Jake Quickenden #84 No POB red carpet for these no marks, so skint they have to get dressed in car parks

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I can’t believe people are that desperate for a £50 voucher that they’re actually liking and commenting on those 5 posts now 🤢
I’ll like to comment one word on every post - Starting with ‘duck’ on the first one then continuing with ‘off you desperate’ and finishing with ‘skank’ on the last one
I think that's againt the T&C s :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
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He’s dressed like Where’s Wally moaning he ‘feels like arse’ - back to his usual routine of not feeling well when he has a ‘job’, quelle surprise! View attachment 2503858s
Fucks sake, put a warning on that, will ya!!!!!
He looks like a haunted stick of rock.
twit.
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Sophie started following Tasha and Andrew after POB awards. Obviously were fan girling over a couple who are 10 years younger than them 🙈

fakey trying to go out for dinner with them on a day off what he could spend with the kids but he’s desperate to get higher up in the Z list world.

They are a pair of sad bastards. I’m honestly sick of them now.
I know. The pathetic/desperate behaviour is absolutely bleeping embarrassing. What a way to live.
I'm sat in Costa in Norwich, after pootling about the shops, lunch, and having a coffee.
All paid for by myself.
I wouldn't swap my life for theirs anytime.
And both my kids like me.
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I bet the pair of them are stuck in the hotel room, furiously clacking away at their phones for ANY attention, while Dudley is parked in front of the telly eating leftovers from breakfast 🥞🥞🥞
 
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The more I think about it, what a bleeping sad existence of a life that you’re basically having to bribe your ‘followers’ to like and comment on your posts. Talk about ego battering knowing the only way you can get people to actually engage with you, is by offering them the chance of winning a £50 voucher 😂 Once he sees how it’s helped her, what’s the betting he tries the same sort of thing? Remember though they’re not bothered about likes, comments and followers on Instagram 🤥 cos as he himself said ‘Insta isn’t real, it’s fake’ 😂
 
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Desperately trying to get her followers to like her tit posts.Beyond disgusting for £50 stupid cowView attachment 2503824
This is the sort of thing small businesses do when they’re trying to be seen! Though I’ve never seen any ask for more than commenting on the actual post. Tell me you’re desperate Flaps without telling me your desperate!
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Fucks sake, put a warning on that, will ya!!!!!
He looks like a haunted stick of rock.
twit.
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I know. The pathetic/desperate behaviour is absolutely bleeping embarrassing. What a way to live.
I'm sat in Costa in Norwich, after pootling about the shops, lunch, and having a coffee.
All paid for by myself.
I wouldn't swap my life for theirs anytime.
And both my kids like me.
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I bet the pair of them are stuck in the hotel room, furiously clacking away at their phones for ANY attention, while Dudley is parked in front of the telly eating leftovers from breakfast 🥞🥞🥞
Dudley! I almost spat my tea out 😆
 
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Fucks sake, put a warning on that, will ya!!!!!
He looks like a haunted stick of rock.
twit.
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I know. The pathetic/desperate behaviour is absolutely bleeping embarrassing. What a way to live.
I'm sat in Costa in Norwich, after pootling about the shops, lunch, and having a coffee.
All paid for by myself.
I wouldn't swap my life for theirs anytime.
And both my kids like me.
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I bet the pair of them are stuck in the hotel room, furiously clacking away at their phones for ANY attention, while Dudley is parked in front of the telly eating leftovers from breakfast 🥞🥞🥞
Poor little lamb has 2 shows today. That’s why it makes even less sense her going there last night. Definitely up to something 🤔
 
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Poor little lamb has 2 shows today. That’s why it makes even less sense her going there last night. Definitely up to something 🤔
He's probably got a sniff of 60 seconds on the telly, or Polly is trying to get an interview for This Morning/DOI for him....
Imagine the amount of TVs destroyed if he got on either one, it'd would just be the Jakey show ...
 
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Why is her last day out now being showed on Bewild derwood was that one of her begs to.You know I really don’t get why she gets gifted so much bleeping stuff😡😡So many other parents certainly deserve it more than these two idiots😡
 
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Why is her last day out now being showed on Bewild derwood was that one of her begs to.You know I really don’t get why she gets gifted so much bleeping stuff😡😡So many other parents certainly deserve it more than these two idiots😡
She’s not marked her photos as a pr trip/ad so I’d say no because she quite happily brags if it’s free. That one is near her Dads so he probably paid for them 😉 Maybe they’re going to visit the one in Cheshire in the next couple of days and she said they can use her Norfolk photos on their site, if they give them a freebie to that one 🤷🏻‍♀️ As I keep saying there’s a reason/narrative her and Leo are there
 
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Desperately trying to get her followers to like her tit posts.Beyond disgusting for £50 stupid cowView attachment 2503824
duck me that’s beyond desperate what she gonna do keep giving freebies away ffs . No doubt it’s a voucher she got free from her birthday of family the woman
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Sophie started following Tasha and Andrew after POB awards. Obviously were fan girling over a couple who are 10 years younger than them 🙈

fakey trying to go out for dinner with them on a day off what he could spend with the kids but he’s desperate to get higher up in the Z list world.

They are a pair of sad bastards. I’m honestly sick of them now.
They are becoming so irrelevant and desperate it’s actually embarrassing to watch . Sophie lacks everything in life that’s why she gets no engagement she’s boring beige and miserable as bleeping sin . He’s the same both desperate for blue ticks to notice them it’s hilarious. Funny though how Danielle his ex who doesn’t have that much followers is friends with Jason derulos baby mum . She’s friends with a lot of blue ticks and socialises with them . She must laugh at jake and Sophie’s car crash marriage 😂😂
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The more I think about it, what a bleeping sad existence of a life that you’re basically having to bribe your ‘followers’ to like and comment on your posts. Talk about ego battering knowing the only way you can get people to actually engage with you, is by offering them the chance of winning a £50 voucher 😂 Once he sees how it’s helped her, what’s the betting he tries the same sort of thing? Remember though they’re not bothered about likes, comments and followers on Instagram 🤥 cos as he himself said ‘Insta isn’t real, it’s fake’ 😂
She has fucked it and she knows she has she has no money coming in . She can’t even afford to send Leo to nursery anymore it’s obvious Leo gets the two year funding from the government.
 
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🐔£50 voucher !!! I couldn't be arsed myself.. One of her relatives will get that....
 
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Thing is if these were genuine ads (and not affiliated links), she would have a much more comfortable lifestyle than she obviously has. When you look what she can earn from stories and posts and for the amount of stories especially she does, she’d be raking it in.
The key word is ‘estimated’😀😀. She’s a nobody and has no charm so it ain’t gonna happen.
 
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🐔More chance of winning the lottery than winning that £50 voucher, wouldn't even get you a decent winter coat...If she had of even done 4 vouchers it wouldn't be too bad, but 1 .......I can't even laugh...
 
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🐔More chance of winning the lottery than winning that £50 voucher, wouldn't even get you a decent winter coat...If she had of even done 4 vouchers it wouldn't be too bad, but 1 .......I can't even laugh...
Probably a Christmas present from last year about to run out.
 
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I didnt get that far before I swiped to the next story 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I have never heard anyone say "I feel like an arse" is this a saying or is he trying ti be cool-YaNo 😎 🤣
@Turmeric123 you will get this lol 😂 In Dublin and probably most of Ireland we would translate that to “I feel like a dope” as in “i’ve made an hole of myself “😂😂 but no ive never heard anybody actually use the phrase “I feel like arse” ?? does he mean he feels like tit? He is a bleeping hole alright!
 
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