Jake Quickenden #77 Pig in a wig, thing with a ring, can't act, can't present, can't even sing!
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So the MS is on at Skegness tomorrow so that’s obviously why he’s heading to Zeldas later today as she’s only 1hr and half away where Colchester is 3 and a half hours. I wonder if he thinks doing the Butlins gigs may help him get on the TV version in the long run 
As for any friends. Could you imagine spending anytime with him
He must be so draining with the constant filming and needing attention. Will be interesting to see if any z listers turn up to his MMA fight. I suppose if they hand out freebies, you may get some of the ex reality dregs turn up just so they get papped outside the venue
As for any friends. Could you imagine spending anytime with him
He must be so draining with the constant filming and needing attention. Will be interesting to see if any z listers turn up to his MMA fight. I suppose if they hand out freebies, you may get some of the ex reality dregs turn up just so they get papped outside the venue 
My other half suffers from it and is hard of hearing too. I don’t believe for one minute Fakey has it. Lying there one minute saying he has it then up shrieking and making noises. Lazy twit that he is
Oh absolutely this.So the MS is on at Skegness tomorrow so that’s obviously why he’s heading to Zeldas later today as she’s only 1hr and half away where Colchester is 3 and a half hours. I wonder if he thinks doing the Butlins gigs may help him get on the TV version in the long run
As for any friends. Could you imagine spending anytime with him
Even in the gym, I bet others changed their training times so that they don't have to be there at the same time as him.
"I don't like being on my own".
Dances to "Celebrate" outside his house!
Dances to "Celebrate" outside his house!
He is a walking hypochondriac when it comes to doing any work.....He’s not even started rehearsals yet and apparently the ‘ringing’ in his ears is backI read somewhere that rehearsal days are pretty long. How the duck is he going to cope
Get that popcorn ready and maybe we need to do a tattle bingo ready for the FM
Cant believe hes acting like hes never alone. Hes always alone. Hes had weeks at a time on his own. He had months at Christmas.
Pretending hes going to stay with his mam cos he wants to, isn't it something to do with his other car or does he have a date with butlins again!!!!! Either way we'll done jake for letting people know your house is vacant, moron!!!!!!!
Pretending hes going to stay with his mam cos he wants to, isn't it something to do with his other car or does he have a date with butlins again!!!!! Either way we'll done jake for letting people know your house is vacant, moron!!!!!!!
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Hi Fakey. Just an idea if you are bored and alone. Why don’t you assess your current financial position along with lack of work, and consider how you can ensure independent financial stability through adulthood and into retirement. You have a young family to provide for and maybe now is the time to retrain, set up your own business…what ever it may be to utilise your skills 
or….just carry on filming yourself talking to the cat
or….just carry on filming yourself talking to the cat
Only pussy he interacts with.Hi Fakey. Just an idea if you are bored and alone. Why don’t you assess your current financial position along with lack of work, and consider how you can ensure independent financial stability through adulthood and into retirement. You have a young family to provide for and maybe now is the time to retrain, set up your own business…what ever it may be to utilise your skills
or….just carry on filming yourself talking to the cat
Flappys mum who always staysWho's feeding the CAT.........
as if the liars! We’ve all seen the automatic cat feeder on the stories"If you're feeling tired today get in the sun".
The only time I've seen the sun today is on a fag break".
Most people have a four letter word called WORK to do.
The only time I've seen the sun today is on a fag break".
Most people have a four letter word called WORK to do.
Nothing in it worth stealing.
The cat?Nothing in it worth stealing.
Think I'd break in just to fix that bleeping closet (lol) door in their loftcon that doesn't shut properly.
Well this isn’t cringey at all
Does she think they ask him every year and he’s just too busy or something? I’m not sure Strictly will ever be that desperate
Does she think they ask him every year and he’s just too busy or something? I’m not sure Strictly will ever be that desperate
It would be comedy gold but it would be the end of Strictly.Well this isn’t cringey at all
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Does she think they ask him every year and he’s just too busy or something? I’m not sure Strictly will ever be that desperate
Omgggg you just gave me a big laugh
. So the deluded bint thinks she is a celeb because she’s married to a deluded attention seeking super nobody!!!- Status