I’m taking one for the team I’ve put on Loose Women I will let you all know!
Jake Quickenden #81 Fakey is a donkey that nobody admired, permanently injured and always oh so tired
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They didn’t mention jake …..
oh is it another promoting full monty or is it another five minute advert
what A weirdo he is
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he ain’t presenting anything . Never known such a sad act like him honestly
his only day off from tour and he dumped his family to be on a daytime tv show nobody cares about for five minutes zzzzzzz
oh is it another promoting full monty or is it another five minute advert
what A weirdo he is
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Kills me how he says presenting
he ain’t presenting anything . Never known such a sad act like him honestly
his only day off from tour and he dumped his family to be on a daytime tv show nobody cares about for five minutes zzzzzzz
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I can't stop laughing
Like always it will be nothing . He’s never even a main GUEST …. He’s Jake GUEST not presenter stupid twit !!Is he there to make the coffee
holly and Dermott best watch out jakes coming for presenting jobs
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Creased honestly can’t cope with how excited he gets over loose women and LorraineI can't stop laughing
What did he have loose women cards in his hand for
Dont see Andy Peters with cue cards!!!!!!!
Honestly couldn't bare listening to him, what the duck is a oliday!?!?!
Dont see Andy Peters with cue cards!!!!!!!
Honestly couldn't bare listening to him, what the duck is a oliday!?!?!
If he’s providing such a nice life for his family, why is his wife selling clothes she’s been gifted on Vinted and pocketing the money for it? Why is she selling used stuff on FB? and how desperate do you have to be, to be aff linking suede protector for shoes
2 minutes 
Bet he fluffs his lines
Another £250 cheque in the post
Won't keep the wolves from the door
Bet he fluffs his lines
Another £250 cheque in the post
Won't keep the wolves from the door
Was it even 2 minsHe’s doing a 2 minute competition bleeping hell how embarrassing
If he won the money he'd take JSP on hols to Butlins
you are not funny or a presenter fakey
Was he wearing those beige trousers brown belt and wedding shoes I don't watch that 
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He obviously stayed in a travel lodge last night the fact we didn’t get a room tour. So if I’m reading it right, he chose to have an extra night away from his family just to do a competition segment for 2 minutes He really is that desperate to be on TV it’s probably ended up costing him money rather than him earning it I’m more embarrassed the fact he announced to his Instagram followers, he’d got a presenting slot on LW as if it was such a huge gig and as usual he’s totally over embellished what’s he’s doing. Get ready for the woe is me and how tired he is and he’s missing family in the week ahead. It’s coming………
He really is that desperate to be on TV it’s probably ended up costing him money rather than him earning it I’m more embarrassed the fact he announced to his Instagram followers, he’d got a presenting slot on LW as if it was such a huge gig and as usual he’s totally over embellished what’s he’s doing. Get ready for the woe is me and how tired he is and he’s missing family in the week ahead. It’s coming………duck offffHe’s doing a 2 minute competition bleeping hell how embarrassing
duck right offf
dead all that presenting bullshit for a crappy advert
god Jake tragic mate left your family last night just to do an advert and I doubt they even paid his hotel fee …. That’s the level of desperate this wanker is to be on crappy daytime TV !!---
I’ve just turned it on guess I missed his two second advert . What a tragic wee bastard he isWhat did he have loose women cards in his hand for
Dont see Andy Peters with cue cards!!!!!!!
Honestly couldn't bare listening to him, what the duck is a oliday!?!?!
2mins on LW & off to Cheltenham is hardly a long day Fakey
Doing your job is not a long day, you cretin.
What on earth are those two ballbags going to do in… ten years time? Might be a good time to take a City & Guilds in Plumbing, Jakeyboi.
What on earth are those two ballbags going to do in… ten years time? Might be a good time to take a City & Guilds in Plumbing, Jakeyboi.
Loose women won’t pay jake for overnight stayHe obviously stayed in a travel lodge last night the fact we didn’t get a room tour. So if I’m reading it right, he chose to have an extra night away from his family just to do a competition segment for 2 minutes
this was clearly last minute and like always jake took the scraps nobody else wants .
kate lawler is on Disney cruises and in Greece doing ads getting food an hotels for a week at a time for ads for ITV win .
he’s had a two second appearance and is getting himself all excited like it’s a big thing in his career which is nine existing at this point
so he’s left his family he claims to miss so much on the one day he has off in the week to stay in a cheap hotel that HE himself has had to pay for just so he could be seen on daytime TV for two seconds which won’t make a difference to his life but in his delusional mind he thinks that’s BIG and will get him more work .
he gets the scraps always has done he is not a celebrity and never will be nothing more than a Panto boy
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Such a strange man he is
two seconds doing a comp for loose women and he thinks that’s work and a long day
how embarrassing can you imagine what z listers think when they watch his stories . Absolutely cringing going on like he had a guest slot when it was two seconds for a comp .
Someone has recently posted a video on Twitter about him. For some reason it won’t let me copy it onto here 
but anyone that’s got Twitter just type in his name and it’s just been posted. It could have be made just for him . This is a screenshot of it 
but anyone that’s got Twitter just type in his name and it’s just been posted. It could have be made just for him . This is a screenshot of it Attachments
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