Jake Quickenden #90 Fakey's sad life, pizza-faced wife, potato for a son and a bigot for a mum.

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Redtea2

he only gets the little he gets because he has a publicist who knows people and he’s with off limits he wouldn’t get anything otherwise . Nothing he gets will ever amount to something big . He’s not popular he’s extremely unlikeable his dress sense is shocking and he’s been called out many times for it . He’s not a nice guy and people can see it . You never ever see him being friends with past cast members . Nobody likes him which makes me believe he’s even more insufferable behind the camera !!

no doubt it’s something to do with MMA but again that won’t go far because he’s to old
 
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Redtea2

Turtledove58 said:
I have no more words! I’m done with her!!
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Another freebie no doubt . Both a pair of absolute tramps his career is dead even if he does get something TV wise it will never be BIG he will never be the next rylan
 
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PrincessJeanie

So she can spend hundreds of pounds having a ‘lip blush’ done but can’t pay for her own Xmas tree and what a fucking mess she looks.
Her accounts are in for the last year
 

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VC10

Turtledove58 said:
I have no more words! I’m done with her!!
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Christ almighty.


She's sucking a right old pair of Dunlop G800 soup-coolers, there.

What DOES she fucking look like

Boat like the surface of the Moon & she's begging inflatable radials ?


#deludedpriorities
 
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VC10

Fucking awful load of scrounging tramps





By the way, Zelda -

Trico rang.....

....they want their fucking windscreen wipers back.




 
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Redtea2

I honestly don’t know how or why she stays with him she has a basic house a boring life and a man who dresses like a grandad and a power puff girl I mean I’d die of embarrassment just walking around with him but the fact she stays I don’t get it
 
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VC10

Only 1/2 a house - they rent the other half from the Freeholders . It was a part rent/ part buy - they'll NEVER have the money to buy the Freeholders out
 
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CrazyBaldhead

Nobody else would want the crater-faced, boxer-nosed twat!
 
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CrazyBaldhead

So, she's begged for some semi-permanent lip treatment whilst her son is delayed and has communication problems, is still in nappies and has a bottle at nearly three, her marriage is a sham, her old man is in the closet, her skin has more craters than the moon, and her nose is collapsing!

That's priorities!

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That lip colour sure brings out the Ronnie Corbett eyebrows, the receding hairline, the face craters, the man jaw and the collapsing nose!

Bewful, just bewful!

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Redtea2

She looks a mess
 
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Joon

What does that face look like.... a baboons arsehole more like. Doing us a favour by keeping us updated ....thanks a lot, silly cow...
 
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Redtea2

Joon said:
What does that face look like.... a baboons arsehole more like. Doing us a favour by keeping us updated ....thanks a lot, silly cow...
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She’s as deluded as Jake she genuinely believes people are interested in her dribble
 
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mollyann

At £350 she really is a shallow bitch.No treatment is going to help the fact she looks shocking.Is completely dead behind those eyes and I’m a believer that life comes back and kicks you in the arse.He’s got a small part in a touring play and she just begs all day while trying to get anything she can either free or cheaply.
 
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OnlyJustSaying

Redtea2 said:
This morning ain’t mentioned him either whatever it is will be two seconds nobody else wanted
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I feel for him. After waiting by his phone all week, still nothing.
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CrazyBaldhead said:
It looks like Blackpool really aren't arsed about The Full Monty. Just look at tomorrow night's show - take your pick for tickets!

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Omgggg not even 1/4 full! They will have to give them away along the promenade!
 
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