venue plus how bigger name you are as well. For example panto veterans like Steve McFadden & Brian Conley can command a much higher salary than somebody like Arg for example. I’d be surprised if Fakey earnt enough doing panto to not have to work for a few months. He’s hardly a household name
 
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It shows how little he does with his kid when the only reel he can produce with lovey dovey music over the top is one of his child eating a packet of crisps.

I’m thinking he’s got extra “presenting” over Christmas and that’s what his meeting was about. I would be very very surprised if he actually spends time with his family over them 5 weeks off.
 
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He started following them a couple of days ago
 
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Another scrounged room. They really are beggars.
 
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Oh wow he really is in the back end of Blackpool nothing to brag about fakey. Enjoy your 20 minutes of performance for the minuscule amounts of tickets sold
 
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Oh wow he really is in the back end of Blackpool nothing to brag about fakey
He will be given a traditional Blackpool breakfast tomorrow morning.


3 Benson & hedges & 2 mugs of tea
 
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Here’s hoping someone zooms past him on a electric scooter and pinches the twats phone out of his handAlways with that girl as bet no one else can tolerate the prick.Bet the rest of the cast actually pay for hotel stays and another reason no one likes him
 
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