Jake Quickenden #79 Face like a scrotum, hair's an iced gem, how long until he mentions the dead again?

[Jessica_Rabbit]

Hahaha she never cleans that floor

OMG that’s the first time ive ever seen that floor clean who did she copy that tiktok from?
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It wasn't that vid with the blond pillock was it?? Talk about loving himself....as bad as Cunty chops.

What’s this? another fwend??? Suprised he didn’t put it on insta? Anyway tattlers are always watching Fakey boi

 

[brat13]

She’s as bad as him copying other peoples ideas from tik tok her face is the same shape as a bleeping PlayStation controller

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

I don't comment on this thread but just thought I would ha!! For someone to be in peak condition, I have never seen anyone age so much!?!
He would be safer laying off it a bit, he looks way older from he has got fitter!!
My 2 pennies worth

Welcome! The Wiki's had a revamp and well worth a read. It certainly will show you how fake these two are!
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Comments brutal about the loose women live loads saying who would buy tickets for that tit

Who on earth would buy tickets for that shite seriously?
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Did you just copy and past this from last September and the year before that and before that lol 🥱🥱🥱
Someone said last year that its like Fakey has a script for each season, so winter and christmas its Death and even more anxiety and commenting on DOI and IAC He’s so predictable and boring 🥱 change the script and bore off Fakey! I wonder will this morning have him on this year “presenting” about Im a celebrity again He was on the sofa for one appearance for 5 minutes FFS it was NOT presenting Polly you absolute head! Speaking of Polly/Silly./Popeye where has Polly gone? Is she still his publicist or did Flaps get jealous or presumably he didn’t pay her?? thought they were old buddies??? I’ll await for Polly to post something or come on the thread, Hi Polly we know you love tattle and not just this thread (she is also a KP fan girl ) Morning Polly , Flappy and Fakey and to you also Zelda

Yeah, that bleeping Penfold twit!

We see you Polly Parrot!
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WTF is her latest TikTok about

She's getting ready for prison duties after she's drowned the bleep in his piss tub!

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

WTF is her latest TikTok about

Please let that be Fakey's toothbrush. Not that he ever uses it.

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Please let that be Fakey's toothbrush. Not that he ever uses it.

I hope she stuck it in the piss tub, up her hole and Purdey's litter tray!

 

[PrincessJeanie]

He’s done yet another interview begging to go on SCD. Still bleating on he’s not asked only because of DOI. He should do his research. Angela Rippon briefly appeared on DOI so that’s his theory blown out the water I’ve red ringed the bits that stood out for me ie anxiety & mental health and the last page of the interview especially

 

[Jane_Mcdonald]

It wasn't that vid with the blond pillock was it?? Talk about loving himself....as bad as Cunty chops.

Ahhhhhh yes @Philimena cunk it was was dying watching it

 

[Nixxs]

OMG that’s the first time ive ever seen that floor clean who did she copy that tiktok from?
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What’s this? another fwend??? Suprised he didn’t put it on insta? Anyway tattlers are always watching Fakey boi

BIB
I'm sure I saw zara do it, could be wrong, but I've seen it elsewhere this week

 

[Cady1954]

Hard work pays off? What hard work? You got the bit part playing the gay guy that nobody else wanted lot of the cast are drama school and theatre trained they’ve worked hard which is why they’ve done so much tv unlike you panto boy

Omfg is his character gay???

 

[Redtea2]

WTF is her latest TikTok about

She looks ridiculous she can’t act for tit . Not even funny but most other Tipton users I would laugh at
as for spending habits they are both broke FFS
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Classing this as work the idiot
two minutes in a breakfast show is work ….. he’s not normal

 

[Jessica_Rabbit]

He’s done yet another interview begging to go on SCD. Still bleating on he’s not asked only because of DOI. He should do his research. Angela Rippon briefly appeared on DOI so that’s his theory blown out the water I’ve red ringed the bits that stood out for me ie anxiety & mental health and the last page of the interview especially

There is no bleeping “rule” why does he keep saying this!! Obviously because they don’t want him he’s gone and made this crap up! What’s he like name dropping like he knows these people… Adam Thomas is my mate Jeff Braziers lad He doesn’t know these people! Bobby (and Jeff) Brazier is more know than Fakey

 

[Redtea2]

There is no bleeping “rule” why does he keep saying this!! Obviously because they don’t want him he’s gone and made this crap up! What’s he like name dropping like he knows these people… Adam Thomas is my mate Jeff Braziers lad He doesn’t know these people! Bobby (and Jeff) Brazier is more know than Fakey

