Jake Quickenden #83 Our Jake, the hardest working man in showbiz! 🤡

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Yeah I noticed that too, thing is I'm sure brands look at engagement rate and hers has now dropped after buying bots. Go get a real job instead of sitting in a hut selling your crappy auld rags and begging for freebies Absolutely detest this pair of no-marks
 
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He's all teeth at the minute, whatever he's doing it's doing nothing for his face. Looks like if he speaks his teeth are gonna fall out.
 
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When is the fight? Is he still gonna gym obsess after it’s done? How else will he get out of being a husband and parent?
 
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I love how both of them never wear glasses anymore now the glasses direct ad is over
 
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Why the fuck does she need an office?! What does she actually do?! Didn’t realise she needed one to send all her begging emails and to open her grifted shite in.
She likes to make out she’s a buisness woman
she has nothing else left to sell on Vinted
 
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Oh fuck off with your 24hr fast getting you into Ketosis. It's called OMAD (One Meal A Day) - which I generally do. It'll take him more dedication to get into the golden land of Ketosis (when your body starts burning fat for energy). For a start, you have to eat under 20g carbs a day and it's bloody hard to maintain. He's so full of shit.

Show me a ketone urine strip at dark purple. I'll wait.......

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This quote from him is hilarious considering he treats his beard and stepson like fucking shit.

Passive aggressive prick.

 
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This quote from him is hilarious considering he treats his beard and stepson like fucking shit.

Passive aggressive prick.

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And his mother and stepdad. So respectful towards them.

Who was that who upset his small child by his aggression towards his mother about cake?
Who was that who filmed themselves jumping all over a bed in a room they should not even have been in?
Etc etc etc...
 
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Yeah in her "office" buying bots, she's gained nearly 500 followers today Obviously cashed in her vinted money. What a sad life. He's just lost over 80 though
Thing is she's thick as pig shit because it just makes her engagement look even worse!
 
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At least I’ll admit I only eat once a day as I’m skint

Of course he jumped on the cup/belt thing yawn
 
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Just seen his respect post. Is he having a fucking laugh. Hes filmed people on the toilet. He jumps on his mums furniture and walks in when she's in bed. I could go on. What a twat
 
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He is manic now with his non stop posting hates that his engagement is so bad even his selfie didn’t get his Tena huns excited only just over 1000 likes
 
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So basically in the last 24 hours he has posted a family post, a family reel, a ‘selfie’ and they’ve all tanked, so out comes the challenge with Flappy cos he’s so fucking desperate for the engagement
They’ve obviously filmed that this morning as a last resort because of how shit the interaction is on their posts. Four posts in 24 hours but he says Instagram is fake and he’s not bothered by it He’ll be hightailing it to Zeldas next just for content
 
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I always think respect is earnt
My old boss was vile and a bully,I was polite and civil, but did I respect he?r,no I did not! Why would I respect those 2 jokers who beg for stuff,can't parent and are obsessed with themselves to a point of bankruptcy
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Was that Chris Hughes the bestie on house of games tonight
Never see fakey on anything like that,
 
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I haven't watched in a while, he's got an ED. He looks absolutely terrible. Gaunt and about 60 years old. Why would someone deliberately do this to themselves.
 
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I haven't watched in a while, he's got an ED. He looks absolutely terrible. Gaunt and about 60 years old. Why would someone deliberately do this to themselves.
Because he wants to win paul even though it’s not an actual fight
paul ain’t arsed about it he’s donating the wage to charity but jakes obsessed with winning
 
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