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So many tragic things about this story. Him making sure he gets the ‘Gucci’ bag in. The product placements of the fuel drink, Oat milk and protein power and definitely the saddest of them all is making sure he’s got Lorraine on the TV 🙄
 

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So many tragic things about this story. Him making sure he gets the ‘Gucci’ bag in. The product placements of the fuel drink, Oat milk and protein power and definitely the saddest of them all is making sure he’s got Lorraine on the TV 🙄
And he still can't get a full time gig on the telly.....
Sad twit.
 
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Posts a pic of him saying working out makes him sweaty, not one bead of moisture on him 😂
 
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Sorry if this has already been posted.

I can't seem to attach the article but spoiler alert..... He said...."I love you"

Sorry if Im offending anyone (except jakeknob) who thinks Im being flippant.... But how profound!

He's a bleep allowing this "news" to be put out all the time. He's a fecking grief thief and should be kicked to the curb asthey say.
How is this 💩 even a headline story.
Disgraceful bastard. He makes me sick. 🤬
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Here we go. Lorraine on the TV. Then This Morning. Saying how great that fella's tan is, who's bright orange, looks like an oompah loompah and is blending in with the orange furniture!

But he's "grateful". 🙄

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Just looking at the traffic on here this morning, is it me or all our fakeys just thoroughly bored with this bleep???
I know I am, I can't be arsed summoning up a comment. He's just so bleeping boring and predictable.
God sake, boring arse, get a life.
 
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Looks like it’s not sold out for any shows this week.He’s always by himself I bet everyone sick to death of look at me by now.Needs to work out his next plan of action as no one gives a tit about his made up family posts.
 
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So many tragic things about this story. Him making sure he gets the ‘Gucci’ bag in. The product placements of the fuel drink, Oat milk and protein power and definitely the saddest of them all is making sure he’s got Lorraine on the TV 🙄
Ohhhh my! He must have been spitting feathers as Tyler West seems to be Lorraine’s fav at the mo. He does a lot of her showbiz reviews. Poor Jakey!
 
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Wiki Ref: 25/09/23

Sophie saying she's donated to a food bank giving them food, some of Leo's old clothes and some Bambi and Bear stock. She's also planning to have yet more skin treatment calling it 'radiotherapy'. 🤡


 
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Just looking at the traffic on here this morning, is it me or all our fakeys just thoroughly bored with this bleep???
I know I am, I can't be arsed summoning up a comment. He's just so bleeping boring and predictable.
God sake, boring arse, get a life.
He's just such an egotistical, vacuous bleep. His selfishness is on the next level. One lousy day spent with the 'fam' but all for the Gram. It really is all about him, what he can do for himself, the little treats he allows himself, the complete & utter freedom he gets from any serious role & responsibility of being an actual dad.

When do we ever see or hear him doing something basic, selfless, messy, difficult, responsible or downright taxing for either of the boys?

When do we ever catch any warmth or love towards Flaps (or from her to him)? When is there ever remotely a genuine gesture from him to show he really is that family guy he purports to be?

Yesterday at the beach must surely be the nail in the coffin for some of his Tena Huns. Saying 'yeah boi' or 'yeah baby' to Freddie, concocting several fake kisses. The saddest little family tableaux to hit the Gram.

I'm here for his big fall from grace. When he's finally left alone as he should be. Remove miserable Flaps & the boys and then let's see how popular & content worthy he really is. Truly only his mum loves him. At the princely age of 35 he has so very little to show except his teeth & syrup.
 
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Disgraceful bastard. He makes me sick. 🤬
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Here we go. Lorraine on the TV. Then This Morning. Saying how great that fella's tan is, who's bright orange, looks like an oompah loompah and is blending in with the orange furniture!

But he's "grateful". 🙄

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Why does he photoshop himself to oblivion? I feel bad for his Tena fans who scramble to take photos with him at the FM tour. They must be shocked to see his real skeletor bony face.
 
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Looks like it’s not sold out for any shows this week.He’s always by himself I bet everyone sick to death of look at me by now.Needs to work out his next plan of action as no one gives a tit about his made up family posts.
Loads of availability for Norwich, but Paul the joker has sold out two nights at epic studio and has been asked to do a third, apparently.....
How many tickets did boring arse sell for his big night out???🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
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Why does he photoshop himself to oblivion? I feel bad for his Tena fans who scramble to take photos with him at the FM tour. They must be shocked to see his real skeletor bony face.
Catfish. It must be like when goodgers only fans see her in the wild, the disappointment must be overwhelming 😲😲😲😲😲😲🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
 
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just watched the new stage to cage thing and he comes across as such a smug cocky arrogant twit. Id find him super annoying on it if I’d never seen him before whereas Paul just comes across as really nice and normal. Obviously has tonnes of money but doesn’t need to brag or show off.

