If he is, it will no doubt be as Flappys plus one again. If he isn’t he’ll say he’s turned it down cos of having to rehearse
Jake Quickenden #79 Face like a scrotum, hair's an iced gem, how long until he mentions the dead again?
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Oh my days he's not wired right is he this one. Who the duck does a happy birthday post to themselves to post online. Could he love himself anymore! Just when you think he couldn't get any worse he always seems to succeedHis birthday post to himself for those that are blocked. Has to mention he’s away by himself ‘working’ and of course the dead relativesIt’s desperate enough doing a birthday post to yourself but the things he’s written
Still can’t believe he’s only 35
He makes me sooooo sick. He isn’t doing anything for anyone else. He does all these crappy jobs for himself so he has a bit of pocket money. I see he mentioned Premier Inn as he’s still hoping he gets a deal with them.His birthday post to himself for those that are blocked. Has to mention he’s away by himself ‘working’ and of course the dead relatives
Yes they’re so proud of him'To make them proud.'
I'm not sure there's anything in his life to be proud of. He treats his family so horribly, he can't hold down a job and is just overall a spite-filled, vacuous and lazy creature, who shamelessly uses the dead for engagement.
they’ve not even bothered once to go and see him dress up and perform as a RaRa. Spending his birthday at Butlins so why couldn’t they have all gone?---
I like how she’s included herself in 3 of the 4 photos on her birthday post to himHappy birthday to my baby dad
although the photos she has picked are absolutely hideous
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If he is baby Dino today, how desperate must he seriously be to be doing that on his birthday. Thing is the show doesn’t start until the afternoon so why couldn’t Flappy and the boys travel last night to meet him and then spend the morning with him and go to Butlins this afternoon? Her post to him isn’t particularly a loving one imo and it’s win win for her cos it’s helping her insta engagement go up
Now he’s sharing his birthday post to himself on his stories
Now he’s sharing his birthday post to himself on his stories
Thirty five today, Happy Birthday to me!
Are you really sure? You look fifty three
Are you really sure? You look fifty three
Can we get a "fake quickenden is 72 years old" going on this thread?Thirty five today, Happy Birthday to me!
Are you really sure? You look fifty three
Next thread title! Right there!Thirty five today, Happy Birthday to me!
Are you really sure? You look fifty three
Exactly. Show good example to his kids, as well as being able to pay the bills, not relying on handouts and two minutes 'blink and you miss them' tv appearances. Oh and mysterious work that entails being away on his wedding night and birthday.
Nobody should be ashamed of honest work, imo. Own it and bring the family along for the day, you absolute idiot.
1 word = LoserHis birthday post to himself for those that are blocked. Has to mention he’s away by himself ‘working’ and of course the dead relatives
The mind boggles with this one, it’s really hard to get my head around his bizarre teenager like mentality
Nah his birthday posts are cracking me up
The one from his mum is from about 15 years ago when he didn’t have wrinkles like an old man’s scrotum, then he posts ANOTHER one to himself with cover music “I’m a Masterpiece”
how vain?
Deluded bro
The one from his mum is from about 15 years ago when he didn’t have wrinkles like an old man’s scrotum, then he posts ANOTHER one to himself with cover music “I’m a Masterpiece”
how vain?Deluded bro
Is it fakeys birthday today? He’s not mentioned it
Ah how sweet - and how photoshopped, his nose is certainly nowt like that!
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So this week we’ve got the wedding anniversary tomorrow, possibly the NTAs on Tuesday and then the anniversary of Oliver’s passing on Friday so get ready for more vomit inducing content from him. I really detest people that wish themselves a happy birthday on social media and then share any messages they get from other people on their stories . Let’s see how many of his so called z lister mates wish him a happy birthday today and I don’t mean on his attention seeking grid post. I mean on their actual stories for him to share.
. Let’s see how many of his so called z lister mates wish him a happy birthday today and I don’t mean on his attention seeking grid post. I mean on their actual stories for him to share.
Here we go!
"I'm a masterpiece?"
More like a ringpiece. Ugly, wrinkly old scrote.
"I'm a masterpiece?"
More like a ringpiece. Ugly, wrinkly old scrote.
He’s got to do it cos no other fucker willWhere zelda find that picture is it even him lolSomeone please tell him to stop now the admiration for himself making me
Funny how he’s ‘working’ all weekend but he’s finding the time to post about himself and share birthday wishes off of random people on Instagram. He thinks it makes him look popular. Nope it makes him look sad and desperate as usual.Decent picture of him from when he was about 21 and didn't have those stupid Mister Ed horse teeth that are too big for his jaw- and the weight loss makes them protrude even more! Zelda should have used a more current picture as she's done him dirty thereNah his birthday posts are cracking me up
The one from his mum is from about 15 years ago when he didn’t have wrinkles like an old man’s scrotum, then he posts ANOTHER one to himself with cover music “I’m a Masterpiece”
Deluded bro
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As for his own egotistical post- clearly he's not had enough of the Tena Brigade fawning all his scrawny body today!
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