Well this isn’t cringey at all
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Does she think they ask him every year and he’s just too busy or something? I’m not sure Strictly will ever be that desperate
he’s such a beg replying to that 
Jake Quickenden #77 Pig in a wig, thing with a ring, can't act, can't present, can't even sing!
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he’s such a beg replying to that 
He’s an ugly monster, ewwwww. You would think he was a manual labourer. He is wrecked!
Pretty manic on his stories today with a few sly digs at tattle 
Let’s see how active he is tomorrow 
Let’s see how active he is tomorrow 
Love that video of him and the cat. Purdey giving him the slant eye and thinking "Just duck off you prick" 
Doesn’t that invalidate insurance surely??? No way I’d be going away implying the house is empty
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The electric feeder
i bet 
🤦Who's feeding the CAT.........
He’s surely not that thick he thinks people can just get outside in the sun? He doesn’t do himself any favours. 
As we've all said on here before he's had three of the biggest platforms X factor IACGMOH and DOI and yet he's still waiting for his big break. Give it up Jake.
Estelle needs a stern talking too. In fact she’s probably the one that always tags Strictly or This Morning on such nonsense. Either that or Estelle is FakeyWell this isn’t cringey at all
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Does she think they ask him every year and he’s just too busy or something? I’m not sure Strictly will ever be that desperate
He literally had his car cleaned 3 days ago, why is he getting it cleaned again?
The roads to Skeggy do get pretty muddy when it's been raining
The roads to Skeggy do get pretty muddy when it's been raining
It’s the fact he can reply to that but when someone says they’re struggling on his posts, he completely ignores them
Does he think one sad deluded person commenting he should be on SCD, will make them think ‘oh Jake Quickenden superstar extraordinare must be popular he’ll be first on our wish list next year’ 
When you look at some of the unknowns now getting on there and they still don’t call him, that speaks volumes 
The line up for SCD this year looks brilliant. It’s my favourite show and I honestly will never watch again if he’s on it! Thankfully I know the bbc would never
Cat thinking - 'is that actually a rat on top of his stupid looking head? Will I, won't I...'Love that video of him and the cat. Purdey giving him the slant eye and thinking "Just duck off you prick"
Isn't that the Range Rover he can no longer afford the lease on he's getting cleaned? Bet it's a tit hole full of his sweaty gym kit & snack wrappers.He literally had his car cleaned 3 days ago, why is he getting it cleaned again?
The roads to Skeggy do get pretty muddy when it's been raining
I feel the same. Not particularly happy about Adam Thomas being on but that’s what a mute button is forThe line up for SCD this year looks brilliant. It’s my favourite show and I honestly will never watch again if he’s on it! Thankfully I know the bbc would never
With Fakey it would be the off button instead We all know Purdey yanks on that syrup regularly. Poor Cat must think it’s a floor brush.Cat thinking - 'is that actually a rat on top of his stupid looking head? Will I, won't I...'
Fakey will never be on Strictly. I know the discussion happens every year about 'who' as some names are announced. Who, never heard of them etc. (I never mind whether I know them or not, personally. We get to know them as we watch.)I feel the same. Not particularly happy about Adam Thomas being on but that’s what a mute button is for
But in his case, nobody would have a clue and he has no current claim to fame of any sort.
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Haha, he can't help having a dig!
Friend!!!
Friend!!!
Oi, fakey. As you read here and like to be all pass/agg about it, can you go back to your kickboxing gym place and do some content with that cute one with the floppy hair. He could smash me around the ring anyday. Thanks bleep xoxox
He’s been begging and tagging them for years and I’m sure whoever is in charge of booking the ‘celebs’ is well aware of this. Plus him saying he knows the only reason he’s not been asked is because of being on DOI (ever heard of Angela Rippon Fakey?) makes him even more unbookable now in my opinion. I mean Adam Thomas has also been hinting at it for a couple of years but the fact he works on the BBC, he was always going to get it over Fakey.Fakey will never be on Strictly. I know the discussion happens every year about 'who' as some names are announced. Who, never heard of them etc. (I never mind whether I know them or not, personally. We get to know them as we watch.)
But in his case, nobody would have a clue and he has no current claim to fame of any sort.
Well of course we know the real reason he can't be on it is because he was on DOI' - I'm sorry I am laughing way too much while typing that.
Yes, Adam Thomas is still working whereas...
What could they put in a current biography about Fakey? Ice baffs, pawning off his kid on the rare occasion that he is left alone with him, going to the gym...
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