Jake Quickenden #81 Fakey is a donkey that nobody admired, permanently injured and always oh so tired

[OnlyJustSaying]

This is exactly what I was going to say. He doesn’t need to stay in London. He only lives in Colchester, surely he can drive in like many other people manage to do every day!!

He probably stayed in London as the ‘job’ came with a hotel room. It’s a big money giveaway so they must have thrown a hotel in. He never stays when they do not put him up in a hotel.

 

[Turtledove58]

I feel like there are spies on here can't put my finger on it, but I have got this feeling ........

Definitely true!

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

I’ve never known any “Zelebrity” to do this! It shows a childish side as far as I’m concerned. Keep on validating your work Jake, you’ve nothing to look forward to after May 2024!

Well it’s a novelty, that’s why! He ain’t used it. Although he prolly sent them to himself.

 

[Redtea2]

See she’s following somewhere In Cornwall now.You think she’s got a office so she can beg all day? Try finding a way to give back flapsThe gifted playhouse bouncy castletwo car seats and a new buggy your child never uses.All those books and toys seen to get links added to be shoved into the cupboard

They disgust me
the constant begging is crazy
they have had no paid holidays in a year
the last so many holidays they have had are freebies .
surely to god Jake can see it makes them look bad !!
mind you jake fails to see how irrelevant he is

 

[Frosty knickers]

Why is he now always wearing the golf vest? Has Flappy sold his other clothes on vinted?

Cause he is a gay prick
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Just been on twitter there's a few fakey fan accounts,what are the chances at least 1 is him
He looks so ill,maybe his hoping to use it to get some time of work.
He was nearly dribbling over that million quid. I bet they didn't leave him alone with it

Found these belts though... I do miss fake potato

These are brilliant. Is fake potato gone?
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Is his twitter gone? Or has he blocked me

 

[Jessica_Rabbit]

Niknak was sat in the chair in his arm bands and you could see the garden in the side of the picture

Thanks Star where can I find it roughly Il have to go back to Sunday or Monday maybe??

 

[Inchhighprivateeye]

Just seen this post from a few weeks ago on the hotel Instagram grid. Obviously this is a freebie then as they’ve mentioned about being in partnership with him for their giveaway. Lead role though? I’m pretty sure Danny Hatchards is the lead role

Did they change it
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Did they change it

Ignore, it was a different post

 

[JazzFan]

Argh the face and hair touching in her videos, just stoppppp

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

And Adam is mmmmm to took at , unlike him

Exactly and no where near as cringe. He’s defo a proper family man too, unlike a play acting one such as lumpy faced Fakey.

 

[stargirl23]

Don’t all the z-listers get given them to promote and rave about it? Another company to avoid

I’ve seen about 10 people the last 2 weeks promoting them

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

Seems all her management do is get her free gifts and gifted holiday PR stays
in the style gave her a shit she blew that

What management? She does the begging herself all day long.

 

[Luvabitagoss]

What was the programme he was on during the week with the other full monty lads? Want to try find it on catch up!

 

[Ninki]

Southampton is very local. Shall I go autograph hunting?

“what’s your name?”
- “It’s Tatania, but my friends call me Tattle”

Same here. Very tempted

 

[MrsG03]

What's wrong with his thumb? I thought it was his little finger before?!

 

[Redtea2]

He must have been paid for the Dino now it’s over

 

[Justdee]

Paul may be older, and more time challenged, but I bet his not shoveling snow or roids,
Fakes been over doing it in the gym,the haggard look gives it away so is actually healthier?
Some.one.close.to me has a drink problem,the more they protest they've cut down the harder you have to look for the bottle,
I was watching earlier then had film round.so I put my phone.down and spen some lovely time with them,
To me that is making the most of every day.

No idea who this bloke in this shot is but he has valid points
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Omfg you guys today pages to catch up, love it been out all day, sounds like Sunday Brunch was a right fucking car crash honestly did we expect any less not from this prick no. Having a go at the host and just being his usual arsehole self those trousers are awful he was wearing scrawny veiny, old bastard he is

Been pissing myself at this thread today, Fakey and Flappy, the gift that keeps on giving, they just never stop. And sorry Flaps but the cat looked well fucked off at being away from home who takes a cat away, they ain't a dog ffs has she had more lip work, they look even worse than usual, old fucking sausage lips.

Another begged break away for them, what a pair of scrubbers they are

If it was a 5 hour drive she got back,picked spud up and pressure washed and tided up after her self quick,

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Now she’s advertising glossybox There’s more instahuns advertising GB than Estrid or Hello Fresh and that’s saying something She’s definitely on the bottom rung when it comes to brands using her to advertise. Most of the ‘influencers’ they use have already done their ads for GB this month. Flaps always seem to get these ‘ads’ later to promote than anyone else

 

[Bobby Orange]

God he looks minging state

He looks like a fucking ball sack.

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

He’s obsessed with LW and Lorraine
nobody will ever let him present on TV he’s to manic and unlikeable
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Wtf happened to her ?. She looks nothing like she did at all

No way is this our vinted seller, Sophie.

 

[VC10]

The thick cunt cannot string a sentence together. Was she dropped on her head as a baby?

30yrs old and looks like that.....

Spotty cunt.

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" dropped on her head as a baby" ....