Jake Quickenden #79 Face like a scrotum, hair's an iced gem, how long until he mentions the dead again?

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Here's the story of a beggy couple....
Who was bringing up a brat that's called Maris........
Both of them..... have grasping fingers
They are both a bloody nightmare.

Here's the story, of a bag called Zelda......
Who was busy with Internetting her whole life....
Legs Akimbo,Fags & incessant filming -
No wonder no bleep likes them..........

Till the one day when these beggars met this Tattle
And they knew it was much more than a hunch,
That this group would soon become unstuck -
That's the way Tattle calls out this grifting Bunch.

This Grifting Bunch....
This Grifting Bunch.....
That's the way this Tattle boots these begging cunts.............



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He’s doing it all again tomorrow guys he is going to WORK! Isn’t that the hobbit bathroom? Enjoy sleeping alone loser the wife is probably dreaming of Eyal anyway 😂
That mirror looks cheap and not properly secured! Can’t he do any DIY?!!!
 
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Has he actually ever worked for longer than a few days/weeks in his life ?! Jesus he needs to get a grip
 
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He’s doing it all again tomorrow guys he is going to WORK! Isn’t that the hobbit bathroom? Enjoy sleeping alone loser the wife is probably dreaming of Eyal anyway 😂
😃😆😆 Flapz Akip.........

""" mmmm mmmmm eyal....... mmmmmm you're so lovely........

Mmmmm...mmmmmm eyal .

Oooooooo , you've got a massive one compared to my fakeys """"

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****** WAKES UP ******


**** turns over and sees...........****
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Jeeezus wept - he could be the stand In for a Meg film, all teeth and dead behind the eyes 😬
 
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Let’s remind ourselves. This halfwit is THIRTY FIVE and claims he’s straight 🤨
This photo says otherwise, posing like a teenager , looking like a grubby old perv 🤢
I’m so embarrassed for him.
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GUYS... I'm up (And before 5am Fakey) for my THIRD day of work this week.

I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF ME JAKE!!!!!
 
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🐔 Those superimposed stomach lumps had me rolling about, plus the arm over the door...:LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL:...WTF.....
 
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He really is a walking talking ick🤢🤢We all know his body does not look like that sad idiot.Hey ho hey ho it’s of to work I go🤣🤣Never have I seen a grown arse man announce every day that he’s of to work.Flaps quiet to busy sending her awful clothes back and flogging tit on marketplace😡😡
 
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Guess what. Already been on to let everyone know he’s off to rehearsals today and he’s been to the gym 😂 oh and we’ve got this little gem to read this morning ⬇
 

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Guess what. Already been on to let everyone know he’s off to rehearsals today and he’s been to the gym 😂 oh and we’ve got this little gem to read this morning ⬇
He's such a ray of sunshine first thing in the morning! What a prick.

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Is this a new syrup? Looks longer. 🤔

 
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He must play the Hi ho hi ho song at full blast out his car stereo - just so the neighbours know where he's off to.
 
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Wonder if he's pondering a only fans with last nights pic. He loves himself that much I bet he's dying to do it!!!!

It actually made me feel a little sick 🤢 he's starting to look like a grandad!!
 
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Wonder if he's pondering a only fans with last nights pic. He loves himself that much I bet he's dying to do it!!!!

It actually made me feel a little sick 🤢 he's starting to look like a grandad!!
He’d absolutely love to do OF but he’s said so many times he would never do it because he wants a ‘proper’ career 🙄 To do it now he’d be admitting that any chance of him getting TV work is indeed over. Aargh imagine paying to look at that 🤮
 
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And you would need a magnifying glass to find his :m.Let’s see if scary bird says her beloved Jake coming this weekend.Does she ever see her other grandchildren as never mentions them.Her other son lives round the corner she a weird old hag.
 
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