Trust me bro:
"It ain't ever going to happen".
Deluded fool.
"It ain't ever going to happen".
Deluded fool.
Jake Quickenden #76 He's dressed as a mozzy & looking a twat. She's Freddy Krueger but minus the hat!
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Why are his eggs swimming. Never in my life have I cooked eggs looking like that 
I’m sure if he’d worked hard in the past, not complained, not taken sick days, not shown people up in videos he posts, took advantage of his platform to promote cancer awareness (the list goes on…) he could be in a different place. I don’t know whether it’s because he’s desperate now but he comes across so different and I can’t see anybody wanting him to act or present. Flappy needs to also realise she could’ve promoted her USA visit so much differently and it wasn’t about her pretending to be a super model…
It’s definitely not going to happen I see Fleur East got the presenting job on Strictly it Takes Two it will never be him he is too unprofessional and unpredictable to do anything live for a start he would be getting his top off dancing about making sly digs about the judges then there’s his ‘banter’ plus his expertise as he did DOI it would just be complete car crash
No body wants to use them , they get a few dregs of work then once the organisations realise what they are like never use them again. They are living for a mirage something that they'll never have ....
Exactly. I don't know what the cheap tv slots he used to get, pay, but it was a bit of income. I am sure a lot of work in the entertainment industry at any level entails hard work. Slog, in fact, and maybe one day it pays off and the fame and high profile comes your way. And maybe it doesn't but you still have your steady work and the tv stations / theatre producers know they can call on you because you're dependable and likeable.
He messed up on the small stuff by being so thoroughly unlikeable and letting people down. He actually can't help himself at this stage. He is what he is, and as we said before he just wants fame, nothing else. The fact that he hides working at the holiday camps says a lot too. Why doesn't he own it! Oh because the day when he is presenting on ITV and BBC will come* - and he doesn't want to be reminded of that work then.
*as if - that will be the day when pigs fly.
Didn’t Polly comment on one of his woe is me posts about how he’s such a lovely guy and how everyone loves ‘working’ with him. So why barring the dregs that are Lorraine and LW does he never get asked on anything else? If he was so great to work with, surely he’d be inundated with jobs? I truly believe he is his own worse enemy and his obsession with having his phone glued to his hand and sharing far too much on social media is why he struggles to get work. I mean why did the ITV win gig suddenly stop? They have loads of repeat presenters on there so why not him? Probably changing his Instagram bio didn’t help. By listing what he did, everyone could see just how he likes to exaggerate everything 
@PrincessJeanie every time I see your avatar it makes me laugh. 
Tattle is such a great place to come if you're having a bad day or just need a bit of cheering up in general
Tattle is such a great place to come if you're having a bad day or just need a bit of cheering up in general
Hope you’re doing ok x@PrincessJeanie every time I see your avatar it makes me laugh.
Tattle is such a great place to come if you're having a bad day or just need a bit of cheering up in general
He reads this page he also reads hundreds comments negative about him yet he still doesn’t understand it’s him that’s the issue . He thinks he’s entitled to fame with no actual talent or effort put in . Does he seriously think ITV would ever give him a presenting job . Filming everything for strangers on the gram hasn’t helped people have seen his true colours 
nobody actually likes him he genuinely has no friends the ones he did have avoid him like the plague . He’s to manic around people he can’t socialise he thinks he has to film everything and people don’t like that . He’s a weird creepy man he really is . Any chance of fame has died he won’t get anything now . He’s lazy talentless and annoying like thrush
nobody actually likes him he genuinely has no friends the ones he did have avoid him like the plague . He’s to manic around people he can’t socialise he thinks he has to film everything and people don’t like that . He’s a weird creepy man he really is . Any chance of fame has died he won’t get anything now . He’s lazy talentless and annoying like thrushIt’s a great threadAh thanks, I'm fine.
Just always know I will get a laugh reading here.
The irony is that all of the stuff written above is so true, but he just sees it as being trolled,he is so stupid that he can't see the truth when it's written in black and white and posted 50 times a day on Tattle.
He continues to drone on about getting his big break, bro you had 3 of them, and fucked all of them up,you can't get much bigger than the 3 TV opportunities you had.
He's admitted he spunked all of the money his dad left him, probably because he knew Zelda would rescue him every time, he knows nothing about REAL work because he's never had to, he's spent most of his working life trying to get famous rather than actual grafting for it.
