Too much cock sucking...
Jake Quickenden #81 Fakey is a donkey that nobody admired, permanently injured and always oh so tired
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Apparently there was a standing ovation yeah alright fakey most of them can’t even get to their feet unaided! One interesting comment though he isn’t doing the November dates so he is taking the whole month off for the fight
His so fake and plastic look that dimples now a hole.
Neither his wife or his mother went to his big night you know the people who are supposed to love and support you
All those (cough) classy clothes she could of worn...
Neither his wife or his mother went to his big night you know the people who are supposed to love and support you
All those (cough) classy clothes she could of worn...
Friction , smouldering..... fire alarms going off...Can't believe the oldies have gone to see that shite, must be frustrated at home, but after seeing them on stage they will still have to get the KY Jelly out when they get home..lol
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Hugh, Pugh , Barney McGrew; Cuthbert, Dibble & Grub all sliding down the pole....
Stick some turkey teeth and a syrup on it and he looks like Raymond the Butternut Squash.
They will need their binoculars. Poor lives.
all women older than my Nan
He probably wants to do that so he can get out of work..don't give him ideas
I genuinely think he’s had cheek implants, maybe got a discount 2 for 1 when Flaps went for her latest lip filler.
Nooooooo!! Not the face of Boe! I love thé face of Boe!
Last night's audience
I think it’s his microphone, but because of the syrup they’ve hid it under that
For a couple that spend their lives online documenting anything and everything they can, very telling there was no public declaration from Flappy wishing him good luck on his opening night yesterday 
Did she forget cos she was too busy putting cheap, dirty, overpriced stuff on Vinted?
Did she forget cos she was too busy putting cheap, dirty, overpriced stuff on Vinted?She only sold one itemMust spend all day dressing up while Leo eats ice lolly’s.why is he saying only 8 months to go is it actually running for that long?Even his mum did not mention his first showGod she needs help with her addiction to talking about soaps it’s scary how into this tit she is
Must spend all day dressing up while Leo eats ice lolly’s.why is he saying only 8 months to go is it actually running for that long?Even his mum did not mention his first showGod she needs help with her addiction to talking about soaps it’s scary how into this tit she isIt’s on until April (at the moment) but they’ve got 5 weeks off over Xmas and New Year. Imagine on your first day though saying ‘only 8 months to go’ as if it’s already a choreShe only sold one item
If something else comes up he deems more worthy of him, he’ll bin this gig off without a moments notice.
SheFor a couple that spend their lives online documenting anything and everything they can, very telling there was no public declaration from Flappy wishing him good luck on his opening night yesterday
Why is he sharing his post again on his stories from last night? I assume it’s not got the engagement on it he was expecting Standing next to a box light on a street is hardly like having your name up in lights in the West End 
Get ready for more shared tags from him as well 
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if he appreciates the nice words, just DM them privately rather than putting their messages all over social media. Oh silly me he needs the validation and attention 
Standing next to a box light on a street is hardly like having your name up in lights in the West End Get ready for more shared tags from him as well Edited. Here we go
if he appreciates the nice words, just DM them privately rather than putting their messages all over social media. Oh silly me he needs the validation and attention Attachments
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He really thinks he’s the star of the show doesn’t heWhy is he sharing his post again on his stories from last night? I assume it’s not got the engagement on it he was expecting
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He's the dementor from Harry Potter! Sucks the life out of his victims!The thing with Fakey is, he just is so unlikeableI feel like he's one of those who literally sucks all the oxygen out of a room or whoever he is with, I mean look at Flaps now compared to when she was on Celebs go dating, like a different woman on that she was
the change in her since then is apparent.
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