Have you forgotten his presenting jobs- 3 minute slot and never to be repeatedHard work does pay offwtf would he know about hard work? Seriously? Has he ever actually held down a job!
That's hard work
Jake Quickenden #79 Face like a scrotum, hair's an iced gem, how long until he mentions the dead again?
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That's hard work
I’m still totally not over the embarrassment of his mosquito ad
Just look at Flapz. Dumb witch thinks she’s hilarious. She’s dumber than I thought to have blatantly referenced Zara yesterday as if she won’t bite off their hand if they offered her their products to show online! She’s probably pissed off as they have most likely ignored the 100s of emails she sent them begging for clothes. Fast fashion my ass. No wonder she married Fakey as they have the same extra low IQ! She obviously has short term memory loss as she promotes any brand that will use her and has no scruples.WTF is her latest TikTok about
It might be like Murder on the Orient Express - the neighbours and all the people involved in the Full Monty and everyone he ever worked with, would help so it couldn't be pinned on anyone...Welcome! The Wiki's had a revamp and well worth a read. It certainly will show you how fake these two are!
She's getting ready for prison duties after she's drowned the bleep in his piss tub!
Let’s also not forget the motato ad where he was on a delivery bike handing sandwiches out on the streets of Liverpool
Does Fakey realise Strictly is much harder WORK than him currently sitting on his arse reading lines?
It's all public vote, who would actually vote for him? He'll be sitting in his ice bucket after week 1 crying because he's been voted off. There's been really good dancers voted off in previous years early, just because they haven't been popular with the public. Poor little sensitive sausage Fakey wouldn't cope with the criticism.
It's all public vote, who would actually vote for him? He'll be sitting in his ice bucket after week 1 crying because he's been voted off. There's been really good dancers voted off in previous years early, just because they haven't been popular with the public. Poor little sensitive sausage Fakey wouldn't cope with the criticism.
I need to get mozzie repellant as we are off to Rhodes this month but I refuse to buy jungle formula now!! Tried Avon skin so soft last year and the only time I got bitten was when I wore it!!
watching the current celebs go dating and found a clip of Sophie in it. Can’t believe how different she is, both in looks, voice and mannerisms.
They dumped him in the weekend slot when no one is watchingShe looks ridiculous she can’t act for tit . Not even funny but most other Tipton users I would laugh at
as for spending habits
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Classing this as work the idiot
two minutes in a breakfast show is work ….. he’s not normal
Is this old faggot going to cite on BBC breakfast what fun and that it’s hard working for the first time since 2022! I want him to twit about giving the BBC a definite reason not to put him on strictly!
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Been getting the wig cut ready for tomorrow
It's so obvious it's one of those hair systems I too hope he fucks up so strictly will never touch him
can you imagine if he got on there, he'd be totally unbearable
We all knew he’d have to share on his stories that he’s got a two minute slot on TV tomorrow 
I notice he’s wearing his beige trousers yet again today 
Wonder what delight he’ll wear for his huge appearance on the BBC tomorrow Nope I won’t be taking one for the team
I notice he’s wearing his beige trousers yet again today Wonder what delight he’ll wear for his huge appearance on the BBC tomorrow Nope I won’t be taking one for the team 
And neither will I lolsWe all knew he’d have to share on his stories that he’s got a two minute slot on TV tomorrow
Showing his birthday card to try and prove they actually like him haha - sad act!
That really is tragic
imagine being 35 years old and showing a birthday card you’ve received from your work colleagues to a bunch of strangers online, just to try and prove that people supposedly like you 
Jack Skipper is hilarious. I always think a lot of his posts are taking the piss out of old FakeyDunno how to add but watch Jack Skippers Tiktok (4th one from top) he must follow Jake for inspiration, his videos are hilarious
It will never happen as we know, he won't get within an ass's roar of Strictly, but I enjoy imagining him arguing with the judges.
And yes, spot on, he would not be able to cope with the criticism or lack of votes. And the fact that it is so hard, physically, from what the participants say.
There would be no time for lying around in a barrel either
. And his partner whoever the unlucky sod would be, would be the one faking illness after a day or two dealing with him.Another interview he’s done recently which again proves everything we all say about him. He’s not interested in having an actual career. He just wants to be on TV, be famous and get as much money as he can. He’s already been on probably the highest paid reality TV shows and look where that’s got him financially He calls himself a TV presenter and actor but is touting himself for any reality show going. He’s an absolute joke and wonders why he struggles to get any decent work. bleeping muppet
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