Jake Quickenden #81 Fakey is a donkey that nobody admired, permanently injured and always oh so tired

[Philimena cunk]

He looks like that ancient old actor Peter Wyngarde, now

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Jakey Wyngarde

Wasn't he, ahem, the other way?????

 

[Redtea2]

Great crowd what 20 old biddys

 

[PrincessJeanie]

Got it Princess! x

https://x.com/BRATTYBARBl/status/1703737323031015735?s=20

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Syrup-wearing crackhead. He looks so ill.

Thank you . So apt for him

 

[Philimena cunk]

Look at the child actor Lenny Rush, and then at Leo.....

 

[gagzi]

He’s a fucking embarrassment. Clearly read the one about not donating his money but not argued back on that one.

Are they in disguise!

 

[JMJandtheWeeDonkey!]

And the anxiety card being pulled again. Bore off you arsehole.

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Prick saying "ello". His neighbours letting him know he is a cunt for waking them up in the middle of the night. Sake!

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Well, if he thinks this hotel room is great then that just proves his standards are low. What a shithole.

As for getting his thumb checked out again just proves it was on his wanking hand to grip his tiny carrot cock whilst he's away. No woman would touch him with a fucking bargepole.

Do they ever have sex? I think the answer is very clear. It's a definite NO. She needs a fucking good seeing to. I hope she has a vibrator!

I would love to know who voted 'he'll complete the full tour - nasty trolls' in the poll. Polly Parrot anyone? Cunt.

Any Fakeys in Cheltenham with a sniper gun?

 

[stargirl23]

What was the programme he was on during the week with the other full monty lads? Want to try find it on catch up!

Bbc breakfast I think it was

 

[Redtea2]

Just seen this post from a few weeks ago on the hotel Instagram grid. Obviously this is a freebie then as they’ve mentioned about being in partnership with him for their giveaway. Lead role though? I’m pretty sure Danny Hatchards is the lead role

I said it would be free
The full Monty will get hotels to gift stays . Especially this time of year when hotels are pretty empty .
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That moment when you know that your overpriced Ali Express shit won’t sell! Great business woman

She be lucky to get the £3 back she paid

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

Old crater face and fakes teeth are doing my head in today!

Who is that slightly fresh faced bloke? He’s taking his photoshopping to another level.

 

[Redtea2]

This is exactly what I was going to say. He doesn’t need to stay in London. He only lives in Colchester, surely he can drive in like many other people manage to do every day!!

Likes to think he’s important
sad bastard

 

[PrincessJeanie]

She’s got far too much time on her hands and no my cat didn’t love it

 

[LilacLady53]

Jake when he's had the wrinkles in his face ironed out...
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Nooooooo!! Not the face of Boe! I love thé face of Boe!

 

[bargainhunt99]

He has no fat on his face at all now so his veins stick out, as do his teeth. If I didn't know better I would say he is trying to make himself ill

Wonder if he's got bulimia or anorexia?

 

[ChastityDingle]

Where on earth did he get the plastic trousers!?

 

[Redtea2]

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Posh I’ve been loads I wouldn’t say posh ffs To posh for him I suppose he can only afford McDonald’s
mind you probably can’t afford that either .

 

[JMJandtheWeeDonkey!]

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It's not even Pringle brand!

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

Amazed he hasn't been to the press saying Russell Brand groped him, he's that desperate for attention.
(Apologies to those involved with the above creep)

Give him time. He seizes any opportunity.

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

fuckin ell opening night and all them empty seats
all women older than my Nan

They will need their binoculars. Poor lives.

 

[allenby48]

So he’s donating his fee for the fight to Sarcoma ,does anyone know how much that would be