Jake Quickenden #81 Fakey is a donkey that nobody admired, permanently injured and always oh so tired

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The tour wouldn’t pay a £100 a night for a room. It normally works that the cast get accommodation/travel expenses and then it’s up to them if they want to pay extra on top themselves to stop somewhere nicer than the budget given to them. The performers normally have to sort out their own hotels that’s why he started following loads a while back. I bet Flappy has grifted him some along the way.

Maybe it’s free then I can’t see him paying for that when they are so skint

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

Face only his mother could loveWhy has he got so many lines and wrinklesView attachment 2442949

Damnnnn I dread to think how bad he will look by Christmas. I reckon all skull and extra slack skin!
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He’s probably running the account himself said to them oh I’m great with social media I can promote and run the account and by that he meant promote himself

Probably lied about his social media engagement. They don’t realise it is shocking.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

I think the newest video is “who wants to win the most” @CrazyBaldhead . It’s probably about half way through where he’s asked for an autograph. There is literally nobody around apart from this lad stood waiting for jakes autograph

I've screenshot this Barbie as a reminder. I've got my paranormal ghost hunt on at 9pm. She's great. Linzi Steer - Ghosts of Britain on Facebook. Take a look. Excellent results.

 

[Stewart73]

this thread never disappoints

Best thread by far

 

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Meanwhile
jakey does get the scraps doesn’t he

 

[PrincessJeanie]

He’s probably running the account himself said to them oh I’m great with social media I can promote and run the account and by that he meant promote himself

I hadn’t thought of that We all know he would have been the first person to say he wants to do any promoting of the show that involves him being on the TV as well

 

[Turtledove58]

Fucking fat fish lips! In the top corner left, are they Fakeys gummie bears those facial expressions though

 

[mollyann]

Mummy sharing his video now god the entire family so desperate.Flaps death sharing and the woe me post that was quickly deleted.Not sure why the full Monty think saggy balls will bring in the crowds to see him without the filtersWill definitely be watching how much the ambassador gives his cancer charity from the takings in November

 

[Redtea2]

Funny when he’s in a nice hotel he always does a room tour. Shows how often he stays in travel lodges or premier inns This place is upwards of £80 a night and that’s just for the basic room, so he’s either got it free or very heavily discounted. I’ll screenshot all his stories that tag the hotel just in case

Full monty will be paying start of the tour isn’t it ?

 

[Redtea2]

I have so many questions about that last picture:

Why are both their teeth so white?
What is up with his Bisto tan?
Has he tagged his own song in it? Did he even release a single?

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Only to YouTube
wasn’t good

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

And the anxiety card being pulled again. Bore off you arsehole.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

And a gifted knife set. The utter shame of the cunt. Words fail.

So it was a nursery worker who passed away. Why did he get in on it then and do that pity party in the piss tub. He probably didn't know her ffs.

 

[Turtledove58]

Questionable moment flaps! You won’t respond

 

[stargirl23]

It’s CH4 sport but just type in stage to the cage and it comes up

Thank you! Want to see the difference between him and Paul which I’m sure is worlds apart

 

[plattyjoobs]

New thread Fakeys:

Jake Quickenden #82 Veiny sweaty wiggy piece of gristle, his 'career' is going down like a guided missile

Congratulations to @ShowMeThe Money for thw fab thread title, there’s some Full Monty tickets coming your way! Old thread: https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-81-fakey-is-a-donkey-that-nobody-admired-permanently-injured-and-always-oh-so-tired.41575/ So Fakey is now on tour and has been...

tattle.life

 

[Cady1954]

People are saying the fight ain’t fair anyway but Paul’s only doing it for charity
they saying jakes younger and got more time to train
you can see Paul isn’t ready to fight he ain’t got time to train he’s working and touring .
jake will win but Paul’s definitely sold the tickets for it .
love how everybody including the MMA training team tag Paul in stories but none give a shit about Jake .

Do you really think Jake will win?

 

[bargainhunt99]

OMG, my first ever thread title.
Thanks @Heneghs for the nomination, thanks @plattyjoobs for the new thread - and last but not least, thanks Val Doonican for your song!

Well done Chas.

 

[JazzFan]

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The tour wouldn’t pay a £100 a night for a room. It normally works that the cast get accommodation/travel expenses and then it’s up to them if they want to pay extra on top themselves to stop somewhere nicer than the budget given to them. The performers normally have to sort out their own hotels that’s why he started following loads a while back. I bet Flappy has grifted him some along the way.

Any other cast share where they are staying so it can be compared?

 

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How has she got the nerve to ask for £15 for that?! I sold a brand new dress that cost me £100 for £25, that’s an absolute piss take.

Delusional that’s why her business has been bust
if she used her brain she could have made bambi and bear good but she is thick
she isn’t likeable she’s like Jake both boring and can’t hold a decent conversation that’s why they have no friends
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£15 cheeky fucker you’d bin that.

I legit clear my wardrobe every month I hate having to much that I don’t wear
I always bin if it’s stained or take charity shop
if it was expensive I do use Vinted but I would never sell the tat she is

 

[Redtea2]

Does he literally only own that hideous granny vest
he’s not even wearing it right …. He looks silly