Paul rocks up to training in a McLaren sports car but laughs saying it’s a midlife crisis. Funnily enough Jake doesn’t mention his financed golf that step daddy is paying for.

The main focus on Jake in this episode is the Tom Parker charity football match. He mentions he’s been personally asked by Kelsey. He’s absolutely loving showing off, he literally charges at someone on the pitch and shoulder barges them, such a nasty prick. Bangs on about how easy football is (played professional in… AUSTRALIA don’t ya know)

He’s actually hanging around the edge of the pitch trying to get people to take pictures with him to look like a famous celebrity, embarrassing. Next weeks preview showed him doing an interview about, yep you guessed it, dead dad.

he really is a prick.
 
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just watched the new stage to cage thing and he comes across as such a smug cocky arrogant twit. Id find him super annoying on it if I’d never seen him before whereas Paul just comes across as really nice and normal. Obviously has tonnes of money but doesn’t need to brag or show off.

Paul rocks up to training in a McLaren sports car but laughs saying it’s a midlife crisis. Funnily enough Jake doesn’t mention his financed golf that step daddy is paying for.

The main focus on Jake in this episode is the Tom Parker charity football match. He mentions he’s been personally asked by Kelsey. He’s absolutely loving showing off, he literally charges at someone on the pitch and shoulder barges them, such a nasty prick. Bangs on about how easy football is (played professional in… AUSTRALIA don’t ya know)

He’s actually hanging around the edge of the pitch trying to get people to take pictures with him to look like a famous celebrity, embarrassing. Next weeks preview showed him doing an interview about, yep you guessed it, dead dad.

he really is a prick.
I still believe if this fight hadn’t had the cameras following him around, he wouldn’t have done it. I bet the last few months when he’s had the odd event, like the footy match, he’s absolutely loved playing the big I am and look at me being filmed for my own reality show. I bet the likes of Billie & Greg are shitting themselves 😂 So if football is so easy, why has he only be asked to do the Sellebrity z list football only twice in about 6 years? 95% of them are real scraping the barrel ‘celebs’, so he’d fit in quite well. Probably because the zlisters that always do these matches have said they don’t want to put up with him 🤷🏻‍♀️ For the amount of reality shows he’s been on with other zlisters, there must be a reason none of them socialise with him. If Chris Hughes didn’t have the same management you’d never see them together in the same room.
 
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Did he not say in one of the hundreds of interviews he’s done about the dead dad🙄That his dad took a turn for the worse and he came back from Australia🙄Only for him to live a few more years🙄Sums the narcissist prick up completely as everyone is just a stepping stone to his own self entitled narcissistic ego.His wife a shadow of herself but to be honest she’s as bad as him now.
 
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Wiki Ref: 25/09/23

For somebody who said that they would never take their wedding ring off, where is it? 🤔

 
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Sophie needs to lay off all the skin creams she slaps on for a fast Buck. Any one can tell her that’s her problem she’s so thick it isn’t true. She just talks oddly whether it’s those thick lips I don’t know.
 
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Just looking at the traffic on here this morning, is it me or all our fakeys just thoroughly bored with this bleep???
I know I am, I can't be arsed summoning up a comment. He's just so bleeping boring and predictable.
God sake, boring arse, get a life.
He’s boring same tit with him daily
using the dead for engagement
so many account have a million followers but every post has way over 100k likes
I could name so many but would take ages !!
just shows he isn’t likeable at all .
 
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So after @Barbie2020 taking one for the team, I’ve just had a look at him at that footy match. I wondered at the time why Flappy and the kids went. Now it all becomes crystal clear. All for the cameras. She loves it as much as he does 🤢 I bet everyone there thought what a bleeping knob the way he was lauding up being filmed as if he’s some bleeping superstar. Cameras following him through the stadium, filming in the dressing room and on the pitch 🤦🏻‍♀️Then he has to bring up about it being Father's day and did you know he’s no longer got his dad 🙄 of course he had to get that in as well. The desperation for his own proper reality show is abundantly clear.
 
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