No wonder he has no work, no friends and no bleeping life, who in their right mind would want to spend time with him?You would be on edge all of the time that he would make you look foolish and film you for the sake of a few likes from strangers.
Yet he struts around like cock of the north when he's out of his house, either with his top off inflicting his scrawny sweaty body on anyone who has the misfortune to see it, or wearing the most ridiculous clothes to draw attention to himself-he is an absolute bleeping headcase, he seriously needs help, I've never ever come across anyone either in real life or on IG that acts like him.
The only good thing about him is the constant entertainment he provides for Tattle, and he's doing that for us for free Good job bro
He continues to drone on about getting his big break, bro you had 3 of them, and fucked all of them up,you can't get much bigger than the 3 TV opportunities you had.
He's admitted he spunked all of the money his dad left him, probably because he knew Zelda would rescue him every time, he knows nothing about REAL work because he's never had to, he's spent most of his working life trying to get famous rather than actual grafting for it.
No wonder he has no work, no friends and no bleeping life, who in their right mind would want to spend time with him?You would be on edge all of the time that he would make you look foolish and film you for the sake of a few likes from strangers.
Yet he struts around like cock of the north when he's out of his house, either with his top off inflicting his scrawny sweaty body on anyone who has the misfortune to see it, or wearing the most ridiculous clothes to draw attention to himself-he is an absolute bleeping headcase, he seriously needs help, I've never ever come across anyone either in real life or on IG that acts like him.
The only good thing about him is the constant entertainment he provides for Tattle, and he's doing that for us for free
Good job bro 
He manifested a Dino thinking he'd take over from Chris Pratt in Jurassic park......Rinse and bleeping repeatBasically saying it you want something enough, it will happen. So if that’s the case why isn’t he on primetime TV and why has he not been invited to do SCD after begging for it for years? I’m sure he thinks if he says it, it will manifest. Trouble is he’s being doing this for ages. I’m pretty sure it wasn’t his ambition to be dressing up as a dinosaur and that seems to be all he’s done in the last few months
Spot on. If it could be depicted in a picture, it would be literally him standing in his own way. And every time he tries to get past, his own nasty self stops him.He reads this page he also reads hundreds comments negative about him yet he still doesn’t understand it’s him that’s the issue . He thinks he’s entitled to fame with no actual talent or effort put in . Does he seriously think ITV would ever give him a presenting job . Filming everything for strangers on the gram hasn’t helped people have seen his true colours
Meanwhile any hope of 'fame' or even a half decent living on stage or screen slips further and further away from him.
So the gym he goes to are going to start doing men’s wellness Wednesday and guess who has got himself a place booked to talk all things mental health (yawn) oh and on the reel talking about it he has his top off again! That’s another reason he doesn’t get work I’ve never known anyone so obsessed with taking their clothes off!
No one attending that would benefit from that gobshites crap?
That will go down like a sack of tit
Soon as people see him attend they won’t go
mind you he might make a friend
Soon as people see him attend they won’t go
mind you he might make a friend
This is my favourite comment ever on here I think because it’s 100% spot on, every single word.The irony is that all of the stuff written above is so true, but he just sees it as being trolled,he is so stupid that he can't see the truth when it's written in black and white and posted 50 times a day on Tattle.
He continues to drone on about getting his big break, bro you had 3 of them, and fucked all of them up,you can't get much bigger than the 3 TV opportunities you had.
He's admitted he spunked all of the money his dad left him, probably because he knew Zelda would rescue him every time, he knows nothing about REAL work because he's never had to, he's spent most of his working life trying to get famous rather than actual grafting for it.
No wonder he has no work, no friends and no bleeping life, who in their right mind would want to spend time with him?You would be on edge all of the time that he would make you look foolish and film you for the sake of a few likes from strangers.
Yet he struts around like cock of the north when he's out of his house, either with his top off inflicting his scrawny sweaty body on anyone who has the misfortune to see it, or wearing the most ridiculous clothes to draw attention to himself-he is an absolute bleeping headcase, he seriously needs help, I've never ever come across anyone either in real life or on IG that acts like him.
The only good thing about him is the constant entertainment he provides for Tattle, and he's doing that for us for free
I hope he a) doesn’t refer to this as work and b) he’s not getting paid for it. If he tries to get content from this he really is an absolute arsewipe
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