Wouldn't surprise me in the slightest.He has no fat on his face at all now so his veins stick out, as do his teeth. If I didn't know better I would say he is trying to make himself ill
I knew I'd seen that outfit before.....I have an image of all the nans in the audience, knitting needles busy, making more little sleeveless jumpers for him. Competing for wilder and wilder patterns as they go along.
Absolutely howlingOde for the Prickenden’s
Fakey is stinking of lager and piss
Surely that’s something his wife won’t miss
Flappy’’s to busy sending her shit back
And her husband is just a total ball sack
Time with Nik Nak would be better spent
Doesn’t she realise her husband is bent
Money is tight so she sells on vinted
He spends freely so they will never be minted
Every day starts him in his piss tub
Grief thieving/preaching whilst having a rub
Crappy jobs earning just a few pennies
His main audiences are people with tennes
Strangers having photos who is this mug
Ladies look closer and see his naff rug
Haircut looming oh what a joke
Obviously I’d rather have me some coke
Off on Sunday to see flaps and the kids
Hoping she’s sold to give me some quids
Everyone clapping and going quite silly
Maybe it’s because of my little short willy
I’m famous now don’t you know
So cheers everyone I must go
ThanksAbsolutely howling
Your poems make my day whenever I readThanksnot done one for a while thought I would give you all a little treat for the weekend
Great that she mentioned Dan is the main man on the show. Are we sure it isn’t Fakey, the way he carries on! Saddo!The same lady who Fakey shared on his story has said this about Danny. Difference is Danny hasn’t felt the need to share it on his Instagram
With matching cock cosy because 'bless him, it's obviously cold'.I have an image of all the nans in the audience, knitting needles busy, making more little sleeveless jumpers for him. Competing for wilder and wilder patterns as they go along.
Wonder if he's got bulimia or anorexia?He has no fat on his face at all now so his veins stick out, as do his teeth. If I didn't know better I would say he is trying to make himself ill
He will when he’s read hereWonder if he's got bulimia or anorexia?
Ode for the Prickenden’s
Fakey is stinking of lager and piss
Surely that’s something his wife won’t miss
Flappy’’s to busy sending her shit back
And her husband is just a total ball sack
Time with Nik Nak would be better spent
Doesn’t she realise her husband is bent
Money is tight so she sells on vinted
He spends freely so they will never be minted
Every day starts him in his piss tub
Grief thieving/preaching whilst having a rub
Crappy jobs earning just a few pennies
His main audiences are people with tennes
Strangers having photos who is this mug
Ladies look closer and see his naff rug
Haircut looming oh what a joke
Obviously I’d rather have me some coke
Off on Sunday to see flaps and the kids
Hoping she’s sold to give me some quids
Everyone clapping and going quite silly
Maybe it’s because of my little short willy
I’m famous now don’t you know
So cheers everyone I must go
He needs his spud/family Insta content. He’ll post a photo and say how he misses them and he’s doing it all for themHow will he cope with 2 shows & then driving home? He'll be moaning about how knackered he is tomorrow but he's got to see the family
He will now after reading on hereI'm waiting for him to post about Ben Cull. Him being an ambassador and all that .
I doubt it but I think that’s an angle he might be looking at playing on. For the amount he trains, he eats more than a tin of tuna for lunch or toast and fruit for breakfast. If he didn’t he wouldn’t be able to physically do what he does.Wonder if he's got bulimia or anorexia?
He looks like he’d peck your face off with that honker!The first pic filtered to fuck..look how he's looking at the camera when he sees the fake him. Looks like he'd eat himself the weird cunt. Next pics reality..yes Fakey Jakey that is what you really look like. Gross!
His gratitude will carry him homeHow will he cope with 2 shows & then driving home? He'll be moaning about how knackered he is tomorrow but he's got to see the family
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