So true. Like a toddler when they discover that they can undress themselves.
It's mildly cute, at best, when a toddler does it, for the first time.
Jake Quickenden #76 He's dressed as a mozzy & looking a twat. She's Freddy Krueger but minus the hat!
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It's mildly cute, at best, when a toddler does it, for the first time.
“Baby no. 1”??? Please don’t tell me she’s pregnant…
Pregnant? It would be the immaculate conception if she was!! No, she's just a nasty bleep forgetting about Freddie being her first born yet again!
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Just as well this prick loves himself so much because nobody else does!
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Why does he have to stand there in a tucked up pair of shorts pouting in a mirror to tell us this 
He’s saying about being 34 nearly 35 hoping people will say he doesn’t look it 
No he doesn’t. He looks nearer 45 
He’s saying about being 34 nearly 35 hoping people will say he doesn’t look it No he doesn’t. He looks nearer 45 Attachments
You're being kind. 65 I sayWhy does he have to stand there in a tucked up pair of shorts pouting in a mirror to tell us this
Uggghhh, he's such a big headed bastard isn't he look at me me me 
no thanks you ugly, wiggy bleep
no thanks you ugly, wiggy bleepIt's a bit like when people go out of their way to tell you how nice they are.
If they were, it would show in their actions and especially in how they treat others.
They wouldn't need to tell you!
If they were, it would show in their actions and especially in how they treat others.
They wouldn't need to tell you!
His hand looks revolting in this shot, I see him trying to show off his Whoop watch. He’s defo angling for a collab. Saddo!Urgh that scrambled egg!
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WTF does the 
look like - these photos are taken only a few hours apart even using ridiculous filters he still looks like an absolute knobhead he lives his whole life through a camera lens I bet when he looks in the mirror of a morning he says who the duck are you
look like - these photos are taken only a few hours apart even using ridiculous filters he still looks like an absolute knobhead he lives his whole life through a camera lens I bet when he looks in the mirror of a morning he says who the duck are you Attachments
Just why does she look so weird
So 20% of b&b bet she’s sold jack tit since she added her awful cheap gym wear.Had some more parcels and other than that she’s as boring as ever.Her mouth so overfilled can hardly speak.See zelda had nothing nice to say about Leo’s unnecessary week long visit not a word lol.
So 20% of b&b bet she’s sold jack tit since she added her awful cheap gym wear.Had some more parcels and other than that she’s as boring as ever.Her mouth so overfilled can hardly speak.See zelda had nothing nice to say about Leo’s unnecessary week long visit not a word lol.
Mind the gap oh look if I push my titties together it’s completely disappeared
oh look if I push my titties together it’s completely disappeared Once again, all he is proving to any potential employer is that he is a lazy good for nothing who spends all day every day taking photos of himself because HE HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO!WTF does the
As if she slept 18 hours and he got up did all the housework and took maris to nursery he would have posted it all to instagram if he had plus he supposedly did a workout when he got up had a steak got in the ice bath then went to the gym nah someone definitely there helping probably Krueger’s mum
I don't know why she's so surprised about aliens. She married one and she has the skin of one!
And she doesn’t work, so why would she share that video about being abducted, and not having to go work on Monday! Boot.
Anybody understand her? I had trouble tbh! So she's had 18hrs sleep and Fakey has been Father of the Year again and made Spud breakfast, took him to school, done all the housework and went to the gym twice! Yeah ok! 
Her skin doesn't look any different. She should just get a balaclava tbh! I've also been looking at her hairline lately. It looks like she's receding lately. Her hair is very thin on top. Most probably stress-induced and a bad diet.
She looks utterly haggard for only 30yrs old.
Her skin doesn't look any different. She should just get a balaclava tbh! I've also been looking at her hairline lately. It looks like she's receding lately. Her hair is very thin on top. Most probably stress-induced and a bad diet.
She looks utterly haggard for only 30yrs old.
Technically he’s doing it for free since his membership is free.I hope he a) doesn’t refer to this as work and b) he’s not getting paid for it. If he tries to get content from this he really is an absolute arsewipe
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Overfilled lips, huge teeth. What has she done to her face.Just why does she look so weird
Now he’s saying he should have been a fighter all along! Never sticks at anything does he? Singing, acting, presenting, reality tv probably because he is absolutely shite at all of them
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It’s his last road to try but he wouldn’t be a boxer he’s tit people train from kids not 35
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