Because he’s bitter he didn’t get asked . Like others said they have had people do both .
he knows now that at his age nothing he can go on he’s done the main shows and no way will strictly have him
sooner he wakes up and realises he’s a nobody the better . He hates being stuck in pants he’s not humble at all he hates it .
he has to do it to pay his bills . Loose women and Lorraine ain’t going to keep giving him five minutes and this morning can’t stand him . Polly knows ITV bosses but can’t manage to get him any decent work . Only think left to do is panto

and I wouldn’t put him last doing a grief documentary

 

[PrincessJeanie]

There is no bleeping “rule” why does he keep saying this!! Obviously because they don’t want him he’s gone and made this crap up! What’s he like name dropping like he knows these people… Adam Thomas is my mate Jeff Braziers lad He doesn’t know these people! Bobby (and Jeff) Brazier is more know than Fakey

Thing is the more he does these interviews, the more desperate he comes across and the more stupid he looks. Especially when what he’s saying is proven BS. It’s the arrogance of him implying that he’d be the first one asked if the alleged rule changed. As for him saying he puts Soph and the kids before himself
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She looks ridiculous she can’t act for tit . Not even funny but most other Tipton users I would laugh at
as for spending habits they are both broke FFS
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Classing this as work the idiot
two minutes in a breakfast show is work ….. he’s not normal

That’s why he’s stopping at Mummys then. As he’s on the BBC, he’ll probably do a TV appeal for Strictly I bet he’ll be putting his scheduled TV appearance on his stories later

 

[Redtea2]

Thing is the more he does these interviews, the more desperate he comes across and the more stupid he looks. Especially when what he’s saying is proven BS. It’s the arrogance of him implying that he’d be the first one asked if the alleged rule changed. As for him saying he puts Soph and the kids before himself
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That’s why he’s stopping at Mummys then. As he’s on the BBC, he’ll probably do a TV appeal for Strictly I bet he’ll be putting his scheduled TV appearance on his stories later

It will be hard for him to not promote himself ….after all he’s only on bbc breakfast for the show to promote it .
no doubt he will be over the top talking over the others and being a utter prick
I won’t be watching I’m out tonight and don’t watch that tit anyway

 

[Philimena cunk]

He’s done yet another interview begging to go on SCD. Still bleating on he’s not asked only because of DOI. He should do his research. Angela Rippon briefly appeared on DOI so that’s his theory blown out the water I’ve red ringed the bits that stood out for me ie anxiety & mental health and the last page of the interview especially

bleeping hell. This bleep couldn't lie straight in bed ....
Hopefully the BBC checks tattle to be put straight about the lying fucker....
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It will be hard for him to not promote himself ….after all he’s only on bbc breakfast for the show to promote it .
no doubt he will be over the top talking over the others and being a utter prick
I won’t be watching I’m out tonight and don’t watch that tit anyway

Wonder if baked potato will run into daddy's arms. ...
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Ahhhhhh yes @Philimena cunk it was was dying watching it

He's a right bleeping walloper...all the time I was watching I could imagine big nose in his hobbit hutch doing it.....

 

[mollyann]

If anyone who really wants a reality z lister and viewed his Instagram he would definitely be passed over.Day in day out boring dull content with his photoshop picturesWe’ve seen his ugly chops without the filters and he’s not all thatBoth have ideas they are going to be picked up for some kind of amazing campaignBeen lucky to not have a real job for over 11 years so move on dick head you are so thirsty it’s laughable.His awful dance at the pride of Britain awards was beyond disrespectful and unprofessional.

 

[PrincessJeanie]

It will be hard for him to not promote himself ….after all he’s only on bbc breakfast for the show to promote it .
no doubt he will be over the top talking over the others and being a utter prick
I won’t be watching I’m out tonight and don’t watch that tit anyway

Remember when he was on LW to promote Footloose and he spent a minute talking about it and then went on and spent the whole interview talking about himself and getting Flappy to get Spud to run on the set. BBC presenters are a bit more professional than the crones on LW though.

 

[OnlyJustSaying]

Especially when you’ve no talent other than being the joker in the pack! Tell me where he’ll be in two years time - broke and nowhere I suspect

We all know he doesn’t even understand what he copies from somewhere else and posts it as his own idea!

 

[VC10]

So he's got to work on his birthday but he's so humble and grateful!

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Most people go to work on their birthdays. Nothing untoward...? He's a joke.

 

[ChastityDingle]

Crack on mate! You won’t be saying that in 2 weeks time! How was the “ice” tublet this morning?

Hard work does pay off wtf would he know about hard work? Seriously? Has he ever actually held down a job!