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jakey does get the scraps doesn’t he
jakey does get the scraps doesn’t he
Jake Quickenden #81 Fakey is a donkey that nobody admired, permanently injured and always oh so tired
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His face is damaged, omggg. I thought they would use honey lights on him to soften the look. Bellend is trying to build his small part on the show. Ruth moved on.
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always try’s outstay his welcome . He thinks it’s about him when he’s only advertising a bloody comp sad act
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That video Twitter is so funny
definitely jake ge literally is obsessed with wanting to be on tv any channel he can freak . Thank god he hardly gets air time
he looks old lately really old
He just tries too hard trying to engage the audience who weren’t interested trying to be funny with the Loose Women and failing just go on do your bit and piss off you bellend
I bet if he didn’t have the LW ‘presenting’ job today he wouldn’t have bothered coming home!
Just gutted I can’t share it on herealways try’s outstay his welcome . He thinks it’s about him when he’s only advertising a bloody comp sad act
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That video Twitter is so funny
ge literally is obsessed with wanting to be on tv any channel he can freak . Thank god he hardly gets air time
he looks old lately really old
I can’t understand Twitter but sombody shared it and two comments but cant see what they say can youJust gutted I can’t share it on here
Whilst Fakey is moaning how overworked and tired he is, Danny who has the actual lead role in the FM has auditioned whilst in rehearsals and scored himself another lead in Bonnie and Clyde the musical for when the FM ends. I suppose Fakeys not bothered about lining anything up as he’s got his huge TV career to fall back on 
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West end as wellWhilst Fakey is moaning how overworked and tired he is, Danny who has the actual lead role in the FM has auditioned whilst in rehearsals and scored himself another lead in Bonnie and Clyde the musical for when the FM ends. I suppose Fakeys not bothered about lining anything up as he’s got his huge TV career to fall back on
jake could never .
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Didn’t realise he’s playing Clyde wow that’s brilliant Jake will be jealous
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It’s the tour he’s doing I think so not West End but still obviously got a good work ethic and a sensible head on him, to line something up straight away for when the FM finishes. Fakey won’t bother because 1. If he manages to last that long he’ll need a few months off to recover and 2. He’s convinced he’ll have regular (I don’t mean 5 mins once a month) TV work by then cos he’s manifesting itWest end as well
jake could never .
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Didn’t realise he’s playing Clyde wow that’s brilliant Jake will be jealous
He looks worst than crackhead Dave down my street
I literally have no words
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Gosh those teeth look too big for his face now he’s so gaunt looking. He doesn’t look well at all!!
Please tell me he’s only sharing it on his stories (which is embarrassing enough) and he’s not done an actual post for it
Don't know whether to enter his competition, or use him to clean out my guttering.
And that is NOT a euphemism.
Like someone's glued a paintbrush to The Mask
And that is NOT a euphemism.
Like someone's glued a paintbrush to The Mask
It’s just on his stories just waiting for Polly to share it with what a dream client he is dopey cowPlease tell me he’s only sharing it on his stories (which is embarrassing enough) and he’s not done an actual post for it
I just know someone is going to use ^^ that as an avatar and freak me out every time I open the thread. I am cringing for him
Dear god jake your still excited over that 
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