I know! Almost better than last year's little weird shuffle on the red carpetTHIS IS bleeping COMEDY GOLDYOU SAD SKINT BASTARDS
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Reckon they have missed the red carpet live looks like itβs finished and everyone is sat down inside he is going to be furious
Img she looks scruffy . They look a mess and she looks stressed .
canβt afford a hotel or glam squad sorry but itβs really showing just how skint they are
Jake has not left his hotel all week he has not had food out with the lads or gone anywhere
they are crippled in debts and skint . How embarrassing
You'll be able to smell them before you see them, they'll be sweating like donkeys running a mile for duck all.....
I didn't think you could top last year's outing, but this is bleeping comedy gold
I didn't think you could top last year's outing, but this is bleeping comedy gold
Iβm laughing I take it they was late for the carpetYou'll be able to smell them before you see them, they'll be sweating like donkeys running a mile for duck all.....
I didn't think you could top last year's outing, but this is bleeping comedy gold
state of them both . Even ex love islanders got glam squads a limo car arrival and hotel stays .
how are they seriously not embarrassed sheβs had to do her hair and looks ridiculous she has just put it up and put minimal make up on . Outfit is awful and not at all nice . My god they are tragic
She is absolutely raging she has had to walk a mile in heels because her husband is an absolute nobody !! shes had to do her own hair and make up drive all the way to the event and back and do her dress in the car ! state the pair of themSeriously, I'm completely invested in this unfolding car crash!
WTAF???
NB: Her dress looks dirt cheap. Her hair and make-up is laughable.
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When you realise your both a pair of nobodyβs . At this point she looks like she wants out of this marriage
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Why would anybody, with any sense, post the fact theyβve driven there and then having to walk a mile? Iβd keep that bit quiet and just post what looked good. I reckon he thinks he is funny but he isnβt.
Oh dear. Polly's blown him out. No charade like last year. Running up the road like a couple of drunks after a maccy Ds at chucking out time.....
Face it, big nose.
YOU ARE NOT FAMOUS
Face it, big nose.
YOU ARE NOT FAMOUS
Take it he wasnβt on the carpetAnd she's packing bigger than Fakey
he be arguing with her over that now all the way home . this is hilarious
Do we reckon heβll make her walk back to the car park at the end of the evening as well? Heβll be hoping one of his zlister βmatesβ will offer them a lift No red carpet interviews. Mollie King is in red and she looks stunning
No red carpet interviews. Mollie King is in red and she looks stunningThese two are up in the nosebleeds steaming and stinking the place out.Do we reckon heβll make her walk back to the car park at the end of the evening as well? Heβll be hoping one of his zlister βmatesβ will offer them a lift
I'd hate to be sitting in a three foot radius of the pair of no marks
I see heβs been raiding the Elizabeth Duke jewellery dressing up box again
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It's no good, fakeys. I'm gonna grab a shower, as I'm on the verge of physically pissing myself laughing at these two
Iβll let it slide because he shoved Fakey in the mud.Pete canβt say anything about what Fakeys wearing this year. Pete looks like heβs wearing a bleeping vest top/t shirt under his jacket and his boots are horrendous. What happened to people being respectful and wearing shirt and ties to βblack tieβ events
Embarrassing looking at how everybody else has been in hotels with glam squads and private cars to the event . Sorry but itβs beyond tragic at this point . Driven all that way and was still late . Getting rested in the back of her carWhat the duck are these two doing
having nobodyβs i her hair and make up . The dress needs ironing look at state
the funny bit is how they didnβt get on the red carpet you just know heβs fuming over it
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That crap round his neck 
The gift that keeps on giving!I know! Almost better than last year's little weird shuffle on the red carpet
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