Honestly who wears North Face over the age of 15? Ever heard of Canada Goose or Moncler Fakey??
Jake Quickenden #89 Slurring his words, once again pissed & getting the fight time tattoed on his wrist!
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He can't afford those
Of course he never washed in the jungle. He still doesn’t wash! Especially as they have that hobbit bathroom.and yet another interview on something he did 9 years ago
bleeping hell, he looks like an explosion in a charity shop.....
I see what you are doing bellend! Trying to attract negative comments so he can scream mental health!
Soap dodging cunts, the pair of them. He smells like sweaty ballsack and despair, and she smells like Grimsby fish market...
You can just tell he stinks.
How is he nearly 40 and posing in front of a mirror, taking a selfie and posting it on the gram?
What man does this?
Even my toenails are cringing!
Evil eyes. He is a freak! Nasty piece of work!
If he seriously paid £300 for that coat he’s a bleeping idiot. All about image and getting attention. Yes North Face aren’t budget but I’ve still yet to ever see him wear anything high end. No sorry I tell a lie. I remember him once nicking a Palm Angels top to wear from Chris Hughes one night and he was practically salivating over it as much as he does CH
Where haven’t they got mirrors? Saying that don’t think they’ve got one in the hobbit bedroom cos there’s no roomThe vanity of them both having that massive mirror in the kitchen
He’d put one on the ceiling if he could 
The one in the kitchen he got free. It’s a workout mirror that he did an ad for and has never been used for that purpose since. Obviously couldn’t afford the subscription once it run out 
Its probably a faker off saramart.If he seriously paid £300 for that coat he’s a bleeping idiot. All about image and getting attention. Yes North Face aren’t budget but I’ve still yet to ever see him wear anything high end. No sorry I tell a lie. I remember him once nicking a Palm Angels top to wear from Chris Hughes one night and he was practically salivating over it as much as he does CH
Methinks the old photoshop has been employed
It infuriates Jake that he ain’t got even slight fame . Sam is popular he’s funny his partner has done big shows and has documentaries with BBC she also just did strictly and we all know he begs to be on it . It kills him how popular others are . He’s so irrelevant now he should just give it up he looks deranged and desperate
He looked like he was on his own so probably stormed out leaving her there. She's very quiet today so obviously had a row!
That 'marriage' is beyond saving. When you start to pick on small things like that, you know it's over. I was the same with my ex. The sound of his breathing used to give me the utmost rage!
That's when you know it's over!!
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I bet he bleeping stunk!
This quest for fame is an obsession, it will destroy him. Like we've said, he can't be making much dosh from these brief tv appearances after paying for hotels, Polly's fee etc. It's not a regular, reliable income which he needs with a family to support. He's never going to end up in the West End and before long these panto roles and stage show jobs will dry up completely.
He'd be better off making a career out of the one thing he's actually good at and knowledgeable about - fitness. If he were a personal trainer he'd probably make a tit load more money than he's earning now, I'm sure lots of women would like to have him as their pt and blokes probably would too because he actually knows what he's doing in a gym. He's semi-famous which would put him at an advantage over other pt's because it would be a novelty being trained by someone "off the telly". He could show his clients' progress and results on his Instagram and would then get a lot of genuine engagement and probably a waiting list for clients. He could even open his own gym.
But that would mean working full time which we know is anathema to this lazy prick. He won't be famous at all within a year or so, he should capitalise on his public profile whilst people still know who he is.
He'd be better off making a career out of the one thing he's actually good at and knowledgeable about - fitness. If he were a personal trainer he'd probably make a tit load more money than he's earning now, I'm sure lots of women would like to have him as their pt and blokes probably would too because he actually knows what he's doing in a gym. He's semi-famous which would put him at an advantage over other pt's because it would be a novelty being trained by someone "off the telly". He could show his clients' progress and results on his Instagram and would then get a lot of genuine engagement and probably a waiting list for clients. He could even open his own gym.
But that would mean working full time which we know is anathema to this lazy prick. He won't be famous at all within a year or so, he should capitalise on his public profile whilst people still know who he is.
I see she took the two designer items off
they didn’t sell no wonder ….
they didn’t sell no wonder ….
Nice to see Squidward is as delusional as ever!
Baby Girl..
Baby Girl..
She’s definitely trying to get a brand deal with AmazonNice to see Squidward is as delusional as ever!
Baby Girl..
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Trouble is to ‘influence’ you’ve got to look good, which she doesn’t. The clothes hang off her and don’t even start me on the background and the non shutting doors 
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