Jake Quickenden #81 Fakey is a donkey that nobody admired, permanently injured and always oh so tired

[PrincessJeanie]

I thought he was going on to talk about the full MontyWhat a utter embarrassment and he’s so chuffed with himselfSmall brain even smaller dick and the personality of my big toe

I’m sure he’ll try and blag an appearance to go back on there and talk about the FM soon He actually said in his ‘ice’ bath chat, he was going on there to do some ’presenting’. Why doesn’t he just say he is on there doing a comp giveaway cos everybody sees it anyway

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Just gutted I can’t share it on here

Got it Princess! x

https://x.com/BRATTYBARBl/status/1703737323031015735?s=20

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Syrup-wearing crackhead. He looks so ill.

 

[Philimena cunk]

Got it Princess! x

https://x.com/BRATTYBARBl/status/1703737323031015735?s=20

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Syrup-wearing crackhead. He looks so ill.

bleeping hell, he could haunt houses with that face....

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Got it Princess! x

https://x.com/BRATTYBARBl/status/1703737323031015735?s=20

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Syrup-wearing crackhead. He looks so ill.

Thank you . So apt for him

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Do you think his brain cell gets lonely rattling around in that huge head of his?

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

He just tries too hard trying to engage the audience who weren’t interested trying to be funny with the Loose Women and failing just go on do your bit and piss off you bellend

He kept speaking to Colleen or as he said, ‘Coll’. He was sucking up to her so bad. She’s probably the one who gets him his ‘presenting’ job on LW. Pity she can’t get him on the Loose Men panel. I would actually like to see him as a panellist as he will destroy his little career even further as he will come across like shite!

 

[gagzi]

He looks worst than crackhead Dave down my street

Crackhead Dave...made me spit my coffee out then!

 

[JollyOne]

Got it Princess! x

https://x.com/BRATTYBARBl/status/1703737323031015735?s=20

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Syrup-wearing crackhead. He looks so ill.

He's certainly going too far with the gym stuff, it's all he ever does. I get it, it makes you feel better, but tbh he needs to slow it down a bit. Certainly not helping in the looks department.

 

[mollyann]

His wig and turkey teeth not helping either Both of them look at least ten years older than they actually are

 

[Robin71]

We don’t usually see him in the evening after the show but I have a feeling he will come on just to tell us how tired he is after such a long busy day working

 

[Redtea2]

So he got the scraps Kate lawler is doing the actual live for this morning
also getting to stay in Norfolk

 

[PrincessJeanie]

That Twitter video tagging him has got 41 likes now on it Wonder if he’ll log himself back on there to watch it

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Cannot believe he's been on LW today for another two minutes. How desperate is that?

Also in that video, he's commented about his crowfeet. That syrup is looking more ridiculous by the day!

 

[Lurker111]

Whats the deal with him latching on to that girl constantly? Take it she's the only one who can stand him for periods of time.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

I just had a look at the FM Schedule and most weeks they have two full days off and never do more than 8 shows in a week. For example this weekend he finishes Saturday night and isn’t due back on stage until Tuesday night. You’d think he’d have a nice couple of family days planned but instead he’s chosen to go to Southampton for the LW tour on Sunday night I wonder if he realises it’s not televised I mean how much is he seriously earning for something like that? He has an agent/publicist that take a commission, maybe a hotel stop and travel on top. I’m sure he’s doing it hoping it will probably lead to a regular slot on the TV show I find it sad that he’s actually thinks Lorraine and LW are top tier TV shows I mean how many viewers do they actually get. Personally I don’t know anybody that watches either of them, even when they’re not at work.

 

[JazzFan]

Whats the deal with him latching on to that girl constantly? Take it she's the only one who can stand him for periods of time.

Was literally going to post that too

Also him bragging to her about his make up he kept on from Loose women, ewwwwwww wash it off

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Southampton is very local. Shall I go autograph hunting?

“what’s your name?”
- “It’s Tatania, but my friends call me Tattle”

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

His face is damaged, omggg. I thought they would use honey lights on him to soften the look. Bellend is trying to build his small part on the show. Ruth moved on.

Well he won’t need to be up at the crack of dawn to get made up for Halloween this year will he?
In actual fact he looked healthier as a zombie.

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

This is exactly what I was going to say. He doesn’t need to stay in London. He only lives in Colchester, surely he can drive in like many other people manage to do every day!!

He probably stayed in London as the ‘job’ came with a hotel room. It’s a big money giveaway so they must have thrown a hotel in. He never stays when they do not put him up in a hotel.

 

[Joon]

Ewwwwww that top is minging. Crows feet, he's been reading here ....