My beloved Fakeys, please keep receipts for the Wiki. My 50th birthday weekend has finally arrived! Mr Crazy has booked Block A tickets (three rows from the front £3k each) and I've packed my bags this evening for Madonna!
We are checking into The Ritz later on today - he's totally spoilt me - no freebies here - hard earned cash!
Suck on that Flapz. He did
duck all for your 30th love! You sad,
bleeping begging chavs!
I am so excited but need some sleep! Please keep receipts for the Wiki!
Woooohooooo!
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