Ooh Fakey has just been guessed as a celeb on Masked Singer. . He wishes.. 
Jake Quickenden #89 Slurring his words, once again pissed & getting the fight time tattoed on his wrist!
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He's spent the first 8 months of the year "relaxing", the workshy, jobless twit!
Wowโฆher skin
What on earth is she doing to herself?
What on earth is she doing to herself?
Is Polly Parrot already in a hotel room? 
She'll kick her mate out soon.
She'll kick her mate out soon.
Was it a tit singer?Ooh Fakey has just been guessed as a celeb on Masked Singer. . He wishes..
It was Kirk from Corrie but heโs actually much better at singing than FakeyWas it a tit singer?
...Should be a good night for some...
Fakey will just have to make do being a baby dino at Butlins, no way will he appear on the actual MS show
I will get to relax 
try working 9-5 and looking after your kids. Dont think he ever spends more than a couple of hours with them.
Also noticed hes moved the cheap champers
try working 9-5 and looking after your kids. Dont think he ever spends more than a couple of hours with them.Also noticed hes moved the cheap champers
Probably drank it the pisshead before he shags Polly!I will get to relax
Also noticed hes moved the cheap champers
Probably downed itI will get to relax
Also noticed hes moved the cheap champers
This riles me! I go to work, 40 plus hours every single week! Big bleeping deal Jake
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Excellent thread title and recap as always Queen Crazy!Thanks guyyyss for your votes on my thread title suggestion!
At the start of the last thread, Flapz had yet another skin treatment which failed miserably and she put their "quatz-like" damaged dining table up for sale on Facebook Marketplace for a whopping ยฃ800!
We had the unveiling of the cheap and nasty kitchen island which looked ridiculous and saw Flapz standing on it holding Spud a few days later whilst RatBoy filmed it thus proving what tit parents they are yet again! Idiots.
Aaron Chalmers offered him a fight but he made excuses that he was still 'on tour' but conveniently forgot that he was on tour during the fight with Paul Smith. Funny that.
We then discovered that the head had actually gone and got the fight time of 1:16 tattoed on his wrist! Words honestly fail on that one! Utterly pathetic!
Flapz stated on one of her boring stories that she had studied A Level English Language (we're still laughing about that one) and RatBoy appeared for yet another five minues on This Morning talking about IACGMOH. He hid the fight time tattoo all throughout in case he was asked about the fight. Nobody bothered!
A more detailed catch-up can be found in Wiki 5.
Carry on Fakeys!
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Thank you guyyys for your votes for my thread title suggestion! ๐ The previous thread went quicker than the actual fixed fight! After all of the suspense and the Fakeys being more excited than on Christmas morning at the thought of him finally having his syrup knocked off, we were let down...tattle.life
Absolutely no response from Spud whatsoever. It's frightening for a child that age to be like that.
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He also can get a fast train into London tomorrow morning. Not sure why he needs a hotel the night before unless his man is coming to do him. He hardly sees his family at this rate so you would think he would spend the whole of Sunday with them. We of course know he isnโt interested after he has posted his IG content painting the false happy family image.
Heโs thick he obviously cannot interact with adults. Letโs face it he has no friends. Thatโs why none of his colleagues hang out with him after the shows.So the three other adults are chatting and he has to take out his phone and film spud with a toy carrot and post it and then the eye duck at the endwhy canโt he chat with the other adults and leave his phone alone! That house looks a similar layout to their shithole? and whereโs Freddie?
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The new tableโฆ doesnโt go with anything and the bratty child will soon splatter those white chairs with food ,the way he eats.Another five minutes of utter desperation no doubt and yet another excuse to stay overnight somewhere away from the family..
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Heโs badly behaved-becuz he does what he wants and she lets him so she can talk into a phone to strangersโฆHow fake and forced is this? Absolutely ZERO chemistry at all in this photo. As for Spud, he needs a bleeping clip around the earhole.
Horrid little bastard.
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This is for all sorts of irritating cunts
I go between feeling so sorry for Spud how his parents are letting him down in every way, to thinking what a horrid little tit he is. Wanting the carrot and shouting NO at the dogs then running off with it. Brat!
5 minutes on Lorraine or this morning to give โexclusiveโ information about his time in the Jungle 9 years ago. Folks Iโll leave it there, my job starts in an hour. The one I have full time and have done for years and will have for years!
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Looking at his hotel room, heโs definitely paying for it himself As for the tagging and jumping on the Iโm a Celeb bandwagon yet again, he doesnโt even know the name of his supposed fav contestant. Her name is Nella not Ella - prick. We all know heโs going to champion Josie hoping it will get him on TM. I donโt know how heโs not embarrassed having to keep using the same thing over and over again just to try and get a 2 min spot on daytime TV and to get attention. Then again look how long heโs been doing it with his dad and brother for 
As for the tagging and jumping on the Iโm a Celeb bandwagon yet again, he doesnโt even know the name of his supposed fav contestant. Her name is Nella not Ella - prick. We all know heโs going to champion Josie hoping it will get him on TM. I donโt know how heโs not embarrassed having to keep using the same thing over and over again just to try and get a 2 min spot on daytime TV and to get attention. Then again look how long heโs been doing it with his dad and brother for - Status