Crazy, Fake begs to differ on this ...Just a handful of video clips since 21/05/23 of Fakey pissed and slurring! If I were to go back from September 2022, I'm sure there would be tons of receipts and it would take hours! Was he pissed when he wrote that bullshit?
Only had seven drinks since September bro?
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Bet the skint cunts have sold them on ebayThat might have been me? My son had neurosurgery and managed to bring him home late last night. All the many hours waiting in hospital I was able to keep up with Fakey & Chazza Dawson
Anyone notice how we don't see NikNak in his massive bed anymore. No sign of him playing in the massive gifted playhouse either. Funny that.
Would love the official account to reply to this woman and put her straight 
he really has made himself look so stupid doing that interview 
I hope that awful bed is gone.
State of that
another one that loves herself more than she should. Skegness not an option then?It's not that he's not allowed, they just don't want him. Nobody knows who he is, and imagine him on there, it'd turn into the Jake show , that bleeping stupid little shuffle he does at events, then pretend to stumble .(yes Jakey, you do that all the time for laughs, be warned full monty)Seen he’s already started commenting on Strictlys posts
Off to christen Jakeys new sex wagon....
Fakey can suck my dick! Spoken like a true alcoholic.
He's a bleeping pisshead and he knows it. Non-alcoholic drinks my arse.WTF has she done to her hair? That's another mid-life crisis. Let me guess, she went pink because she was inspired by the Barbie film?
Had a look at his mums Twitter dear god was like the parrot on steroids.She certainly thinks the sun shone out of his arse up to 2019
Probably can't chew with all that plastic in their gobs...
.He has no shame! Strictly doesn’t want you, move on! Maybe he’s hoping for the reserves list.Seen he’s already started commenting on Strictlys posts
He’s getting in early for next year
If they were ever looking at him (which I highly doubt) him lying about why he’s never been asked, would definitely put them off 
I am not sure how the selection for Strictly works but I like to imagine the people involved in the process looking at each other and saying, as one, WHOOOOOOOOOOO
Has he deleted this cos I can’t find it? If he’s out for a meal tonight unless it’s a really really late one he can’t be playing baby Dino today then?So let me get this straight we all say they can’t afford a meal out and he’s done that video for tattle dinner plans tonight . So he’s had to beg his parents for help with a car his house is faking to tit and needs a good deep clean and decor he can’t afford the mortgage but he’s going for dinner if I was Matt I’d be fuming . That prick doesn’t get it he thinks they will bail him out every time why he pretends to have money on the gram . We all know it’s the kids child benefits paying for this meal
Wasn't he on pointless celebs once, and made an absolute tit of himself??He’s getting in early for next year
You know when he's pissed up, his lips move .....Just a handful of video clips since 21/05/23 of Fakey pissed and slurring! If I were to go back from September 2022, I'm sure there would be tons of receipts and it would take hours! Was he pissed when he wrote that bullshit?
Only had seven drinks since September bro?
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I'd be, "not this bleep again".....I am not sure how the selection for Strictly works but I like to imagine the people involved in the process looking at each other and saying, as one, WHOOOOOOOOOOO
I'd be, "not this bleep again".....I am not sure how the selection for Strictly works but I like to imagine the people involved in the process looking at each other and saying, as one, WHOOOOOOOOOOO
