That line in between sophie and church on her vinted are 2 x lower case dashes
Jake Quickenden #84 No POB red carpet for these no marks, so skint they have to get dressed in car parks
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She should keep the knitwear for her husband he loves a sleevless knitted top 
He loves a cropped one tooShe should keep the knitwear for her husband he loves a sleevless knitted top
he doesnβt look too sick in his video call to spud
He loves a cropped one tooShe should keep the knitwear for her husband he loves a sleevless knitted top
he doesnβt look too sick in his video call to spud
This prick hasnβt had a cold heβs just a bone idle work shy tosser who fancied a couple of days lounging about in the hotel bet if a call came to do Lorraine he would have been fit as a flea and down the road like a shot! Wonder if he is actually doing the show tonight?
With his tongue poking out as he concentratesLooks like he writes using his fist
Everything with her is slap dash; finished loft conversion, badly put together Vinted account with clothes looking shabby, scruffy looking kids. Sheβd rather holiday and scrounge than have any standardsβ¦well she did marry fakey so her standards are low
I reckon heβs gone on a bender of the POB fail and is on a comedown or a massive hangover
We all know heβs a liability. FM should have come to us for a reference and all the receipts.I think the FM may regret their decision to use Fakey as the cast member for most of their promotion.
Maybe heβs not actually sick and heβs been given time off because a huge TV presenting/acting/reality opportunity has come up but heβs got to keep it quiet
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Heβs so common.
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Spreading the clap!
The spa day must have miraculously cured his sniffles flu
Someone I know went to watch it last night. I asked if he was there lol
Or someone high up has seen his spa day stories and told him to get his arse back to βworkβ before he gets sacked.
My beloved Fakeys, please keep receipts for the Wiki. My 50th birthday weekend has finally arrived! Mr Crazy has booked Block A tickets (three rows from the front Β£3k each) and I've packed my bags this evening for Madonna!
We are checking into The Ritz later on today - he's totally spoilt me - no freebies here - hard earned cash!
Suck on that Flapz. He did duck all for your 30th love! You sad, bleeping begging chavs!
I am so excited but need some sleep! Please keep receipts for the Wiki!
Woooohooooo!
We are checking into The Ritz later on today - he's totally spoilt me - no freebies here - hard earned cash!
Suck on that Flapz. He did duck all for your 30th love! You sad, bleeping begging chavs!
I am so excited but need some sleep! Please keep receipts for the Wiki!
Woooohooooo!
I will save as much as I can - have an absolute ballMy beloved Fakeys, please keep receipts for the Wiki. My 50th birthday weekend has finally arrived! Mr Crazy has booked Block A tickets (three rows from the front Β£3k each) and I've packed my bags this evening for Madonna!
We are checking into The Ritz later on today - he's totally spoilt me - no freebies here - hard earned cash!
Suck on that Flapz. He did duck all for your 30th love! You sad, bleeping begging chavs!
I am so excited but need some sleep! Please keep receipts for the Wiki!
Woooohooooo!
P.s hope he has packed tonight's leftovers in a box for your birthday brekkie
Whatβs with the random capital letters?
Anyone reading that with no context would assume itβs the journal of an 8yr old girl.
Ugh heβs so thick.
Anyone reading that with no context would assume itβs the journal of an 8yr old girl.
Ugh heβs so thick.
They're like ragsThose bleeping feet should come with a warning
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Looks like he's just learning how to write.
Ooooo fabulous..enjoy lovely and Happy BirthdayMy beloved Fakeys, please keep receipts for the Wiki. My 50th birthday weekend has finally arrived! Mr Crazy has booked Block A tickets (three rows from the front Β£3k each) and I've packed my bags this evening for Madonna!
We are checking into The Ritz later on today - he's totally spoilt me - no freebies here - hard earned cash!
Suck on that Flapz. He did duck all for your 30th love! You sad, bleeping begging chavs!
I am so excited but need some sleep! Please keep receipts for the Wiki!
Woooohooooo!
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