Jake Quickenden #81 Fakey is a donkey that nobody admired, permanently injured and always oh so tired

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He’s obsessed with LW and Lorraine
nobody will ever let him present on TV he’s to manic and unlikeable
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Wtf happened to her ?. She looks nothing like she did at all
That doesn't even look like Flappy in those pictures
 
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He’s obsessed with LW and Lorraine
nobody will ever let him present on TV he’s to manic and unlikeable
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Wtf happened to her ?. She looks nothing like she did at all
He’s that deluded he thinks that being on Lorraine and LW for 5 mins a few times a year makes him a TV ‘star’ Imagine bragging about being on TV on shows that probably don’t even get watched by 50,000 people
 
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He’s that deluded he thinks that being on Lorraine and LW for 5 mins a few times a year make him a TV ‘star’ Imagine bragging about being on TV on shows that probably don’t even get watched by 50,000 people
Never watched either in my life tbh
but cringe so hard when he goes on like he’s made it for being on tv fir two minutes . He must hate all these z listers getting work on tv and he can’t get a sniff
 
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Those clothes they put in him swamp him and are awful
Why always the damn drab beige colours, it’s awful
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What the hell is making him look so old and I'll? It's baffling
Coke
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The reel she posted, not once does she even look at Fred in that and he looks so awkward and uncomfortable!
The arms folded poor kid
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The reel she posted, not once does she even look at Fred in that and he looks so awkward and uncomfortable!
The arms folded poor kid
 
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He’s over doing it and the veins and lumps are showing the strain on his body.Home for 24 hours but has to work outIs he worried he’s not going to win? Bet the other blokes with normal body’s in the full Monty think Wtf when the topless twat is outside at tea time.Lorraine awful old hag so him and her a good match.
 
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He’s obsessed with LW and Lorraine
nobody will ever let him present on TV he’s to manic and unlikeable
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Wtf happened to her ?. She looks nothing like she did at all
I have so many questions about that last picture:

Why are both their teeth so white?
What is up with his Bisto tan?
Has he tagged his own song in it? Did he even release a single?

 
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As much as she deserves all the shit she gets from us on here it actually is quite concerning how much she's changed,she was beautiful and now she looks like she's had all of the life drained from her you've got a lot to answer for you nasty little prick Jake
 
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Unrecognisable!! She looks really Ill, drained, pale, I can’t put my finger on it but it’s a very drastic change in appearance.
 
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It's awful to see.

I am no fan of hers whatsoever, but my goodness if she left that abusive creep, it would be the best thing she ever did for both her own sake and for her children. I don't use the word abusive lightly. I genuinely believe that is a description of his behaviour towards her, towards the children and towards his mother.
 
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He drains the fucking life out of “working”!

Flaps has changed facially beyond recognition and definitely not for the better. As for the blood sucker, spouting, no rest for the wicked and you’ve got to chase what you want, it is working a part time job!!!!!!! It would kill him working 40 plus hours a week!
 

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He has posted that message to justify the fact that you could count on one hand the hours he actually spent with his family yesterday by the time he drove back then there is the gym and his lunchtime sleep bet he left for London around Leo’s bath/bedtime as for it all being for them yeah ok is that why every single penny goes into a single bank account in his name only?
 
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Oh dear………. Whoever this deluded person is, clearly thinks he’s worked his arse off since time began!
He’s written this himself. He always conveniently gets a message like that every time he ‘works’ away from home. If this was genuine why share it? He’s basically still letting everyone know he’s available for TV work by saying ‘I will fucking grab every opportunity’ cos he’s already desperate to bin the tour off. I bet he has had messages but more along the lines of why is he leaving his family on days when he doesn’t need to, etc….. and this made up message is his way of justifying it because something/someone has obviously pissed him off.
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Also it proves the lack of opportunities he actually gets if he takes everyone that’s handed to him
 
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