Jake Quickenden #89 Slurring his words, once again pissed & getting the fight time tattoed on his wrist!

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Wiki Ref: 20/11/23

Allowing Leo to smack the huge mirror leaning up against the wall and even go behind it whilst Jake carries on filming. He won't be filming for long if that mirror falls on him! 👍

 
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When I see Maris messing about with that mirror I keep thinking about that horrific story of the child who was messing about with a display in Topshop on Oxford Circus and a large mirror fell on him and killed him. What the actual duck are they thinking letting him do that?! Never mind singing stupid songs to him, explain in a stern tone that he must NEVER mess with the mirror and tell him it could really hurt him. Better still, fix the bloody thing securely to the wall. Even if it were fixed properly he shouldn't be messing with it in case it shatters and injures him that way. Freddie is the one who first says "No!" - that child has more sense than Fake and Flappy put together.
 
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Flaps is this scummy little, plain nobody, living on a new build estate, doing nothing with her unimportant, irrelevant life. Yet she has the audacity to try & give herself some hyped up knowledgeable status. Like a tragic finger on the button of all things fashionable & beautifying.

The way she addresses the camera as if she actually thinks there are 1000s of girlies, lovelies, guuuuys hanging onto her every dire word. That what she has to say is of any interest. Her soulless, dead eyes darting around under old men eyebrows, nervously wondering how she ever gets away with such spoken shite.

That truly awful 'vocal fry' she tries out to make herself sound more 'in & now.' The endless hand flapping and finger pointing to enunciate every bit of drivel. Tripping over her words, her fat, cow like tongue struggling with basic phonics. The rubbery lips, misshapen, over injected, under kissed, struggling to show a hint of a smile.

The over emphasis on certain words such as 'so amazing' - 'the best ever' - so that she can sound genuine & heartfelt. The under nourished, skinny little boys body she shows off in shapeless grey clothes. If she didn't have the bolt ons you'd be hard pressed to guess her sex.

She's living in some weird world, where she doesn't know any better than the next like or follow from a few strangers. Her husband does not love her in any shape or form. Her eldest son is seemingly choosing to live away from her. Her youngest has obvious problems which she is ignoring and letting him down badly. Who in God's name would want to be 'influenced' by her? Not me.
 
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When I see Maris messing about with that mirror I keep thinking about that horrific story of the child who was messing about with a display in Topshop on Oxford Circus and a large mirror fell on him and killed him. What the actual duck are they thinking letting him do that?! Never mind singing stupid songs to him, explain in a stern tone that he must NEVER mess with the mirror and tell him it could really hurt him. Better still, fix the bloody thing securely to the wall. Even if it were fixed properly he shouldn't be messing with it in case it shatters and injures him that way. Freddie is the one who first says "No!" - that child has more sense than Fake and Flappy put together.
If either of them had a brain they’d be dangerous 🙄 What I can’t comprehend is apart from letting your child do that, why would you then post it online. He knows he going to get negativity from it 🤦🏻‍♀️ They really will use anything for engagement/content. The worrying thing is if they think that’s normal, what the duck goes on behind closed doors that we don’t see 🤯
 
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Fakey and flappy need a food bank they cant donate to one. 100% he'd rob items out of there and take them home
In their " Grand sense of scrounging entitlement"



Not 10pence of that fight money was donated.



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Wiki Ref: 20/11/23

Instead of sitting there on your phone filming, why not teach Leo some table manners instead of letting him hit Freddie as he eats his dinner. Put your phone down. 🤬

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Again poor old Maris misunderstood - he's obviously saying 'broccoli' as Freddie has some on his fork & he's eaten some himself. As if 'cutlery' would be in his lexicon at this stage. It was Freddie's mistake but Fakey knew no better about his own son.🥦🥦🥦
 
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Flaps is this scummy little, plain nobody, living on a new build estate, doing nothing with her unimportant, irrelevant life. Yet she has the audacity to try & give herself some hyped up knowledgeable status. Like a tragic finger on the button of all things fashionable & beautifying.

The way she addresses the camera as if she actually thinks there are 1000s of girlies, lovelies, guuuuys hanging onto her every dire word. That what she has to say is of any interest. Her soulless, dead eyes darting around under old men eyebrows, nervously wondering how she ever gets away with such spoken shite.

That truly awful 'vocal fry' she tries out to make herself sound more 'in & now.' The endless hand flapping and finger pointing to enunciate every bit of drivel. Tripping over her words, her fat, cow like tongue struggling with basic phonics. The rubbery lips, misshapen, over injected, under kissed, struggling to show a hint of a smile.

The over emphasis on certain words such as 'so amazing' - 'the best ever' - so that she can sound genuine & heartfelt. The under nourished, skinny little boys body she shows off in shapeless grey clothes. If she didn't have the bolt ons you'd be hard pressed to guess her sex.

