‘More like a ring piece’Here we go!
"I'm a masterpiece?"
More like a ringpiece. Ugly, wrinkly old scrote.
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I’m dead The first pic doesn't even look like himNah his birthday posts are cracking me up
The one from his mum is from about 15 years ago when he didn’t have wrinkles like an old man’s scrotum, then he posts ANOTHER one to himself with cover music “I’m a Masterpiece”how vain?
Deluded bro
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I think Jake actually deserves a bingo for this post @CrazyBaldhead he's covered all basesHis birthday post to himself for those that are blocked. Has to mention he’s away by himself ‘working’ and of course the dead relativesIt’s desperate enough doing a birthday post to yourself but the things he’s written
Still can’t believe he’s only 35
I think he’s having a competition with himself to see if he can mention that it’s his birthday as many times as he’s mentioned that he’s been working this week 
What an absolute twunt. If he had any friends you'd hope they'd have a word that there's a time to stop chasing fame and get an actual job. Fame and dreams are clearly running fasterNah his birthday posts are cracking me up
The one from his mum is from about 15 years ago when he didn’t have wrinkles like an old man’s scrotum, then he posts ANOTHER one to himself with cover music “I’m a Masterpiece”
Deluded bro
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)He’s only 35??!! I don’t know why he’s complaining about being in a Premier Inn it’ll be like being in a 5 star hotel for him compared to his house.His birthday post to himself for those that are blocked. Has to mention he’s away by himself ‘working’ and of course the dead relatives
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He really is one sad mother f er.Bet she was pushed into posting as he certainly didn’t for her 30th.Image now sharing your own post onto your stories he’s such a lonely saggy old man
Love a premier Inn me. Just own it Jake. You're just like us 'normal' folk. But obviously more twattishHe’s only 35??!! I don’t know why he’s complaining about being in a Premier Inn it’ll be like being in a 5 star hotel for him compared to his house.
Currently away from his loved ones does he mean Polly
It's the road to 36. Sad bleepOnly 366 days until his birthday. The boring bleep might start a countdown soon.
(edit: leap year
duck me, a birthday post dedicated to HIMSELF!!His birthday post to himself for those that are blocked. Has to mention he’s away by himself ‘working’ and of course the dead relatives
Tell me you're a sad, lonely, pathetic, attention seeking desperado without actually telling me.... I felt a sad old fanny just mentioning it on here in another thread when it was mineduck me, a birthday post dedicated to HIMSELF!!
(Jack Monroe, something like “cmon jack, do a chaos for my birthday) after a bottle of two of red wine Well done tattlers on a remarkable 80 threads 🫢 courtesy of Fakey and Flappy! Lets all post a comment on our 80th thread saying how great we are what a prick! I wonder if Zelda will do a personal birthday shout out to Jacob? well considering she didn’t wish his son/her grandson a happy birthday and went offline we will have to wait and see 🥱🥱🥱Yep she’s done a story, tagged him and a personal shout out to her beloved son. She’s as fame hungry as he isHappy 80th birthday to match you’re upcoming 80th tattle thread prick
Think it's a knock at us saying how old he looks can see her hunting that photo out.. sad cow..
