When do we ever see her in a pair of deichmann trainers- they will soon be on Vinted. I don’t understand these places who have them to advertise their stuff, she is especially shite at it. So wooden.
never she wears those awful “designer” trainers Axel something is it?? she’s always showing them off, I think they are awful looking! As for him in his Deichmann trainers and veiny skinny legs I get old man nursing home vibes lol put him in his Deichmann trainers wearing his Nana’s lilac cardigan and he would fit right in at my grandad’s nursing home!When do we ever see her in a pair of deichmann trainers- they will soon be on Vinted. I don’t understand these places who have them to advertise their stuff, she is especially shite at it. So wooden.
I know it’s not like she’ll get paid anymoreHow many times is she going to share the shoe adGo enjoy the day with your kids and dad flaps hopefully he will offer you some sound advice on how to run to the hills.
Lolllll he photoshopped his left leg so much that it looks demonicStill a predictable twat and not remotely funny, unless you’re 15, not 35!
I think she’s desperate to get on the Deichmann hall of fame gridI know it’s not like she’ll get paid anymore. The others that have done ads for Deichmann have posted once on their grids and once on their stories weeks ago. I think she repeats all her ads so much trying to make out she’s a good salesperson. Trouble is the minute she opens her mouth or tries to act, that theory falls flat on its face Maybe she’s still trying to get them to put her on their actual grid
Look at his chicken dipper headLolllll he photoshopped his left leg so much that it looks demonic
Deichmann was the place I used to go to in 2004 when I needed a pair of cheap heels for a night out and I wasn't bothered if I lost them on the dance floor.I think she’s desperate to get on the Deichmann hall of fame gridit’s hardly Nike FFS its fucking Deichmann who the actual fuck thinks “oh il get them on the Deichmann website” nobody I know anyway
Thats actually a really good ideaDeichmann was the place I used to go to in 2004 when I needed a pair of cheap heels for a night out and I wasn't bothered if I lost them on the dance floor.
They look in the mirror and see posh and Becks.I bet he doesn’t even get paid by them anymore. Probably just send him a few freebies. As for her, I don’t understand what she’s hoping to achieve with her clothes reels. There are so many instahuns doing this and making a much much better job of it, which she must be fully aware of because she follows most of them. I genuinely think like him, when she watches herself back, she sees something totally different to the rest of us
My lad wouldn't have been seen dead wearing those shoes at school. And my daughter would have destroyed the pair by the end of the first day, the way she dragged her feet and was climbing up trees.I know it’s not like she’ll get paid anymore. The others that have done ads for Deichmann have posted once on their grids and once on their stories weeks ago. I think she repeats all her ads so much trying to make out she’s a good salesperson. Trouble is the minute she opens her mouth or tries to act, that theory falls flat on its face Maybe she’s still trying to get them to put her on their actual grid
She could French kiss a moose with those lipsLol@ the way she says Deichmann her lips so big she can’t even talk properlyIf that’s what 30 looks like think the next 20 years are going to be
I think he's a lot like that Essex cunt Mark Wright.I actually think he only likes skinny women. I can imagine he thinks anybody above a size 10 is grossly overweight. I think he has always gone for girls who have had the same body type as his motherChrist Zelda and Flappy even have matching implants He’d be the type of person if she put on even half a stone, he’d probably have a dig at her for putting on (much needed) weight. Thing is the pair of them being so scrawny looking is doing them no favours in the looks department. They both look haggard and so much older than they actually are.
She's fucked off and left him, and Cunty is so stupid he doesn't know why.Why is he sweating all over that carpet
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And what is this shite meant to symbolise??
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Mark WrightI think he's a lot like that Essex cunt Mark Wright.
Bet he was constantly in goodgers ear about the weight, and it certainly looks like he's doing the same with Michelle
And neither of them are fucking oil paintings, pair of gormless twats ...
MW is not far off Fakey in the cringe factor department either 🫣 I think he knows he’s punching with MK so cant see him treating her like he did Goodger , MK would definitely tell him to do one! and…. Spud spilled the beans on Flaps “fighting” back at Fakey now! She’s definitely thinking of how to get out of this and turns to Daddy not for emotional support but financial support because she’s done this before when she broke up with Freddie’s dad she herself said her Dad helped her out with a place so she will do the same at some stage soon but it will be back to business as usual in Colchester later today or tomorrow posting loved up vomit inducing fake crap!Mark Wrighthow the fuck he is still in the ‘public’ eye is beyond me. Yep I remember in one of the 1st episodes of TOWIE him slating her for stripping down in a bikini for a spray tan and talking about her being fat and she was half the size then that she is now MK used to be stunning but she’s now going for the waif look as well. You always find it’s the men that are punching are the ones that drip poison into their other halves ears. Fakey was definitely punching when he got with her and MW still is.
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