She's living in some weird world, where she doesn't know any better than the next like or follow from a few strangers. Her husband does not love her in any shape or form. Her eldest son is seemingly choosing to live away from her. Her youngest has obvious problems which she is ignoring and letting him down badly. Who in God's name would want to be 'influenced' by her? Not me.
All of their life priorities are wrong & for all the wrong reasons.
The pair of them are dumb as duck, entitled and beyond lazy. Bone-idle. Indulged by his deranged Muvver who looks the sort to keep at arms-length at the best of times.
Living in a part- buy , Part-rent type house. Most people in them ( and they can be very handy / appealing) are looking at ways to buy the Landlord Companies share out & convert it to their own private Freehold........
Not these two......
the rent bit alone ( apart from the mortgage ) must be thousands of Pounds a year on its owns?
His stepdad has to bale him out with a car lease/lend because he WONT get a job? bleeping more fool him. I'd have told them a few home truths & sent them on their way with a cheese & pickle sandwich in tinfoil tucked under their arms.........

And for fucks sake, get that kid Maris referred to a Specialist instead of pretending all is well with him when it obviously isn't.
But I suppose that would actually mean the pair of them would have to actually DO something ,and ATTEND appointments, etc.



Easier to spend the days online begging and scrounging like the prize pair of cunts they are.
 
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Flaps is this scummy little, plain nobody, living on a new build estate, doing nothing with her unimportant, irrelevant life. Yet she has the audacity to try & give herself some hyped up knowledgeable status. Like a tragic finger on the button of all things fashionable & beautifying.

The way she addresses the camera as if she actually thinks there are 1000s of girlies, lovelies, guuuuys hanging onto her every dire word. That what she has to say is of any interest. Her soulless, dead eyes darting around under old men eyebrows, nervously wondering how she ever gets away with such spoken shite.

That truly awful 'vocal fry' she tries out to make herself sound more 'in & now.' The endless hand flapping and finger pointing to enunciate every bit of drivel. Tripping over her words, her fat, cow like tongue struggling with basic phonics. The rubbery lips, misshapen, over injected, under kissed, struggling to show a hint of a smile.

The over emphasis on certain words such as 'so amazing' - 'the best ever' - so that she can sound genuine & heartfelt. The under nourished, skinny little boys body she shows off in shapeless grey clothes. If she didn't have the bolt ons you'd be hard pressed to guess her sex.

She's living in some weird world, where she doesn't know any better than the next like or follow from a few strangers. Her husband does not love her in any shape or form. Her eldest son is seemingly choosing to live away from her. Her youngest has obvious problems which she is ignoring and letting him down badly. Who in God's name would want to be 'influenced' by her? Not me.
One of the most well written posts I have ever read on here. Perfect evaluation of Flapz. Bravo ♥

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That was supposed to be a gif of Clint Eastwood doing a hat tip btw. It didn't work :LOL:
 
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There's always an ulterior motive for anything they do. Her skin (begging for a freebie), his weight (will blame trolls) and I wonder if the incident with the mirror will be the same? Will a story come out that they love their child and are being criticised with how they look after him but he was perfectly safe behind the mirror? Stuff like this is pre-recorded and not live so why post it? Chazza Dawson style springs to mind and is it all to get into the news which will up their engagement? And now I think of it could that be why they show Spud acting vacant? They get specialist help not on NHS? That wouldn't surprise me at all. I saw Kellie Bright last week did a tearful story about her child finally being referred for checks and while she said it may not get anywhere or he may not get helped she wanted to say it is worth pushing and pushing to be heard. I actually thought she is using her platform on Instagram really well. Fakey is so oblivious as he could use his to make people more aware of cancer, grieving but nope, he's only interested in being famous which ain't going to happen!
 
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Give the man a medal for Father of the Year! He’s been to watch Leo’s swimming lesson 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

God they are so so dull. He’s looking forward to Christmas this year, probably cos he’s got 5 weeks off. I think he’s fucked up by not doing panto. I don’t think he will get asked back to even do that next year and that was his best source of income probably.
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Pathetic. Take that money and spend it on some new clothes for your kids.
 

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What a desperate sad witch she is.Now wants two sad twats to like and comment for £30.Take it from all of us no one bleeping cares 🤡
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Give the man a medal for Father of the Year! He’s been to watch Leo’s swimming lesson 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

God they are so so dull. He’s looking forward to Christmas this year, probably cos he’s got 5 weeks off. I think he’s fucked up by not doing panto. I don’t think he will get asked back to even do that next year and that was his best source of income probably.
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Pathetic. Take that money and spend it on some new clothes for your kids.
No chance. Maris is only dressed in begged scrounged freebies.
They even scrounged free school shoes for Freddie back in Septembrr.......
 
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RatBoy is looking forward to Christmas and Spud has scribbled on the door! 😂

The food, if you can call it that, in that bowl looks utterly revolting! 🤢

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Again poor old Maris misunderstood - he's obviously saying 'broccoli' as Freddie has some on his fork & he's eaten some himself. As if 'cutlery' would be in his lexicon at this stage. It was Freddie's mistake but Fakey knew no better about his own son.🥦🥦🥦
Yes it was bloody obvious he said broccoli and not cutlery. He can't understand his own kid..he doesn't take the time to listen and just shouts over him..bleeping moron!
 
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I’m surprised it’s taken her this long for another ground breaking secret giveaway considering how bad her posts have been doing. How embarrassing £30 of Zara vouchers. Whoever wins them will be able to go on a right old shopping spree 🙄
 
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Guys im traumatised. My workmate has just told me that her and her friend are going to see TFM. I have no words 😯

Atho she did agree that fakey is full of himself and that she dislikes him.

We have our fingers crossed that he pulls a sickie 🤣
 
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