And the tinnitus is conveniently back!!!!
Jake Quickenden #77 Pig in a wig, thing with a ring, can't act, can't present, can't even sing!
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As he’s come off Twitter, I’ll put these on here so he doesn’t miss anything 
I miss him getting all defensive and crappy on Twitter 
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So off to mummys again cos he doesn’t like being alone. What about that poor bleeping cat they leave all the time
So he’s got ‘work’ this week (
maybe) and rehearsals start Monday. Work is obviously not TV cos he would have mentioned it so whatever it is (if anything) I’m sure he could have binned it off. He went to the USA for 4/5 days for ‘work’ so surely he could have gone for 4/5 days to spend time with his family?
I miss him getting all defensive and crappy on Twitter ---
So off to mummys again cos he doesn’t like being alone. What about that poor bleeping cat they leave all the time
So he’s got ‘work’ this week ( maybe) and rehearsals start Monday. Work is obviously not TV cos he would have mentioned it so whatever it is (if anything) I’m sure he could have binned it off. He went to the USA for 4/5 days for ‘work’ so surely he could have gone for 4/5 days to spend time with his family?Attachments
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Oh god he’s so dreadful and unnatural on camera. He’s horrendous. Why is he up at 5.30am most days? He doesn’t have a job, he could go to the gym at anytime as long as he’s actually spending time with Maris.
Pulls his shorts up to make a nappy,
It’s an ICK for us but not for Flappy 🫤
He will lie around in his pit of self pity - in between going to the gym and going to his mother's house - and have the house in a stinking mess for Sophie to clean up when she gets back. 
He loves the quietness lying fucker..He is in his element being able to be on his own and do 
He gets up early normally to avoid helping her out with the kids.....sly fucker...He did a pathetic little cough and patted his chest so I’m going for a dose of pneumonia (cos it can’t be anything minorHe’s not even started rehearsals yet and apparently the ‘ringing’ in his ears is backI read somewhere that rehearsal days are pretty long. How the duck is he going to cope
).Also, hate that filter he uses, makes him blurry and I keep cleaning my specs thinking it’s them
How rough does he look though when it’s not in use, walking through the gym carpark looking 45.
Looks like Fakey forgot the filters!
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Plus he’s playing the gay character so he’ll be jizzing at the thought of snogging a bloke.
He calls this a busy day He ain’t got a bleeping clue. Next week will hit him hard especially if he’s playing dress up in the days leading up to rehearsals as well.
He ain’t got a bleeping clue. Next week will hit him hard especially if he’s playing dress up in the days leading up to rehearsals as well.Attachments
When will he fit in the fake anxiety and woe is me I miss baby boy I never spend time with daysHe calls this a busy day
I'm guessing anxiety on day 2 of rehearsal if he manages to make it as he's building up to an imaginary ailment and woe is me day when at Butlins laying in bed all day
He's already picked the car up from Mummy and got someone else to clean it!He calls this a busy day
God he’s a proper little drama Queen isn’t he. And that to do list is ridiculous. That’s what he calls busy?!
He really is one sad bastard!
I bet he gets to the gym at half 5 so he doesn’t have to deal with the kids waking up, then he can do what he wants when they are at school/nursery.
Why is he pretending to have zoom calls. You are not busy Jake! For such a big popular celebrity, you would think he’d have plenty of mates to see and hang about with if his wife is away. But no, there will be nobody about. Any sign of Chris yet fake?
I bet he gets to the gym at half 5 so he doesn’t have to deal with the kids waking up, then he can do what he wants when they are at school/nursery.
Why is he pretending to have zoom calls. You are not busy Jake! For such a big popular celebrity, you would think he’d have plenty of mates to see and hang about with if his wife is away. But no, there will be nobody about. Any sign of Chris yet fake?
So busy. 6 things on his to do list!
Lazy fucker
Lazy fucker
Why does he share all this bleeping tripe? Who cares? Even his (second) biggest fan (after himself) couldn't possibly give two shits what his chores are. This perma-online nonsense pisses me off. If you're doing something different - share it - it'll be cool and a new experience, educational even. Posting every inane update from your normal life does't make you approachable or interesting, it's swallowed up by all this irrelevant bleeping guff. I wouldn't wan to socialise with someone who did this - enjoy moments together ffs. You've nothing to look fondly back on and reminisce if you document EVERYTHING.He calls this a busy day
Boring prick.
Does he actually have any friends.She’s the same never see her out with her mates .His own brother doesn’t bother with him or zelda very odd bunch of freaks.Driving three hours to see his mum as hates being alone does he actually believe his own bullshit.Lousy father and the laziest prick online.See that awful Laura Anderson got gifted two expensive prams must be nice not to work and collect freebies
Exactly this! Does he not have anyone local to catch up with, go for dinner or some drinks? It’s very unusual for you to literally have just your man-wife and your Mum to hang out withDoes he actually have any friends.She’s the same never see her out with her mates .His own brother doesn’t bother with him or zelda very odd bunch of freaks.Driving three hours to see his mum as hates being alone does he actually believe his own bullshit.Lousy father and the laziest prick online.See that awful Laura Anderson got gifted two expensive prams must be nice not to work and collect freebies
Rehearsals for a touring play are usually about 6-7hours a day, with breaks .
It's not just the script, but movement, where they have to stand, etc
He'll ad-lib or try to, because he won't be able to memorize, and that will throw out next lines, reactions,etc.
The sickness will start when he realises it's too hard, he can't prepare, and he'll disrupt the entire performance bleeping about.
It's not just the script, but movement, where they have to stand, etc
He'll ad-lib or try to, because he won't be able to memorize, and that will throw out next lines, reactions,etc.
The sickness will start when he realises it's too hard, he can't prepare, and he'll disrupt the entire performance bleeping about.
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