Jake Quickenden #81 Fakey is a donkey that nobody admired, permanently injured and always oh so tired

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He looks like that ancient old actor Peter Wyngarde, now




Jakey Wyngarde
 
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See she’s following somewhere In Cornwall now.You think she’s got a office so she can beg all day? Try finding a way to give back flapsThe gifted playhouse bouncy castletwo car seats and a new buggy your child never uses.All those books and toys seen to get links added to be shoved into the cupboard
 
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They disgust me
the constant begging is crazy
they have had no paid holidays in a year
the last so many holidays they have had are freebies .
surely to god Jake can see it makes them look bad !!
mind you jake fails to see how irrelevant he is
 
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Thought prick didn't take pics of his meals..another lie! Maybe that's why is nose is getting so huge. Pinochio!
 
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I don’t know why but after looking at the FMs ig page, they’re definitely using him as the main draw He features in all of the last 6 posts and is in all 3 of the pinned posts as well One thing I noticed straight away was the difference in his face now from when he did the promo shots only a couple of months ago
 

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Mummy sharing his video now god the entire family so desperate.Flaps death sharing and the woe me post that was quickly deleted.Not sure why the full Monty think saggy balls will bring in the crowds to see him without the filtersWill definitely be watching how much the ambassador gives his cancer charity from the takings in November
 
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None of the others want attention that’s why .
dan does his job well he won’t want to be all over the full monty page .
jakes the only one who will take his kit off and have it posted all over social media
 
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He’s probably running the account himself said to them oh I’m great with social media I can promote and run the account and by that he meant promote himself
 
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I bet he told her to share it. I’m sure that’s why Flappy shares so many of his posts is cos he tells her to. I hadn’t really looked at his engagement lately but it’s pretty piss poor. Even the grief thieving Oliver reel didn’t get that many likes on it when you think he’s allegedly got over a million followers
 
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What is it with these two! The constant need to film yourself is off the scale! That deliberate pose is
I have noticed he loves a selfie and has extreme vanity espacially a selfie where he shows his body. I use to fancy him but he is more appealing to the male eye these days.

I do think he looks unwell? Underweight maybe?
 
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He’s probably running the account himself said to them oh I’m great with social media I can promote and run the account and by that he meant promote himself
I hadn’t thought of that We all know he would have been the first person to say he wants to do any promoting of the show that involves him being on the TV as well
 
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I looked at other peoples I sat yesterday with less followers than him that had over 90k likes over post
for a million followers his likes are shit . He’s lucky to get 20k . Only ever gets a lot when he posts dead relatives even then it’s never much . Stacy Solomon posts and gets hundreds thousands likes per post
 
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He’s probably running the account himself said to them oh I’m great with social media I can promote and run the account and by that he meant promote himself
Try & earn himself a few extra quid being the FM SM expert
 
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Face only his mother could loveWhy has he got so many lines and wrinklesView attachment 2442949
Damnnnn I dread to think how bad he will look by Christmas. I reckon all skull and extra slack skin!
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He’s probably running the account himself said to them oh I’m great with social media I can promote and run the account and by that he meant promote himself
Probably lied about his social media engagement. They don’t realise it is shocking.
 
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