Jake Quickenden #81 Fakey is a donkey that nobody admired, permanently injured and always oh so tired

[PrincessJeanie]

He probably stayed in London as the ‘job’ came with a hotel room. It’s a big money giveaway so they must have thrown a hotel in. He never stays when they do not put him up in a hotel.

If he’d been in a hotel he’d have shown it. Never known LW ever put him up. I reckon he stayed in a Travelodge or Premier Inn because he didn’t want to stop at home in case Spud disturbed him before his massive TV appearance and a TL/PI is as far as his budget would stretch

 

[VC10]

If he’d been in a hotel he’d have shown it. Never known LW ever put him up. I reckon he stayed in a Travelodge or Premier Inn because he didn’t want to stop at home in case Spud disturbed him before his massive TV appearance and a TL/PI is as far as his budget would stretch

1/2 of the cheque fee gone , plus petrol , plus tax. What's he left with for doing it, tieing up 2 days etc - £53 , or something

 

[Ninki]

Southampton is very local. Shall I go autograph hunting?

“what’s your name?”
- “It’s Tatania, but my friends call me Tattle”

Same here. Very tempted

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Now she’s advertising glossybox There’s more instahuns advertising GB than Estrid or Hello Fresh and that’s saying something She’s definitely on the bottom rung when it comes to brands using her to advertise. Most of the ‘influencers’ they use have already done their ads for GB this month. Flaps always seem to get these ‘ads’ later to promote than anyone else

 

[Nixxs]

What a messView attachment 2457215View attachment 2457216

Why his hands so small hahaha

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

I just know someone is going to use ^^ that as an avatar and freak me out every time I open the thread. I am cringing for him

Just for you @ChastityDingle
God he's sooooo embarrassing, a few minutes on Loose Women doing the competition was his 'presenting' job cringing for you Fakey
Flaps is quiet today. Ooh as if by magic, she pops up, more shite I won't buy

 

[Nixxs]

I literally have no words

He been wearing the golf tank top all week it must stink

 

[IamMyaJ]

Omg the Halloween fail last year

 

[mollyann]

The new woman he has latched onto is one of his many victims he collects at every gig.No one else can stand him so has to find someone to walk about withHe’s so jolly when away from his family funny that

 

[VC10]

The new woman he has latched onto is one of his many victims he collects at every gig.No one else can stand him so has to find someone to walk about withHe’s so jolly when away from his family funny that

" oooo, its nice here , 'ent it?"

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Omg the Halloween fail last year

It just got worse as the day went on .

 

[JazzFan]

Oh when he got his Halloween make up done at 8am or something like that then” had to go to the supermarket”

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

No good anybody pinching his wallet - he's skint af!

I won't be watching that's for sure.

 

[fredster2018]

Sure it was a day of the dead halloween theme party as well him and Flappy went to and he turned up dressed as a zombie the bleeping melon

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Sure it was a day of the dead halloween theme party as well him and Flappy went to and he turned up dressed as a zombie the bleeping melon

It was . They were only there a couple of hours too.

 

[Redtea2]

Full monty play is tit . It’s only old people watching it
danny is main cast and he gets along with the others but never see him near jake

sad really how excited he is today and happy because he got two seconds on ITV

 

[Philimena cunk]

I'll be on bleep patrol when full monty comes to Norwich. You can bet your life he'll make an absolute twit of himself for attention, and may get a photo of the beard in the wild.....

 

[mollyann]

And here’s his biggest stalker with her post.Yawn bleeping yawn she really is a weirdo

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

Are they having a laugh or are they as deluded as he is and why do they only post about anything he’s done days or weeks after he’s actually done it

A regular on morning TV

 

[ThortheDog2022]

What a messView attachment 2457215View attachment 2457216

He reminds me of a conehead, minus the syrup, his head looks so elongated & he has the same vein at the side of his head