Jake Quickenden #81 Fakey is a donkey that nobody admired, permanently injured and always oh so tired

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Livia Fantasy

Watched my eldest play football this morning. On the pitch next to us was a men’s game, and the red team’s number 10 looked EXACTLY like Fakey. Same hair “cut”, shit tats, turkey smile. Honestly, you’d have all done a double-take.

Obviously not him, but I asked one of their people watching who the teams were and what league etc.

It was their VETERANS. Over 40s
 
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PrincessJeanie

OnlyJustSaying said:
Has Fakey said anything about Adam Thomas easily making it on to Strictly? He did it without begging and crying all over the media as he did.
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To be honest Adam has been begging and planting stories in the press for years about doing SCD, just like Fakey. He’s not popular on the SCD thread at all. Adam and Fakey are both quite similar imo. I’d imagine the only reason Adam got Strictly was because he works on the BBC and is a more well known face than Fakey.
 
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ChastityDingle

Adam is known for STARRING in Emmerdale and Waterloo Road, according to himself.
But yes, definitely has been begging to take part and always had a better chance of it actually happening.

I would be more of a celeb than Fakey (I'm not a celeb, despite my username)
 
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spambuca

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omg he has just come out the gym dripping in sweat and getting in their car.....
no shower....omg
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I was just going to say the same - absolutely sweating and stinking getting into the car - absolutely vile little man
 
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ChloBo_81

Interesting how she said she's only suffered from depression in the last two years. That's what being married to him and having Maris does to you. Oh and also being jobless and skint!
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mollyann said:
He needs to just go away is disturbing how awful he looksView attachment 2454933View attachment 2454932
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Jesus. Not only is he absolutely HONKING but those veins in his head look like they belong on a Halloween mask
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Agreed, don't like him either, he's just not as obvious with the begging as Fakey, plus he already had a leg up with the BBC as he's in Waterloo Road. I see quite a few of the cast already work with the BBC: Adam, Zara, Nikita, probably more but they're the only names I've seen as I don't watch the show.

I have to say I've never even heard of Nikita. It must really gall Fakey that he's overlooked every year. We keep telling him how off-putting sheer desperation is but he still won't learn!
 
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Robin71

Look at the body language!! There is no love or closeness there at all it’s all show for the gram bet he made her wear that jacket aswell to match him the sad twat
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trine

He really does treat Spud like a performing monkey. Absolute worst father ever.
 
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PrincessJeanie

Robin71 said:
Look at the body language!! There is no love or closeness there at all it’s all show for the gram bet he made her wear that jacket aswell to match him the sad twat
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and even though the picture is filtered to fuck, they both still look in their forties
 
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ChastityDingle

Robin71 said:
Look at the body language!! There is no love or closeness there at all it’s all show for the gram bet he made her wear that jacket aswell to match him the sad twat
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Exactly. It's like a selfie taken with some random acquaintance you met in the pub or at a concert and will never meet again.
 
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Cleopops

Rinse and fucking repeat with this clown, reassuring to be know you don't have to follow every post on here, it will be exactly the same shite if you miss a day or a month. On the flip side, he is the gift that keeps on giving, whenever you think he can't get any more cringeworthy, ridiculous, stupid, embarrassing or nasty he does the best thread on Tattle, and it's all down to his performance...hey Jake THIS is your big break bro, you ain't getting bigger than this mate
 
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Robin71

Here it is! The post of spud for maximum engagement! He is absolutely vile! Plus is it just me or is the potato not walking properly there?
 
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Turmeric123

Robin71 said:
Here it is! The post of spud for maximum engagement! He is absolutely vile! Plus is it just me or is the potato not walking properly there?
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I thought his walk was strange too - hard to explain how exactly but doesnt look right
But it's OK his selfish parents say he is exactly where he needs to be and won't have him checked over
 
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stargirl23

He’s trying to twist side to side while walking which makes it look weird. When he’s actually walking it looks normal to me
 
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JazzFan

£93 - £15 is £85 according to Zelda and she does his accounts??
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Robin71 said:
I thought his walk was strange too - hard to explain how exactly but doesnt look right
But it's OK his selfish parents say he is exactly where he needs to be and won't have him checked over
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Didn’t Jake say the nursery worker said he was advanced when they had the first parents meeting?? Might be another beggy influencer I’m confused with
 
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